Friday, March 13, 2009

Babies at Work!

HATE when people bring babies to work. Like newborns, not toddlers, I work with all women! Its a fucking estrogen gas chamber in this bitch! Since Ive started working w/ all women I now find myself watching Woman's shows like Project Runway...WTF? Anyway back to the babies, my boss' daughter brought her new baby (like 6 months old) in today, every girl in the office lost their fucking minds! Started talking all squeaky and shit, high pitched noise so shrill only a dog could hear that shit, talking mindless baby talk, its so funny! That doesn't happen to guys, ever, nothing on earth is that "cute" that we lose our mind and instantly become retarded, I mean we do become retarded in a different way if a gorgeous girl w/ a killer body walks by, guys will all look, not even trying to be discreet, saying "damn!" and "oh shit!" etc. But babies, they attract women from all over the building! Its like every lady here has a built in baby radar! A baby comes in and their spider sense tingles and they all come out to look at the baby, or the mom goes on a baby tour! She will parade the baby from room to room like a trophy of her motherhood, so everyone can ooh and ahhh! The baby does happen to be adorable tho! Hes a little cutie for sure, but DAMN LADIES! FOCUS!

8 comments:

Jennifer said...

Ok...ok. I'm guilty. I do take Aiden up to Rod's work. But I am usually there for food. Rod is the one that takes him on the tour. It is strange though. All the sudden women I don't know (hotel staff or even people eating at the restaurant) are at my table within minutes touching my kid. I am not a fan of touching!

Kat said...

They are allowed to bring their babies to work? I thought that was the point of work, to get away from your kids for a few hours.

Aimeepalooza said...

In my defense yesterday...mine isn't a baby and he was helping. LOL. And when he's not helping he's trying to beat people up so nobody squeaks at him.

Bobby G said...

NO AIMEE, yours is of age, as is yours Kat, Jen your is the age Im speaking of but not your particular child,

Lee said...

I try to avoid babies when they're around.
They make me nervous.
I don't even know why.

Deonna said...

Guilty as charged!

Bobbie Leigh said...

I agree, it's really annoying.

Jess said...

I think I must be missing that gene, I find babies not at all interesting. It's happened in my office a few times too.It's like a massive migration of all my female co-workers towards the baby. I avoid them like they are a contagious desease however..lol!