Time Machine Tuesday: Nintendo, Bumper Sticker, Gaywad, BGs Ass, and Fupas.

NES! The most successful video game console EVER! EVERYONE had an Nintendo, the best games ever were on regular NES, Super Mario Bros (1-3) Legend of Zelda (1 & 2) Contra, RBI Baseball, Blades of Steel, Top Gun, and HUNDREDS of other games! I still have my old Nintendo, but it's struggling to be. The games don't really work without 25 mins of fucking around with it, also Playing on my flat screen the pixels are about the size of a dime, so its super blurry! But I don't care, because when it does work (AKA when I dont lose patience and want to throw the fucking thing out of the window) it still the most fun of any systems Ive played!



In a little mini segment of TMT, my GF called me a Gay Wad yesterday, I haven't heard that shit in YEARS, so I told her I'd add it to the blog!

On the way to work today there was this car (sigh) and on said car was about 10 Jesus related bumper stickers. The best thing though was the license plate, it read "Died4u" I was like WTF?

Ill never forget the day I realized I had an ass. It happened seemingly overnight. I was taking a shower and when i got out I happened to notice the beast protruding off my back. I was like WTF? Where'd that come from. Well apparently my pants ALSO didn't notice cause that week I killed like 4 pairs. It was NUTS! I didn't even want to wear pants for fear of destruction! I couldn't bend over, couldn't stretch, NOTHING, or my apparently fragile pants would crumble under the pressure. Having an ass has its perks though! My pants stay up, I get my ass smacked A LOT by the ladies! Better cushioning in the event of a fall, or a long Harley Ride. Having an ass is great, I just hope I don't have a man FUPA someday. (Fat Upper Penis Area) Its like a bubbly lump over my junk,its filled with fat and its AWFUL see below:



Its more prominent in ladies though, so a man FUPA is the WORST! Dont forget to weigh in on these topics in the comment section!