Saturday, January 10, 2009

Heely Catastrophe!

Heely's. Those STUPID shoes w/ the wheels in them, what a retarded idea. Like kids needed another way to fucking kill themselves. Scooters, skateboards, Rollerblades, and bicycles weren't enough? Well I saw a GREAT wipe out a little while back. I never wrote about it cause I felt bad, due to the fact it was a little kid and all. But some little fucker ran into me on those today, so the other kids story gets told. Today I was in pot Belly in downtown A2. That store is not big! there isn't a lot of room for someone to say be gliding on little wheels in their shoes. The little fucker hits me before I get my food, while I was waiting for a friend. No harm no foul, but I was still kinda pissed. The the same little fucker hit someone else! Lesson not learned! The dude almost dropped his food and everything! So now I'm gonna tell you a great Heely wipe out story! I was at Wide World Sports watching a buddy play indoor soccer. Wide world has a LONG tile floor! Perfect for little kids to glide around. Well this kid is traveling at a high rate of speed, the front of his shoe hits (Toe Pick!) and his whole body flies in the air! He lands on hi left shoulder and slides about 15 ft! He jumps up before anyone except me knew what happened! I fucking lost it! I kept replaying the memories in my mind. It was the funniest shit id ever seen since he didn't get hurt. If he did get hurt, he'd of deserved it though! Here is a great wipe out I found online!

It looks brutal, but this kid is tough!


Jason said...

HAHA! I HATE THOSE THINGS!!!! Those kids should have a nice face plant for being dumb-asses. I see them scoot by and I want to just throw a little stick or a small obstacle in their path. LEARN TO WALK!!! Oh, and don't be rude.

Cat said...

OUCH! Oh my god, that looked like a total face-plant!