Wednesday, November 26, 2008

My Fav Things about the Xmas Season!

Oh the Xmas season! It starts officially on the day after Thanksgiving, but some people think it starts Nov 1 (Curse you WNIC)So here it is my 5. fav things about the Xmas season!

5. White trash people fighting at stores!
Oh nothing says Happy Holidays like 2 rednecks beating each others ass to get that $499 42 in flatscreen TV!

4. No Parking!
I don't even go to stores anymore, I do all my Xmas shopping online. Why? because the damn stores ARE PACKED! You gotta park WAY OUT IN BFE, and then you get to the store and they are out of what you want! 2004 Started my Xmas online rampage, and it hasn't stopped!

3. Xmas Music!
Because who doesn't want to hear Jingle Bells by Josh Groban, and Sting, and Whitney Houston, and Boyz II Men, and Mariah Carey, and Bing Crosby, and Barenaked Ladies, and Garth Brooks and....

2. Leg Lamps! I love that electric sex glowing in the window!

1. Dec 26, because Xmas is fucking over!



Amy W. said...

I've been doing all my shopping online too - not only is it less irritating, but I can have it shipped wherever it is going and just wrap it when Noe and I get there so I don't have to take a bunch of gifts on the plane.

Bobby G said...

YEAH! thats a good plan of attack AW!

Becky said...

Am I the only person who actually LIKES going to stores and shopping for gifts? The only reason I order online right now is because I have no time between work and school to go out and buy things. If I had more time I'd buy everything in a store.

Plus, I hate paying shipping. It pisses me off.