Happy...Finally...

Well its been a rough 3 or so months for Bobby G. 1st In Sept me & my wife decided to get a divorce, it was final on 12/11. It was really surreal to realize what you worked so hard for for 5 years just didnt work out. At first I blamed her, then i blamed myself, but in the end we were both to blame. I had to move out of my house to avoid a "the Breakup" like situation w/ my ex wife. Moved to my parents house, which is an adventure for sure. After being out of there for about a decade, its CRAZY to be back there. It has its perks though, warm dinners everyday, ever so often mom will just DO my laundry. the Drawbacks however are many as well. I have to plow the snow, rake leaves, clean eaves, and all kinds of other things. the WORST part though is not having my OWN place. Its kinda tough to bring girls back to your parents house, especially now that I found one. This girl is INCREDIBLE! She beautiful, sweet, sexy, fun and a GREAT person. Shes there for me when I have my "bad" days, and shes very compassionate and caring. Shes 31, so this is the first time ive ever dated an older girl. the benefits are GREAT! Shes mature, she has a good job and a great place, shes an adult. In the past I havent dated older girls because i was mature enough to do so. PERIOD. Ive done A LOT of growing in the last year. Ive matured a lot and went through some adult experiences that I never thought I would go through. for the 1st time really in 2008 im finally happy. 2008 was BY FAR the worst year of my life, Ive experienced heartbreak this year that I cannot explain. From losing two great friends, to the breakdown and eventual collapse of my marriage. This girl however, gives me optimism, not only for the rest of 2008, but in the future as well. its gonna be a great ride, Im just glad that i have a passenger again....

That Summer....

In these shitty winter months, I often reminise of good summer times Ive had. Well everyone growing up has that summer! The one maginificent summer that kind of defines your childhood. The one where your memories never seem to fade. For me it was the Summer of 1994...The Christina Summer. My next door Neighbor Jenny, had a friend come stay for the summer. Her name was Christina. She was a GORGEOUS blonde, and of course we were ALL about her. One of the best things about that summer is the music. Ice cube Lethal Injection, Snoop Dogg-Doggy Style, Dre Dre The Chronic, Beastie Boys-Ill Communication, Eazy E Its On 187 Dre Killa, those albums DEFINED my childhood, I cant hear, BopGun, whats MY Name, Nuthin but a G thang, Sabotage, or Real Muthaphukkin G's without thinkin of that summer. We would go get refils of our Mountain Dew freeze refills for like 79 cents, stock up and devour some airheads, play basbeall, ride our bikes, and just have a good ass time! Ineveitbly the summer ended, Christina went home and the summer was over, but those memories will NEVER die!

Bobby G's EXCELLENT Divorce Adventure...

OK, this was supposed to be easy right? I got to court, have them check my paper work, ready my testimony & I'm out the door right? WRONG! First off, no one knew where the fuck I needed to be, I heard this court, I heard that court, I heard this judge & I heard that judge. I get to the court at 12:45, I get where I need to be at 1:45. I got to the court, the lady looks over my paperwork and says "wheres Bridgette?" I'm like "Shes at work" the court lady says "She needs to be here" I'm like "OK, well what can I do" She said "She has to sign this paper" I'm like "OK what if I hightail it over to her work and have her sign this, and hightail it back?" She said "If we are still here doing divorces that ll be fine" So I bust out of the court, roll to the structure, get in the the VW, BUST ASS out to Bridgette works way the hell out on Oak Valley Dr, have her sign the shit, BUST ASS back to the court and get to the courtroom and the doors are locked, and the lights are off, I'm like "FUCK!!!!" A lady hears me and says "Can I help you?" I'm like "yeah I had my wife sign these things and it looks like you are done." She said "Oh the are right across the hall" Sure enough they are. I get the papers to the lady and thing gets in motion. I go around the corner, and sit next to a guy we shall call him "MIKE" Mikes divorce has been DRAMA! its been going on since 2006 and the crazy bitch is trying to stick him for shit, that he doesn't even have. She wants insurance for life and stuff, and this is the 5th time hes been to court for this divorce. He was a cool ass guy. He was funny, hes had a rough life, grew up in the projects in Cleveland, was an alcoholic, been married twice, good stories, it really helped the time pass! Well finally we get in the courtroom and finally I say my testimony, that's right 3 FUCKING HOURS for two minutes in court. I was relieved to be done, but I was PISSED OFF! The good news is work gave me a 3 hr lunch break, and I don't have to make up the time. And thus concludes Bobby G's EXCELLENT DIVORCE ADVENTURE!!!!

