So yesterday I got a shit ton of drugs from drugstore.com. We have flexible benefits cards at work that we have a few thousand dollars on. We don't get that money when work closes in July, so I was like might as well stock up on shit! Band-aids, Ibuprofen, and general health related stuff, well, I got a lot of stuff! Like $400 worth of stuff, it came in 2 giant fucking boxes, so at my lunch break I got my car, and brought them out side. I went to set them on the ground, bend down (kind of in a baseball catcher position) and the BLEW THE ASS OUT OF MY PANTS! it was a load rip and my ass was feeling the breeze, I quickly looked around, no one saw so I jump in my car, call work and say I'm gonna be late from lunch, had to go change my pants! The pants were SO DESTROYED!!!!! Check it out:
Oh the saga isn't over! I get home, unload the boxes in the kitchen of the house, bend over and blow out my OTHER black dress pants! WTF? I just lost 5 lbs too! I have to go buy 2 pairs of dress pants, its crazy! My ass is a force to be reckoned with! No pants are safe!
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Ok I couldn't help it, I was totally laughing my ass off at you.
Could you laugh my ass off? please!
that is funny Bobby! But to make you feel better...we'll just go with the pants were old and that's why you ripped the ass out of them.
I appreciate that Aimee,
OMG! You kill me!
OMG That is horrible yet I couldn't help but laugh too! lol Maybe your ass is just too strong now and it likes to rip pants? :P
BLAHH HA HA HA AH HA HA HAAAA!!
Your title made me think of something a lot nastier than just ripped pants.
I've done that before. The whole crotch blew out when I did accidental splits.
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