Monday, May 4, 2009

Bike! Shafted, then Redeemed!

I have been looking for a bike. Bicycle,I already got a Bad Ass Harley. Well on Wednesday night after job 2 I rolled down to Deerfield MI (AKA Middle of fucking no where) and picked up 2 used Huffy's in need of love for $40. 1 boys and 1 girls. Well I couldn't pre-ride them due tot the flat-assness of the tires. So I took them home and got them in the light and realized I may of been taken. I don't think I was INTENTIONALLY ripped off, because the lady was a giant struggling to be white trash chick, I'm sure she just knew CRAP about bikes (as her ASS would indicate.) My buddy works in a bike store so he told me to bring them around and he'd see whats up with them. After about 5 mins he said...ummm sorry dude. This bike is fucked (only brought the guys bike) so he told me what we could do and he also let me ride a new Bad ass bike.


The Trek Navigator 2.0, this bike is what is called a comfort bike. GREAT SEAT and VERY comfy riding position, however, the bike did not take into consideration my awful fitness level, and after NO SHIT 5 mins, I was DYING! I'm sore as FUCK today! The bike costs $400 so OBVIOUSLY Not a purchase I can make, but it was fun to ride. So I gave my old bike to my friend Carlie when hers got stolen, it was a NICE bike! I hadn't ridden it in years, so I let her have it, well she said I can have it back, which makes me feel like a Indian Giver, cause I am. But she is adamant that its cool, she has a new bike coming her way, so I am happy. I'm gonna get a SUPER COMFY Seat for it. And try to mimic the riding position of the bad ass new bike I was riding. So welcome back to probable fitness BG, its also gonna be a good GF bonding tool as she likes to ride. She is all like, "There is this 40 mile trail.." I'm like SLOW DOWN! lol 5 mins busted my ass to angriness, baby steps, baby steps...

8 comments:

Sheri said...

Ahhh that sucks about the used bikes! At least it worked out and you got your bike back though. :)

Bee and Rose said...

Another fabulous word for the BG DeepDictionary...flatassness...
sadly I suffer from fatassness, but not for long, brother! I kicked up the pilates hard core this morning...I am fixing all my assnesses this month....fatassness and brokeassness!

Sorry to hear about the bike, but glad to hear it's all working out in the end:)

Aimeepalooza said...

Nice she's giving you your old bike back. It sucks when you think you're getting a deal and wind up screwed!

Yaya said...

Indian Giver. Lol. Totally reminded me of that Seinfeld episode!

Bobby G said...

OMG me too! "Its a...person who gives things and takes them back..." "You were gonna call me an Indian giver" lol

Sarah said...

You should come to spinning class with me...that'll get in you in REAL good shape. Plus, you'd burn like 500 calories in an hour :) Anytime you want....

Bobby G said...

What is spinning class?

Lee said...

Wow, sorry about the wasted money. But hey, your old bike rocks right? I've had the same bike since I was like 9.
I couldn't do a 40 mile trail. I can barely bike up to walmart, which is less than a mile away.