Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Im the Coolest Cat Ever....



Sometime I wish I was a cat. Here are pros & cons 

MAD advantages to being a cat are: 

Licking your own junk, don't scoff, EVERY guy has tried it. 

Laying around all fucking day. 




A milk jug lid keeps you entertained FOR HOURS 

Belly rubs! 

What would suck?

Same food every fucking day no matter what. 

Pissing on your shit & Vice Versa 

Getting Fixed, thatd BLOW! 

You can be trying to do something all day, and in 1 sec your owner fucks up your progress.

Pictured: My cat Harley AKA Kiddao (pronounced Kiddo) AKA Kiddao Pimp Juice Ridonk! That's right, ALL OF THAT is his nickname! lol Poor little guy has epilepsy, and I gotta give him a pill twice a day. He is 3 yrs old, and he is the best cat ever! he comes when you call him, he greets you like a dog when you come home, and he LOVES all guests. As long as said guest pet him lol. Have a great wednesday! Here is a song all about cats!!!



10 comments:

Caley Brown said...

For me, the pros out weigh the cons! It's a cat's life hey!

Caitlin said...

Poor fella! At least he gets spoiled rotten by his poppa. :)

Bobby G said...

Just a bit Caitlin ;)

Sheri said...

Awww cute cat! I feel the same about my dog... lol

Hit 40 said...

LMAO!! I got up to ask minute man (my hubby) if he has ever tried to lick his own junk. He just looked at me all weird.

Kinda what I expected!!! Just admit it minute man!!!

Optimistic Pessimist said...

your kitty is soooo cute! I love kitties.

Lee said...

I'd rather be a human.
My cat seems mad all the time...
oh hey. Maybe she takes after me.

Yaya said...

My pets all have a zillions nicknames too!

Aimeepalooza said...

Awww cute cat!

Organic Meatbag said...

And don't forget about the cat advantage of strutting around everywhere naked!