Wednesday, September 9, 2009

WTF Wednesday!

Lots of people do wordless Wednesday, but I like words. Lots of them. Sometimes I talk just to hear my voice. Get it? Good. So here is my VERY first installment of WTF Wednesday. 

So I work on the 7th floor at work, which is the top floor. So when I get off at 5, inevitably, I will have to stop on the way down a few times to wait for people to get on the elevator etc. Well yesterday, this BITCH got on the 3rd floor, and got off on the 2nd floor. In my head I was like BITCH Waddle your fat ass down the stairs. WTF? 

Friday It was POURING RAIN here in MI.  POURING! There was a TON of standing water on the street and this big ass truck hit the water at a high rate of speed and I got SOAKED! I tried to avoid it but behind me was a wall, I could go nowhere...WTF? 

I need an IPHONE! But I'm too broke! Id have to cancel my Verizon Contract. it'd be $100 to kill it, which isnt unreasonable, but then add an extra $200 for the phone, it wont happen too soon...WTF? 

Im going to a foot doctor tomorrow. I have the worlds flattest feet. Its RIDONK! When I get out of the pool you see my WHOLE foot print. All of it! The doc is gonna measure me for foot insoles for my shoes. I hope he doesn't say I need Doctor shoes. That'd suck and make me more of a douche bag than I already am. But my feet wont hurt anymore...its lose lose. WTF? 

I am a dork. Why you ask? Because I am STOKED about the Apple New product announcement at 1. I am gonna listen to it at work. Yeah, its that bad...WTF? 

Every year I get excited about Detroit Lions football. This is the year I think, every year. Every year I am disappointed, WTF? 

I found a downside to Pandora. You only get 40 free hrs a month, then its $.99 for the rest of the month. I know its 99 cents, but come on Pandora WTF? 

So Obama's big socialist agenda? Don't post incriminating pics on Facebook, stay in school, act right. And people have a problem w/ this? WTF? 

Lyric Fuck Ups anyone? 

Warren G Regulate 
Correct Lyric. I cant believe they're taking Warren's Wealth. 
Wrong Lyric: I cant believe they're taking Lawrence Welk. WTF? 

Prince 7 (Bobby G fuck Up) 
Correct Lyric: And every evil soul will surely die in spite of
Wrong Lyric: An Every Evil soul will find a GIANT SPIDER. WTF BG? 

Manfred Mann 
Correct Lyric. Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce another rumor in the night 
Wrong Lyric: Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche another rumor in the night.  WTF? 

Ok folks! WTF Wednesday is over! Wednesday, its a perfect day to bitch! 


blueviolet said...

I kid you not that looking up the lyrics to that blinded by the light song was one of the first five things I did when I got my first computer.

So good to see you posting again!

And I'm sorry that I laughed about you getting soaked by the wall of rain. ;)

Hit 40 said...

WTF!! Excellent.

Cell phone comments are ridiculous. Screw health care reform. We need some cell phone reform.

And... I totally agree that the fat ass should have taken the stairs. WTF!!!

Sarah said...

I still say douche, I don't care.

There is a Kings of Leon Song where I SWEAR they say "All the bros, try for the girl who drive the cheddar taco" and they really say try for the girls who try to tear the tight clothes". In my defense, lyric sites cannot agree on this songs lyrics either, they all say something different. I just picture a hot chick driving a taco van down in Florida. El Loco Taco.

Angela said...

Oh I needed a good laugh!!

I want an iPhone too ... instead I got a free phone with my contract that is an iPhone wanna-be. Touch screen ... I like it ... but I'm sure it is no comparison to the iPhone. Now where can I find me a suga-daddy? hehe

Lee said...

Obama had a week to change his speech before he gave it, after the huge uproar. We'll never know what he originally planned to say.
Just saying.

Organic Meatbag said...

Oh...I thought it was "another boner in the night"...damn, all of these years I've been wrong!

Captain Dumbass said...

I was standing at an elevator to go up 3 floors this morning. I saw a super hot girl take the stairs. WTF, fat bastard.

Aimeepalooza said...

lyric screw up
Salt N Peppa: Ah push it. Push it real good
my lyric: Ah Bullshit. Bullshit real good!

Optimistic Pessimist said...

you know you could take the stairs and then you wouldn't have to wait for the elevator!!!

And yes, you do need and iPhone, but should totally wait until your contract is up.