Bobby G Spot Deep Dictionary-Specticalacular

Specticalacular

Spec-Tickle-Ac-ular (Adj)

To look fantastic (spectacular) in glasses.

Man Liz Hurley is fly but w/ her glasses on shes Specticalacular

Locked Locks, Frozen Dreams...

Well I got out to my car this morning and its FREEZING! Go to stick my key in my locks and its FROZEN SOLID. I'm like shit! So I go to the other side and it to is FROZEN SOLID! I'm like FUCK! So I got back to the driver's side and I get my key in, wiggle it back and forth for a while and FINALLY the car doors unlock. I pull the door handle NOTHING! I'm like GREAT! So I go to the passenger door! get in the car, crawl over the seat, and get in the driver's seat, attempt to open the door from the inside NOTHING! SO I call my parents and tell them my door handle is broken. I get to the shop, and the fucking door opens RIGHT UP! It must've been frozen, which is better than having to buy a new door handle...OH WINTER!

Ever Wish You Can Just Hit Those Fuckers?

Now its true...this is my 3rd blog post of the day but there have been an alarming amount of people just jumping in front of my car! SERIOUSLY! Its like the fucking Happening out there! I'm ready just to say screw it! I'm just gonna fucking hit them! But that VW emblem engraved in their fucking ass! I get out of work at 5:00 ITS DARK! ITS RAINING! There are people rocking all black, just walking in front of my car. I can barely see them! They don't even look in my direction! Those smug, rich daddy having bitches! They are walking across 4 lanes of traffic w/ no sense of urgency at all, during rush hr? SERIOUSLY! Its about to be game over! LOL OK OK rant over.....

Bobby G Deep Dictionary Leftermost/Rightermost

Leftermost/Rightermost

Left-er-Most, Rite-er-most (Adj)

Definition- Farthest left or farthest right

Example

See those 2 left turn lanes? You are going to get into the Leftermost lane, that way you wont have to merge back over.-

Divorce Week! What I learned about myself!

This is the final week of my marriage. The Divorce is final Dec 11, so I decided to do a blog about what I learned about myself from the divorce. Neither me or my wife had a long term relationship before this. That hurt us. We didn't acknowledge our problems we just swept them under the rug and eventually they all came out. We didn't know how "to be in a relationship" 5 years is a long time, but it was still a training period for us. Once we got that paper that said we were married it was all over. It changed EVERYTHING! We lived together for 2 yrs, so I know it wasn't that we couldn't live together, I think what it is was that we just weren't ready to be married in the 1st place. I wouldn't say we rushed into it, but we for sure needed more time for us. Until we got divorced we never had ANY fight of sizable importance. That's NOT NORMAL! It should've been a red flag for me, but I didn't think anything of it, i thought she was just that great. Turned out what happened was that she held everything inside, and in order to avoid confrontation, she just never told me anything, well eventually that volcano erupted, and the shit hit the fan. Now on the surface, this may look like her "fault" but the reality is we were both at fault. I was not a good husband. I wasn't in tune w/ her needs, and I treated her like a little sister sometimes instead of my wife. There was a lot of love there, but I wanted out as much as she did. She is 5 yrs younger than me, I also think that was a factor, there is a big difference between 25 & 30. For me it was a complete 180 in that age range. Another thing that drastically affected our marriage was the house. See when we got the house I knew I couldn't afford it, so instead of not saying anything, I kept it in, then I started living on credit cards, well my debt ballooned to around $20,000 and I never told her how out of hand it had gotten. Now we are trying to sell it and we are going to lose our asses on it! Lesson learned. In closing I'd like to state that me & my ex wife are fine. we are cordial, and we are giving each other space. We really only talk about house & divorce related stuff. But we need that.

Love lost...NOT SO FAST!

