OVERSLEEPING!

Today I've done something I hardly ever do! I overslept, I mean REALLY Overslept! I wake up at 9:00, that's right 9:00! I was supposed to work at 8:30. I wake up and see 9:00, I can't believe it! I can't believe so much I look 3 times, then I look at my phone to make sure, it confirms the truth, its fucking 9:00! Now I am apparently an odd creature, I NEVER use the snooze button, EVER, I set my alarm for as late as i can get up, then i get the fuck up. Today i fell back asleep, as i haven't really slept in 2 full days. So I call my boss, to let her know I overslept, she apparently doesn't give a fuck because she made no effort to get a hold of me despite my sparkling attendance reputation, so I am not really concerned, I get ready and come to work, well in my HASTY getting ready, I totally grabbed my brown shoes which were in a dark corner and looked black, so here I am, black socks, black belt, black pants, black striped shirt, and BROWN fucking shoes, Yeah I look like a douche, even my boss was like "yeah kinda" when i asked her if I look like a douche! Judge for yourselves!


Yeah, bad right? Well at least its only 7 hrs instead of 8 hrs lol,