Bike! Shafted, then Redeemed!

I have been looking for a bike. Bicycle,I already got a Bad Ass Harley. Well on Wednesday night after job 2 I rolled down to Deerfield MI (AKA Middle of fucking no where) and picked up 2 used Huffy's in need of love for $40. 1 boys and 1 girls. Well I couldn't pre-ride them due tot the flat-assness of the tires. So I took them home and got them in the light and realized I may of been taken. I don't think I was INTENTIONALLY ripped off, because the lady was a giant struggling to be white trash chick, I'm sure she just knew CRAP about bikes (as her ASS would indicate.) My buddy works in a bike store so he told me to bring them around and he'd see whats up with them. After about 5 mins he said...ummm sorry dude. This bike is fucked (only brought the guys bike) so he told me what we could do and he also let me ride a new Bad ass bike.


The Trek Navigator 2.0, this bike is what is called a comfort bike. GREAT SEAT and VERY comfy riding position, however, the bike did not take into consideration my awful fitness level, and after NO SHIT 5 mins, I was DYING! I'm sore as FUCK today! The bike costs $400 so OBVIOUSLY Not a purchase I can make, but it was fun to ride. So I gave my old bike to my friend Carlie when hers got stolen, it was a NICE bike! I hadn't ridden it in years, so I let her have it, well she said I can have it back, which makes me feel like a Indian Giver, cause I am. But she is adamant that its cool, she has a new bike coming her way, so I am happy. I'm gonna get a SUPER COMFY Seat for it. And try to mimic the riding position of the bad ass new bike I was riding. So welcome back to probable fitness BG, its also gonna be a good GF bonding tool as she likes to ride. She is all like, "There is this 40 mile trail.." I'm like SLOW DOWN! lol 5 mins busted my ass to angriness, baby steps, baby steps...