Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Disney, FULL OF IT!!!!

I was delving into my memory banks today, thinking about Disney because I am listening to Disney Music on Pandora (don't judge me) I love Disney cartoons. Especially Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Lion King and Mulan. But there is unfortunately a bunch of BS involved due to the fact that its a cartoon and it has to be happy. 
So in Little Mermaid. There are 2 Ariels. Underwater Mermaid, with beautiful voice, or On land Ariel, w/ legs, and NO VOICE! Seriously, what guy wouldn't want that? A Beautiful red headed Goddess who cant talk? JK ladies =) 
Here is a song by Great Big Sea that's about mermaids! The End RULES!!!
Good times huh? Dirty Nufies! 
OK So in Beauty and the Beast Belle, was smoking hot. And she fell in love w/ a Beast, OK, that's cool. I'm w/ ya so far Disney. So they fall in love before the last rose petal falls, and he turns into.... A FUGLY PRINCE! If I was Belle Id be looking for Gaston, cause this dude is struggling. 
Why we are on Beauty and the Beast, and on the subject of Gaston. Why would you chose Belle when you had 3 SMOKING HOT TRIPLETS that WANT you? Its not like Belle was game, and he'd be ditching here for these girls. Hmmmmm
In Mulan, Mulan she dresses as a soldier to fight the war to save her father from death in a war. So you telling me, in a war situation, they had NO IDEA Ping (Mulan) was a chick? she never had to piss? or Change? or anything? Plus LOOK AT HER 
Really? They couldn't tell? Here's the JAM from Mulan 
OK that's all I can think of now!  Have a good Wednesday folks!!!!!

7 comments:

Kat said...

I would have totally gone for Gaston. Just sayin'

Caitlin said...

OMG I LOVE MULAN! Lol! My mom gave me the dvd for Valentines last year. So lame. I could sing that song to you in my sleep!

Tracy said...

Little Mermaid = all time favorite Disney movie EVAH!

blueviolet said...

I thought Mulan was totally girl-like too. What idiots for not noticing!

Sheri said...

I loved the little mermaid. I used to watch it over and over and over...

Lee said...

I've never actually seen Beauty and the Beast...

Yaya said...

Haha!


Glad ya got a thing for the redheads. Although...I'm not a former mermaid and I'm certainly not silent!