Birth-Weekend...

Having a halloween Bday (ok Nov 1) is kinda cool, there are tons of parties goin on & they all are so fun because everyone is dressed up & stuff. People love to get drunk on halloween or as I call it dress like a slut free day. Halloween is great for me because all girls dress sexy! Sexy Nurses, sexy lion tamers, sexy girl scouts, sexy vampires (a personal favorite!) & about a million other Sexy costumes! Now that im single I can actually FULLY enjoy said costumes lol. Happy Bday to me, im 30 tomm, and prob wont post for a few days due to hungoverness!

Duffy...

Amy Wiseman turned me onto her. SHE IS FANTASTIC! Shes a modern day Billie Holiday in ever aspect! Her voice has that 50s-60s throwback. Super powerful & very Jazzy/Soulful. This album is 38 mins of amazing! From the damn near a Capella Syrup & Honey to the throwback Mercy . Her voice POPS on the almost Stand By Me style Stepping stone. She wails it out on Im scared, and croons her way into your heart on Rockferry.


I am blown away! check it out, enjoy it! I'm sure you will.

Bang Alot, Get a Free House....

So im flippin through TV a little while back, and I happen to come to a little show called Extreme Makeover Home Edition. There was a lady on there w/ like 50 kids. Seriously she must bang like 20 times a day...a little too fertile for me! lol. But the EMHE douchebag host is gonna build her a house. Now Im thinkin, I like to bang, all I have to do to get a free house is bang? well shit, might as well! I can also get a free house if I have cancer or am mentally challenged, so I decided to go for bangion lol. Wish me luck on my bangin for a house adventure! lol. Ok so im not gonna have 300 kids to get a free house, but I feel like people on this earth need a free house more than people who bang all the time.

Best TV Theme Songs

These are my Favorite TV theme Songs/intros ever!
The Sopranos Come w/ me as I roll to my house in suburban New Jersey. We can pass awesome landmarks along the way. Fuhgetaboutit


Growing Pains
Ah the Seavers...Check out pics of them when they were little, to adulthood.


Reading Rainbow- Have you ever seen the Reading Rainbow intro on WEED MAN!?


Family Ties- Oh the 80's ness of it all!


Full House- Frisco & Mullets, who can ask for anything more.


Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (Long version) Rarely Seen, Long version w/ the airplane ride & stuff.


Did I miss your favorite? let me know!

Its So Damn Literal.

Found this last night, its the literal take on the 80s video Take on Me by A-Ha. About the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Heres the Rick Roll.

Delicious!

Usually when a celebrity lends his name to a product its just a re-packaging on an old product. Not the case with Tim Mcgraw though. He has lent his name to prob the most delicious cornchip in the history of the earth. McGraws Spicy Jalapeno Fritos. OH my god! they are a delight. I love spicy stuff anyways & I have always loved Fritos but these bad boys are just delicious! Nice work Tim McGraw! Way to represent!

Blogging for stress..

I know I have been blogging a lot lately. Probably an insane amount lol. Ive been stressing hard. Divorce, trying to sell a house, money issues, its like damn how much more can a brother take? BY far this is the hardest time in my life. I just want to get through all this bullshit! This is an outlet that helps me A LOT! A TON! I consider myself a good person. Why do bad things happen to good people? Part of it is my fault, I went apes shit with credit cards in my mid 20s. I now how a shit ton of debt that I am paying off as I can. The debt also contributed (partially) to my divorce, which in turn led to money problems, and all my stress. The moral of this story? credit Cards are evil. I wish that when Ed Norton blew up all those credit card companies in fight Club that all that actually happened. Seriously, no more debt for the US. That would be TIGHT! I also think the government instead of giving the banks $700 Billion should have gave that to the US people. Think about it, people would pay off mortgages, credit cards, car loans etc., also people would buy cars, houses, etc., the banks would take care of their selves. I'm so tired of all this bullshit...the bitch of it is, its my fault.

