Babies at Work!

HATE when people bring babies to work. Like newborns, not toddlers, I work with all women! Its a fucking estrogen gas chamber in this bitch! Since Ive started working w/ all women I now find myself watching Woman's shows like Project Runway...WTF? Anyway back to the babies, my boss' daughter brought her new baby (like 6 months old) in today, every girl in the office lost their fucking minds! Started talking all squeaky and shit, high pitched noise so shrill only a dog could hear that shit, talking mindless baby talk, its so funny! That doesn't happen to guys, ever, nothing on earth is that "cute" that we lose our mind and instantly become retarded, I mean we do become retarded in a different way if a gorgeous girl w/ a killer body walks by, guys will all look, not even trying to be discreet, saying "damn!" and "oh shit!" etc. But babies, they attract women from all over the building! Its like every lady here has a built in baby radar! A baby comes in and their spider sense tingles and they all come out to look at the baby, or the mom goes on a baby tour! She will parade the baby from room to room like a trophy of her motherhood, so everyone can ooh and ahhh! The baby does happen to be adorable tho! Hes a little cutie for sure, but DAMN LADIES! FOCUS!