Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Bang Alot, Get a Free House....

So im flippin through TV a little while back, and I happen to come to a little show called Extreme Makeover Home Edition. There was a lady on there w/ like 50 kids. Seriously she must bang like 20 times a day...a little too fertile for me! lol. But the EMHE douchebag host is gonna build her a house. Now Im thinkin, I like to bang, all I have to do to get a free house is bang? well shit, might as well! I can also get a free house if I have cancer or am mentally challenged, so I decided to go for bangion lol. Wish me luck on my bangin for a house adventure! lol. Ok so im not gonna have 300 kids to get a free house, but I feel like people on this earth need a free house more than people who bang all the time.

1 comments:

Acadia said...

They were adopted. I saw that one. I think the deal is that you have to adopt 100 kids (no time left to bang) and THEY have to have the cancer and/or mental disabilities. You might want to rethink your plan.... :)

Oprah might give you a house though...