What Can Brown do for You?

So im at work washing my hands after just finishing up in the bathroom, and who comes into the bathroom? the UPS guy, walks in the stall & does his business, now ive often wondered if nature called what is the UPS guy to do, he cant go in the truck presumably, so that leaves businesses he visits or a UPS station, but it was kinda of surreal? what can brown do for you? Indeed!