The Bobby G Deep Dictionary Volume 1

Some of my older, more loyal readers, may recall a segment called the Bobby G deep dictionary. Well a new (and hilarious) reader Bee said I should have a dictionary, so here are my old posts, and some new ones

Brokeassness

Broke-Ass-ness (Adj)

1. To be incredibly poor

OH, Id LOVE to go to the bar tonight, but I can't due to my Brokeassness.

2. Very Broken, Shitty.

The Bobby G rides Brokeassness is astounding.

Fucked Up-edness!
Fucked-up-ed-ness (adj)

To be very fucked up/un watchable

I tried to watch Rock of Love Bus, but the fuckedup-edness was too damn much!


Specticalacular

Spec-Tickle-Ac-ular (Adj)

To look fantastic (spectacular) in glasses.

Man Liz Hurley is fly but w/ her glasses on shes Specticalacular


Leftermost/Rightermost

Left-er-Most, Rite-er-most (Adj)

Definition- Farthest left or farthest right

Example

See those 2 left turn lanes? You are going to get into the Leftermost lane, that way you wont have to merge back over.-

Ridonk
Re-Donk(Adj)

Ridiculous

Example
Dude did you see Magglios Home run last night, that was RIDONK!

Other versions- Ridonkulous

Raunch-Deez
Raunch Deez (Adj)
Something really nasty.
Example:
Man that fart was Raunch-Deez dude, I think my dog just died.