Pinckney Highschool Craziness.

In Case you guys haven't heard this story let me break it down for you. A 14 yr old Pinckney HS Student used her Camera phone to take pictures of her private parts nude this summer and texted them to some of her friends. Well they got send all around to over 200 students. Now this has caused an uproar at Pinckney HS. How is the school involved you ask? Superintendent Dan Danosky said "It happened outside of school, but we can investigate because it affects what goes on at school. Now we're waiting for a report from the sheriff's department before we decide whether to take action." The Sheriff you ask? YES! They want to prosecute this girl for child pornography. That's nuts! Now it was a damn stupid thing to do, no doubt, but child pornography? REALLY? This girl is going to be on the sex offenders list for the rest of her life for doing something stupid, she meant no malice here. Also the school has suspended 20 students who either sent this picture or received it. That's BS too, it shouldn't be the schools issue. There are going to be some PISSED OFF Parents. I can see if you sent it, but how is it my fault if I received it? They prob should have deleted it, but its not everyday you get a pic of a vagina sent to your phone lol. They were probably ecstatic! I would've been in HS! Shit I would be now! (as long as it was an of age vagina lol) So in closing girls don't take pictures of your vagina unless you want the earth to see it!

Reasons Why I know Im Getting Old.

So approaching the big 3-0 I decided to reflect on how I know I am getting old & why. Here we go!

10. 2 Day Hangovers- When I was 22 this shit NEVER happened. Now if I drink liquor for a night I'm hungover for 2 damn days, its BRUTAL! At 22 I could drink till 5am go to work at 9 and be good to go in a few hours, now I can be either hungover OR tired, not both, if I'm both my day is over before it begins.

9.Young Girls- Ive always liked young girls not dirty young but between 18-23, but now that I'm almost 30 that is dirty young. And 18 yr old was in kindergarten when I was a senior in HS, WOW

8. Young Girls Moms- I actually closer to a 40 yr old moms age than I am to her 18 yr old daughter, that's MIND BOGGLING!

7. Sleep- I used to be able to function on 3-4 hrs of sleep, now if I don't get 7 hrs I'm FUCKED!

6. Memory- I forget random shit, like did I take my medicine? or did I use shampoo in the shower this morning, WTF? lol

5. Losing touch- I have no idea what the "kids" are into now a days, That started w/ Pokemon, that was the 1st thing I didn't understand.

4. Earlier Nights, Earlier Bed- Remember when you didn't go to the bar until 11? Now I'm in bed by then during the week! lol

3. People I know are having Kids-Good friends are having babies, not ooops babies but legit we should have a baby babies. That's CRAZY!

2. Random Soreness- Now this also may because im out of shape (isn't round a shape?) But its funny if I do anything mildly tiring (Mowing the lawn for instance) Im sore for like 3 days.

But the number 1 reason I know I'm getting old.
1. Weekday bar nights- I used to go the bar during the week ALL THE TIME! Now if I do it (when I have to work the next day) I hate the earth for 48 hrs. I love the bar during the week! I miss it!

So that's my list! When did you know?

A Whole New Migraine...

I get Migraines, they blow, but the last few times I've had them they have been different. Not worse but way more scary. They are a sharp pain in the right hand side of my head. They feel like im getting stabbed, the pain last just for a second but it comes back every 10 mins or so. They are called stabbing headaches & I thought I was having a stroke or something, but I looked on Web MD and realized what was up so now I have to deal with it. Today is gonna blow.....

Things I Hate That People Seem to Love...

I seem to be in the minority quite often. I really hate these things below. PEOPLE LOVE THIS SHIT! Here we go!

The Doors/Pearl Jam: Ah the Doors, the band that said "Hey we don't need a bass, we got an organ" The result is some fucking carnival music. It sounds like shit! They bore the hell out of me! The music sucks my will to live. Pearl jam is another one. They were the "Best Band" of a music genre that lasted 4 fuckin years & grunge destroyed hair metal, which was really the shit. So Pearl Jam AND NIRVANA (who wouldn't be shit if Kurt Kobain didn't die) Destroyed hair metal, thanks!

