Friday, July 31, 2009

Zombies & NOTES! Thats how I do Fridays!









ZOMBIZZLE! 
Thats How I roll today! 

No sleep, karaoke and beers, OH MY! 


Dear McDonald's

Thanks for mcskillet burritos. Those awesome shits keep me goin in the morning!!! 

Mcskillety yours, 
BG 
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Dear A2 News, 

Thanks for $3000. That was the LEAST you could do! 

Love BG 
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Dear Beard

I love your manliness but hate your beard zits! Stop it! 

My ziznits are the shiznit-ly yours 

BG 
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Dear Charcarron, thanks for the funniest video EVER!!! 


LMAO-ly yours
BG
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Dear new apt! Cant wait to move into you! But I REALLY HATE MOVING! 

GRRRRRRRR, 

BG
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Dear Detroit Tigers, 

Great trade for Washburn today! Keep it up! 
Who's Your tiger-ly yours 

BG 
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Dear Mother nature, 

I got a pool now, please give me a few hot days so i can use it! 

Pool-ly yours 
BG 
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Dear Kids, 

65 degrees is too cold to swim, and dont splash so much & scream so much fuckers, 

Does BG have to choke a kid-ly yours 

BG
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Moving this weekend!!!! Cant wait! Tell you all about it w/ pics and shit next week! 



6 comments:

Anonymous said...

You should drink AND move at the same time. And get sloppy. And then take pics.

I already dared you to do so on my blog. Hehe.

Unknown said...

OMGawd LMFAO@this entire post!

Dawn Parsons Smith said...

Chacarron...hee-larious!

I think Pwn Star has a fabulous idea...oh yeah...

Good luck with your move! I want a full play by play next week!

You have the BEST Dear So and So EVER!

Liz Mays said...

Every week, you just keep bringin' it. The way you sign these kills me!

Lee said...

I've never had a McSkillet burrito.
Don't think I will either.

And you know what? I don't even have a beard, and I get zits.
Maybe if I grow a beard, I'll get the opposite effect.

Anonymous said...

HahA! Love your letters! Yay for money & yay for moving & yay for a pool!