The G-Spot

1st Game in 10 years! A RECAP!

2011-02-13T20:54:00.002-05:00

I arrive at the arena early, after a wrong turn mind you, and get my skates and pants on. Im feelin really good! A tad bit nervous but extremely excited to get back in the net! I take a few laps on the practice rink, and skates seem to be on right! Im so stoked! Being 90 mins early for the drop in game, I get my stuff on early, skate around, and everything seems great! everything fits well (never wore all my gear at the same time, except for a pic in another thread, so I was happy about that. Had to wear my glasses under my mask because my contacts had expired 2 years ago lol, yeah I don't wear them much. So it took some adjustments to get them in there right!

After a little bit, a few guys arrive for drop in. They get their stuff on and ask i wanna warm up! I jump at the opportunity. Now let me preface the rest of this post by saying right now I made 3 key mistakes.

1. Way too much warm up time.

2. Needed a structured game...

3. I Vastly over estimated my own conditioning.

Why did all these suck? 1. I warmed up WAY too much!!!! by the time the game started I was already whipped. 2. The drop in game had no refs, no face offs, no whistles etc. Also my team had NO DEFENSE, which meant a TON of work on an already beat goalie. 3. Didnt run enough, didnt do any training in my pads, didnt have the wind needed for a fast paced game with a lot of shots.

But heres how it went anyways.

Now this was a DROP IN GAME! We didnt keep score, no refs, no face offs, no whistles, it was basically street hockey on sport court lol.

I get out on the court and realize that the team of guys I had were not as good as the other guys. Had 10 shots or so in the first 90 secs of play and was going up and down, up and down, and had no Defense to help me out! IT KICKED MY ASS!!!! Had several great saves though! Here are a few high lights!

1. A break away about 2 mins in! Forward fakes to my blocker side, goes glove and I slide the pad out and stoned him!

2. A pass from a one timer in the slot, forward rips one and I snag it with my glove and he says "Great save goalie"

3. One time in the slot again (there were WAY to many lol) stoned him with a well timed pad stack and covered it up (wish there was a whistle)

4. Blocker save up close,

5. Kick save through a screen

6. New cup works good lol

I was very surprised with how I played early in the game, before I was to beat to stand! I didnt have to think about saves, I just reacted! I lost very little in my reaction time, which actually shocked me! Still had that good glove I used to have! Which made me happy! By the time I was about 45 mins into the game, I was DONE! I mean literally I was done! Had to leave the court lol I could barely stand due to fatigue! I was so cashed out That I spent time when the puck wasnt in my zone (Which was rare) on one knee, or leaned against the net. I never had any time to gain back my strength! Constant shots KILLED ME! Near the end is when I gave up most of my goals! 7 in all, but many were 2 on 0, unguarded one timers or breakaways. I was probably 4-6 on breakaways. WHich was cool! the ones that beat me BARELY trickled through. Overall It was a good game. Next time I wont kill my self in way ore game warm ups! And hopefully a little Defense lol. I am super excited though! I showed flashes of how I used to be! But im not 22 anymore! I need to condition! then Ill be a lot better with my wind and can hopefully go back to winning tons of games, and maybe actually make it through one lol

Top 5 Hip Hop albums of 2010

2011-01-25T14:52:00.009-05:00

5. Big Boi - Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty

The first true solo album from one of ATLs finest. Outstanding production and the usual unforgettable flow & and an outstanding list of guests including Janelle Monae and TI just to name a couple, make this a no brainer for BGs top 5 of 2010. Big Boi's style stays true to his original Outkast style flow. Which for someone like me, who is unapologetically Old School, its the only way to go! Good Job Daddy Fat Sacks, now you and Andre 3000 need to get back together! Give something like yall used to!

4. Cee Lo Green - The Lady Killer

Some folks will probably question if this Album from another one of ATLs finest, even counts as hip hop anymore, well I say it for damn sure does. Cee Lo, from Goodie M.O.B. fame, as well as Gnarls Barkley, spend a lot of time singing in this old school R & B/Soul masterpiece! The lead single "Fuck You" is an all time jam! His velvety old school voice keeps the jams coming! Cee Lo has always, at least to me, been one of the more cerebral MCs of all time. He also happens to be blessed with a great voice and is as versatile as they come!

3. B.o.B. - The Adventures of Bobby Ray

This album caught me by surprise this year. The single "Airplanes" made us all want to throw the radio out the window it got played so damn much, but at one time it was an amazing song! What I love MOST about this album is how different it is! Songs like "The Kids" Featuring Janelle Monae (yet again) is like nothing I've never heard on a hip hop album. His flow, which is very similar to Andre 3000 is outstanding. Great lyrics and beats complete the trifecta. B.o.B. seems here to stay, and I for one and very excited about that!

