Friday, July 10, 2009

the Return of ZOMBIE FRIDAY!

Welcome to Zombie Friday! it's back! I am fuckin dead today! to bed at 4, up at 7! And hungover to boot! Karaoke was TOO much fun last night! today blows! I have training at 1 for the new job, lets hope to shit I make it through! Don't wanna cash out at the new job!!!

And now for one of my fav people on earth, KAT!!!! she game up w/ So & SO Fri, where I write letters to the people places & things that make me wanna do bad things to them!

Dear White Trash Pieces of shit,

Can you stop procreating at a rampant pace please. I appreciate the fact that you are broke, and have government assistance, BUT when I'm behind you at the grocery line w/ my 1 fuckin item and you are going WIC apeshit I tend to wanna ask your babies mama(s?) to put the dick down.

White Trashedly Yours
Bobby G
Dear Minivan,

Could you please refrain from cutting me off on the motorcycle, I mean I value my life, i'm a good guy, also if you could refrain from cellphone use as you drift into my fuckin lane, that'd be appreciated to!

Clock you in you faced-ly yours
Bobby G
Dear Everyone,

Its LibRary, not Libary.

Grammarly yours
Bobby G
Dear Customer's

My work closes in 1 week, I no longer care

Laid Offly Yours
Bobby G
Dear Body,

Sorry about the amount of alcohol/Lack of sleep last night.

Bobby G
Dear Weekend,

I cant wait to see you,

Bobby G
Dear Wisdom Teeth Holes,

I really want nachos, so hurry the fuck up and heal!

No Nachoedly Yours
Bobby G

Ok folks! have a great weekend! love you all!!!!


Mom in High Heels said...

Again, I love you. Ah, nachos. Wisdom Teeth holes do not love them. I had mine taken out when I was 19 and it was horrible. No nachos for weeks. For a college sophomore who considered nachos one of the main food groups, this was a real hardship.
Dh has a motorcycle and people who don't pay attention to him on the road.

Optimistic Pessimist said...

yes that's right, you still can't have nachos...that's pretty tough. Kind of makes me hungry for nachos.

Sheri said...

Ohhh hangovers at work is the worst! /gives ya some coffee!

Lee said...

I hope you get some nachos soon. Or you might go insane.
People cut you off on the motorcycle? Wtf is their problem? It's like they want to kill you.

Bee and Rose said...

You are my bloggy hero! Sorry you can't have nachos...suckage...

White Trashedly Yours...LMAO!

I love every single Dear So and So!

Anonymous said...

I hate when people mispronounce words. And I totally agree with the first letter. So irritating.

Samantha Betts said...

And the word jewelry - not "jury". Seriously, there's an "l" in that word. I used to work for Wal-Mart (trash central in all forms) and I'd have to hear pages to "jury" at least twenty times a shift. Idiots!

Sarah said...

Nice...I had some nachos for you yesterday at a BBQ. They were DELISH!

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blueviolet said...

You crack me up. Your letters are hysterical!

I don't know why people take such chances around motorcycles. That makes me so nervous. I actually don't like to drive on the same roads you're on for fear of you laying it down right in front of me due to the people who continually cut you off.

How was that for an epic run-on sentence?

theresarojas said...

The "letters" are the funniest thing I've read in ages.

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