I be Illin!

GREAT! I get back from my lunch break at work yesterday and my stomach is feeling kinda awkward. I didn't actually eat at my lunch break so it wasn't a food situation. Its also not unusual for my stomach to feel kinda awkward, i start to feel the rumbling and hit the bathroom, not pleasant, at all! So I went 6 more times at work before I LEFT. OK I have an issue! My buddy Phil was getting over the stomach flu and I went over to his house to watch the Redwings lose the other night. I'm guessing I got the germ then. I get home and feel MISERABLE! PISSING OUT OF MY ASS! Brutal! Every 30 mins or so I'm in the bathroom, it fucking SUCKED! Then The puking started! I had 2 sessions of vomit, both about 10-15 mins, it wasn't long until my stomach was empty. CUE THE DRY HEAVES! Again GREAT! I went to bed about 10, woke up at 11 and had to go again, after hat tho I woke up several times at night drank water & Gatorade, tried to keep hydrated, to no real avail, but since the liquid is now staying in, I'm all good! The best [art of the day is that my amazing girlfriend came over to take care of my ass! Lots of hugs and snuggling and a nap! It meant the world to me! Shes DOPE! Risked illness to make sure I'm was happy! I'm still smiling! Feeling better, fever of 101 is breaking, I ate some Chicken soup and that's been down OK. Hopefully I'm back to normal SOON! IM already done with this! Im pissed too because I was supposed to hit a happy hour with work peeps today, but I cant, couldn't host my weekly karaoke show, that sucked, and tomm is in jeopardy as well, got a Harley Group function, hotel at Webers! I best be better, if not this weekend is gonna blow!