Wednesday, March 11, 2009

OVERSLEEPING!

Today I've done something I hardly ever do! I overslept, I mean REALLY Overslept! I wake up at 9:00, that's right 9:00! I was supposed to work at 8:30. I wake up and see 9:00, I can't believe it! I can't believe so much I look 3 times, then I look at my phone to make sure, it confirms the truth, its fucking 9:00! Now I am apparently an odd creature, I NEVER use the snooze button, EVER, I set my alarm for as late as i can get up, then i get the fuck up. Today i fell back asleep, as i haven't really slept in 2 full days. So I call my boss, to let her know I overslept, she apparently doesn't give a fuck because she made no effort to get a hold of me despite my sparkling attendance reputation, so I am not really concerned, I get ready and come to work, well in my HASTY getting ready, I totally grabbed my brown shoes which were in a dark corner and looked black, so here I am, black socks, black belt, black pants, black striped shirt, and BROWN fucking shoes, Yeah I look like a douche, even my boss was like "yeah kinda" when i asked her if I look like a douche! Judge for yourselves!


Yeah, bad right? Well at least its only 7 hrs instead of 8 hrs lol,

8 comments:

Cat said...

That's hilarious. It's the damned DST messing with your brain.

Bobby G said...

DST has really FUCKED ME this year! Typically, it bounces off of me, but god Ive barely slept since DST started!

Aimeepalooza said...

Douche for being fashion worried!!!!

Michelle said...

What a douche. Seriously.

Kat said...

Just think of yourself as a fashion innovator like my 5 year old daughter, see pics on my blog. Seriously, it can't be much worse than what she pulls out of her closet. *cough* ..but she is 5. ;)

Pwn Star said...

Lol.

The best cover-story would be to seriously say it's the new fashion trend. If she doesn't buy it, claim you saw Ryan Seacrest do it on American Idol...

That should prove that you're not a douche. But perhaps bi.

*shrug*

P.S. It's me, Shila.

:)

Lee said...

That is pretty douchey.

Next thing you know you'll be walking around rubbing people's heads and calling them "sport".

Bobby G said...

Kat- saw the pics of your daughter, ADORABLE!
Shila- NIce, good to hear from you love!

Lee- OUCH! lol,