Tuesday, August 25, 2009

I must do something, before my ass takes over the earth.

I'M getting fat. No it's OK! I've noticed it. You can just tell. When you sit on the couch and you stomach is getting jabbed by your belt buckle. When you piss and can barely see your cock. When your Jeans are holding on for dear life and hoping to no rip! I weighed by self at the GFs on Sat and GASP I was 204lbs.  The second highest I have ever weighed (207) and then I got irregular heartbeat (NOT RELATED) and lost 35 lbs due to restrictions (NO BEER lol) Me and the GF were discussing needing a break from the bar and drinking in general. There are FEW precious weeks of summer left and we haven't done SHIT outside! No bicycle rides, 1 walk, we never took her dog to the dog park, ZIP! Why you ask? Because MOST Saturdays we are hung over. Like HATE THE EARTH hungover. We hit the bar on Friday and Sat we cant function ALL DAY. This Sat we were in bed till 2, due to our raging fucking headaches. I spend WAY too much money at the bar. Being drunk makes me eat stupid shit. And thus I get fat. And broke. I spent almost $40 at the bar on Fri. 2 carbombs, 4 big beers and food. What did I get? About 1000 calories and a BRUTAL fucking hangover. NOT WORTH IT! Its time to be lame. Its time to save loot. Its time to lose weight. Beer is a HUGE part of my empty calories both directly and indirectly. Directly cause some of those beers are 200+ calories a pop, and indirectly because they lead to stuff like Tacobell, and Giant Burritos and Coney island food. There are special occasions such as Birthdays and other things where ill go to the bar. But ill hold back. I'm 30 years old. I'm tired of hangovers. I'm tired of wasting away precious weekends. So back on weight watchers. That was a epic fail last time because I wasn't too upset about my weight. NOW I AM! 200lbs is too much for me. My amazing GF says I still look amazing. I know she means it too! But I'm JUST not happy w/ myself. That's whats up right now. 

Ive also starting eating breakfast. In the past I wasn't a huge fan of day to day breakfast. I didn't make time for it. Well now I'm getting up 30 mins earlier than normal to eat breakfast and watch a bit of TV before work. I ate this DELICOUS Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl. 

Turkey Sausage, egg whites, low fat cheese and potatoes! It was a HUGE portion and only 5 points for the whole bowl! Not too bad at all!!!! I get 32 points so 5 for breakfast isn't too bad! I need to stick with it. I'm weak. I love burritos (17 pts) I love chips and snacks, its tough!  But not as tough as it is to be my pants lol. And when I drink forget abut it! So here's to a newer, sober-er, skinnier BG....I hope...


14 comments:

blueviolet said...

Bobby G! You are growing up! :) This is downright cute and cuddly!

Yaya said...

Good luck getting healthy!

Pollyanna said...

Breakfast is awesome! You've been missing out all these years. Truly, I could eat breakfast for breakfast, lunch & dinner. It'd be hard to sell to the fam though.

I'd love to have you drop by my place: Life Makes Me Laugh

TudorCity Girl said...

Ha! I'm right with ya Bobby.
I do feel sooo much better since I started up the healthy eating.
Breakfast sure helps. Good luck to ya!

Caitlin said...

good luck!!

Hit 40 said...

You made me feel better that all I blew was $3.20 on a starbucks frappachino today to feel happy!! I've never understood the bar thing? Just too big a nerd to get it. Get some take out and hit the park this weekend. Maybe, a big fat greasy bucket of chicken.

Ben Pinette said...

"When you piss and can barely see your cock."

Yep, that's when I first noticed myself getting fat too.

Aimeepalooza said...

ohh, I am healthy but I need to do the same. I'm trying to beef up to donate bone marrow but have to lose it again after I donate.

Lee said...

Good luck dude.
I only eat about 1000 calories a day, lo..

Caley Brown said...

I was never a breakfast person until i discovered porridge and maple syrup!

tippyrich said...

BG,'haven't read you until today! How have i missed your blog? It's so frackin great! Good luck with gettin rid of surplussage, (though 200 doesn't seem all that terrible for a man); Beer will be the challenge I can guaran-freakin-ty it!

ewwww Caley..porridge and maple syrup? Is that like mush or what?

Captain Dumbass said...

Sigh. I hear ya. My doctor is sending me for a cholesterol test. Bastard.

Optimistic Pessimist said...

the worst part about being single is that I have to freakin watch my weight until I trick some poor sap into making a committment to me.

Keely said...

Good luck with this! I find other goals more motivating (run a 5k? swim every day for a week?) personally, but WW is a great program.