Starbucks: Now this isn't Starbucks fault. I hate coffee, but I do think Starbucks is evil.

Cake: Despise it! Cake is too sweet, frosting is straight sugar & it makes my stomach & Teeth hurt. Id rather eat more REAL food.

Caddyshack: THE MOST OVERRATED MOVIE EVER! Period. People absolutely LOVE this flick, BIll Murray is about 3/4 retarded, and the "Legendary One Liners" aren't really funny.

There are LOTS more, ill keep you posted!

Kenny G & Grillz.....

So me & KG (Dad) are watching Clueless, randomly it was on, and Dad sees Dee's Boyfriend (cant recall the character name) and he has braces in the movie, my dad says does he have a grill? I say no, he has braces , dad says arent they the same thing? I say no a grill is a mouthpiece made out of diamonds. KG says Thats stupid, I say yeah, pretty much. And that was that...

Also here is a bad song about grillz

Back at the crib...for a bit

So yesterday I "moved back" into the crib because Bridgette is in NYC to see her friend Jess. Its kind of weird, 1st of all the house is SUPER CLEAN because it is for sale, so everything I do I got to make SURE I keep it spotless, its kind of a challenge for me lol. I would've just stayed at the parents house but my cat needs a epilepsy pill every morning so I for sure don't want to go 20 mins+ out of my way every morning to give my cat his meds, I also don't want to have my brother or someone else give him his pill while shes out of town, thatd be lazy. The 2nd weird thing is that I'm living out of a suitcase in my own house. I don't want to unpack my shit, because ill be going back Monday night, I do miss my bed though, I also miss my cat Harley, I don't miss 23 mins to work (at my parents its 10) I also don't miss going all the way across town to grocery shop and do random chores, I hardly use any gas now. Overall the situation blows, I wish i could live in my own house, w/ my wife & cat and that's it, things do happen for a reason though...

Birthdays & Facebook...

My birthday is in 2 weeks. its my 30th bday & I'm kinda stoked, kind of like a new start. However 1 thing is for sure I'm going to be Inundated w/ emails from Facebook saying someone left me a comment. Now this is all good, but the vast majority of these peeps wouldn't know it was your bday if Facebook didn't say so. So basically you get a ton of comments from your fringe friends. People who feel obligated because Facebook says it. Don't get me wrong, I do it too! I too feel obligated, but its kind of a funny situation! Further more, some of these people you haven't seen or really even talked to in a long time, so whats the point? I think its a selfish happiness, you know you did something so its out of the way, but then again when its your bday on Facebook ill be sure to say whats up!

The Pickup Artist...

You ever see a stupid show that you cant get enough of? some of those shows for me have been The Hills, Project Runway, Rock of Love & Joe Millionaire. However the current one for me is The Pickup Artist on VH1. This show is AWFUL! However I get so intrigued by it that I just have to watch. For those that don't know The PUA is a guy named Mystery(yeah they don't use their real names) Hes a skinny unattractive dude who is THE MAN when it comes to getting ladies, his right hand man is a guy named Matador (yeah that's right) and this season there is a chick named Tara. Basically there are 8 total tools who Mystery is trying to transform into the PUA. These guys range from A guy who girls think is gay to a 28 yr old virgin. HELPLESS! In fact this years crop is so bad that 1 guy already got booted. Now it sounds retarded but these techniques really do work, throughout the show you see these guys get girls and its awesome! But Mystery is SUCH A TOOL I just don't get it at all, He does magic, and hes really unattractive, but somehow it all works for him. i got a text last night from my sister in law who said he should be like my idol now lol, shes prob right, I can utilize these techniques to be a pimp! lol but in all honesty id feel like a douche!