Goals Update - September Edition
1 month ago
Ivan "Pudge" Rodriguez was traded today to the New York Yankees for reliever Kyle Farnsworth. It was 2004, the year before the Tigers lost an AL record 119 games, the team was in shambles, that all changed when Pudge decided to be a Tiger at 4 yrs $40 Million. After Pudge came the whole organization changed. Big name free agents were no longer out of reach, the team became respectable again. As a Tiger Pudge hit .298 with 62 HRs and 300 RBIs, worth every penny, Pudge will always be a well respected Tiger, he was a great player & a great person. He will be missed. Good luck Pudge!
5.Elena- Zorro
4. Isabella Molina, Rush Hour 2. Rosalyn Sanchez! Seriously, is there anything hotter than a bad ass italian woman? I think not! Not only was she smokin hot, but she was kinda shady, I like that in a chick.
3.The Devil- Liz Hurley! Bedazzled. Has satan ever been so attractive? NO! This movie made me want to go immediately to hell! She has that sexy british acent & also shes the dark lord of the universe, Nice!
2. Little Mermaid (voice of Jodi Benson)
1. Satine- Nicole Kidman Moulin Rouge- Satine, the beautiful prostitue,/ singing sensation, she beautiful, tragic & happens to be redheaded which is RIGHT up my alley! Ive never seen a more classically beautiful redhead ever.
So im at work washing my hands after just finishing up in the bathroom, and who comes into the bathroom? the UPS guy, walks in the stall & does his business, now ive often wondered if nature called what is the UPS guy to do, he cant go in the truck presumably, so that leaves businesses he visits or a UPS station, but it was kinda of surreal? what can brown do for you? Indeed!


3. Poison: Open up and say Ahh!
Now being from Ann Arbor like I am, every year I have to deal w/ this event known as the art fair. The art fair is a NATIONAL EVENT! People come from all around the country to check out the artists & art that are here & apparently (Allegedly) buy stuff. Now the art fair is awful for a townie. 1st I work downtown & therefore have to deal w/ roughly 50% of our city streets being closed. Which makes getting anywhere a BITCH. If thats not bad enough it brings in bums from all over the country, New york, Chicago, DC & LA All somehow make it here to panhandle & try to get a dollar for food (read: BEER/LIQUOR) Its crazy there are tons of bums walking around tryin to get whatever from you. Also the number one art fair enemy, is women w/ strollers, I hate them for two reasons. 1 They always seem to hit your fuckin feet w/ their strollers, it pisses me off to no end, I want to smack a bitch everytime that happens, which brings me to #2. Moms having their babies in strollers when its 100 fucking degrees w/ 95% humidity. The kids hate it, they dont know WTF is going on, they cry a lot because they are pissed & uncomfortable, I would be too! Shit! Also another thing is that its always 90 degrees & it rains at least 1 day every year, not jut rain, but Torrential fuckin downpours, its crazy, all the tents of the people almost blow away & stuff, I say good riddance, & the last thing im going to bitch about is all the tourists, I men its good because it helps our economy, tons of merchant dollars comin to the town, but the tourists dont know where they are goin half the time, drive wrong was on one-way streets, I mean im not entirely against the art fair, if its not 200 degrees it is the best people watching on earth! I used to work art fairs when i was younger, and one time I saw a dude drunk as fuck w/ only a loin cloth lol, WTF, SO IN CLOSING come for the art, stay for the people, then get the fuck out!