Thursday, January 1, 2009

Every New Years...

Every New years I'm hungover as fuck...NEVER FAILS. My typical new years plan of attack is drink beer until Midnight, and champagne after. Well this year was slightly skewed because I got off work at 11:15, SO I had to double fist beer & champagne. Not smart, in case you ever want to try this, Id suggest you don't however. So I wake up this morning in rough shape, Ive got stomach anger, killer headache, and I'm starving! The girl I'm dating is worse than me though because she has all that and she is sick w/ a brutal cold too, so I get my ass up & get breakfast. We eat it, then we nap, then I help her sister put together her fucking IKEA dresser, fucking nightmare, do Swedish people read? Because their directions are all PICTURES, if that isn't bad enough, if you take a wrong turn somewhere you end up w/a crazy Frankenstein looking situation, and then you have to go back to find out you nailed the back on the front and that's why the drawers wont go on (Nice work girl)I fixed that on her nightstand, and then we tackled the dresser, this thing was HUGE but with 2 of us we knocked it out! Then we had KFC, then I napped, then I took a shower, so basically every new years I am useless as hell, in 2005 I sat in a dark house watching football, getting all my meals delivered, Its a tough time when you are hungover celebrating the new year and you gotta go get your own food. I feel better now though. So ill be back, in 364 days, ready to do it all over again, lets hope next year I have less to me pissed about, and more to smile over. We ALL know however, that it wont matter, Ill still be as drunk! HELLO 2009!

2 comments:

zipbagofbones said...

Gray didn't get out of bed until 5:30 last night. And now I want KFC. Thanks a lot.

Bobby G said...

LOL it is contagious...