MY divorce is final this Thursday. Its fuckin surreal! Though in my own eyes I have been divorced for 3 or so months, the finality of it is so serious! I am in GREAT Spirits, ready for this part of my life to be done so I can start over. The process of starting over seemed daunting. Meeting a new person that you are compatible with is HARD! Believe it or not, not everyone can handle Bobby G! lol. Being single BLOWS! I Miss having someone. Well I found someone. She is smart funny, pretty, and all in all amazing! I know you are prob thinkin, "Bobby G its to soon!" You know what, there is no such thing as too soon! Its be STUPID of me to fight this potentially GREAT thing because its "Too Soon". There is going to be a growing period for sure! But so far so good! She brightens my days & my spirits. I still have tough days (Thanksgiving comes to mind) but she is there to help me through! The "honeymoon" period here is AWESOME! So heres to starting a new chapter as one closes.Me & my ex wife are still friends, initially I thought the 5 years we had together were a waste, I know now that that isnt true! It was never bad until the end, I loved my exwife, but thy say when you love something let it go, I am doing that, and I couldnt be happier!

Lexus for Xmas?

For SEVERAL years now Lexus has ran ads for the December to remember. Now the basis of said commercials is that husband/wives actually give their spouses a Lexus for Xmas. WTF? I bet that happened once EVER! Lexus found out and was like yeah...thatd be a great commercial. But it wont be complete unless we put a Giant Ridonk bow on it! I do enjoy this year batch of commercials though! Here is my favorite!

The Bobby G Spot Deep Dictionary- Ridonk!

Ridonk
Re-Donk(Adj)

Ridiculous

Example
Dude did you see Magglios Home run last night, that was RIDONK!

Other versions- Ridonkulous

The Secret Is Out!

Last night at work we had a bunch of ladies from the Victoria Secret store in Briarwood come to the restaurant. They watched the Victoria Secret Fashion show at my work, That's right! Marissa Miller, Heidi Klum and all my favorites were on HDTV at my work! I initially thought the girls were bitches! They kept running me around! And at first some of them seemed condescending.But after a few drinks THEY WERE A BLAST! Most of them were GORGEOUS, because that's how VC girls roll! They were super flirty and fun & they TIPPED ME FAT! I made a Wednesday record $110 last night! I was there however until midnight, so it was a long day! But I made some money and had some fun and that is what matters!

The Bobby G Deep Dictionary-Raunch-Deez.

This is a new segment on the G-Spot, ill give u definitions of random made up words I use all the time. This word is Raunch-Deez.

Raunch-Deez
Raunch Deez (Adj)
Something really nasty.
Example:
Man that fart was Raunch-Deez dude, I think my dog just died.

(Saturn) Skys The Limit

The Saturn Sky...the main focus on Saturn's remodeled new line. At first glance it appears to be a fairly bad ASS roadster. But upon further review ITS STILL A SATURN! Dress it up anyway you want it is still a Saturn. Saturn's are the girliest car manufacturer, (The Mazda Miata & the Pontiac Sunfire are however the girliest cars) w/ their no haggle pricing, and woman friendly sales pitch. Its a good thing to have a car company that is pressure free and doesn't try to take advantage of women buyers, but why are you making a roadster? I DONT GET IT! It has 173 HP its a 4cyl, read Its not that fast. (I should preface this by saying there is Saturn Sky Redline that offers a 260 HP 4 cyl standard) But in general it looks a lot faster than it is. So who buys Saturn Skys? Well apparently Tim Gunn from Project runway has one, is Saturn trying to corner the gay fashion designer market? Thatd be a smart move! Also you see many of the same people driving these who drive Mazda Miatas, mid life crisis guys who think they are getting a bad ass sports car...In closing Id like to say the Saturn Sky is a cool looking car, but looks can be deceiving...

KARAOKE THURS DEC 4 Wings Pizza N Things...

Hey yall! I will be hosting Karaoke on Thurs December 4 at Wings Pizza N Things (my 2nd Job) State & Mich Ave Saline, and there are great drink specials! $3 32 oz budlight,$2 pints of Bud Light $2.50 wells, $4 Jaeger Bombs. It runs from 9-1am, and there is no cover! Come on out, sing some jams & enjoy yourself!