2. Recovery - Eminem

Eminem is back! HE'S BACK!!! After 2 albums I could barely tolerate, which were after 2 classics, Eminem and I are finally cool again! Many people enjoyed Relapse, but like Em said his self he wasn't even feeling it! "Not Afraid" the top single from this album Em says "Lets be honest that last relapse CD was Ehhh, perhaps I ran them accents into the ground" Relapse not withstanding, Eminem comes back to his angry self. Outstanding production and the typical Em we all know and love comes back as good as ever on this album. Glad to have you back sir! We've missed you!

1. Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Kanye West, the man is amazing. A total tool at times of course, but this album shows you his genius. This album is from front to back an all time favorite of mine. His usual amazing production and songs that, honestly, are like I've never heard before. There are several standouts but one of my Favs is "Monster" Nicki Minaj, in my eyes has the best verse of her life and really stands out. the whole album is a who's who of quest stars including, Eminem, Lil Wayne, Rick Ross and so many more! This album is what hip hop should evolve into. Its not ring tone rap, its smart, deep, and extremely well done at every level. Thanks Kanye for an all time great album!

Thanks for checking this out folks! Hope you agree, but I also hope you don't!! lol

Bye bye 2010, Hello 2011

2010-12-30T15:19:00.003-05:00

2010 was a pretty good year. Met an amazing girl and her equally amazing kids who I love like my own. Got a new car after 10 yrs of the Bobby G Ride, a change was necessary! The new Lexus is bad ass, comfortable, luxurious and has a bad ass stereo when I wanna rock the fuck out, and when don't I wanna rock the fuck out? lol

It wasnt all good however, Crashed the Harley in April, gained like 30 lbs lol and now im gettin ready for a drinking hiatus (yet again) lol

2011 has a lot of promise for me. I plan on being out of debt and gettin back down to 180, exercising, and becoming a whole new, yet equally awesome Bobby G.

The new year is always an exciting time for me. its like a clean slate. A Chance to right my wrong etc. I havent had TOO many wrongs, but at the same time I am human, we all make mistakes! Im ready for the new year!

What did you guys think of 2010?

Its Been FOREVER!!!

2010-10-21T16:04:00.004-04:00

I've kind of gotten away from writing for some reason. Im sure no one follows me anymore because of the fact I haven't written anything in like 6 months, However, I though today was just as good of a day as any. Ill be 32 a week from Monday. This year has been a whirlwind of emotion, but the one thing I can say is that my GF means the world to me. I love her and her kids SO MUCH! Its been a great year over all. Stopped therapy in July. I am doing very well as far as the whole Lori situation goes. That'll be a year on Monday. I think I may finally go to the grave. I haven't been able to, but I think its time now. I'm at peace about what has gone on with Lori and I am now ale to let her RIP.

IN April, I crashed the Harley. On good Friday none the less, or as I call it now, Not at all good Friday lol. I was fine, but the bike totaled. I now owe over $3000 on a bike I dont own. Which is very annoying.

Got a new car a few weeks back. A 1998 Lexus ES 300. Im stylin now, its in great shape and is SUPER DOPE!! Lots of comfort and luxury lol.

OK Folks thats all for now. I hope everyone has been well, and I hope that people actually see this, if not, OH Well, my own fault lol Peace Yall

Its a lady!

2010-02-09T09:46:00.007-05:00

I've taken yet another vacation from blogging, or maybe my vacation is actually blogging because I've been doing it so infrequently as of late, but at any rate, there is a good reason for it! I met someone, well I actually already knew her for a while but we were both involved with others. We kind of re connected via Facebook, and we've been hanging out lots as of late! I love it!!! She's hilarious!!!! She fun, she's beautiful, she's caring compassionate and in general great! She's 4 yrs older than me, and has 2 kids, 16 yr old who is AWESOME! and an adorable 4 yr old! I'm looking forward to a great 2010 and beyond with her!

I'm finally back to normal now regarding the Lori situation. I miss her lots, of course, but it seems most of the grief has stopped. Ever so often there are still moments, and there may be forever, but I'm happy to be moving along with my life. I feel that therapy has helped immensely! Just talking about it that 50 mins a week, is such a huge help for me. Its been a while since I've shed any tears, or anything, but its still so relieving to get it out every week!

Took 10 days off Apple, needed to regroup! I was BURNT OUT! Working 60 hrs a week and sometimes more since August had really taken its toll. The last 2 days have been great! It certainly seems that the vacation is exactly what the Doctor ordered!

OK folks, wanted to stop by and say hey! I hope to be back soon!!!!

Back in the Day!

2010-01-21T10:21:00.003-05:00

I was just looking at my ever dwindling bank account, and it reminded me of the good ol' days. Im sure if you take a deep breath, close your eyes, and think hard about the past, you can come back here with me!

How come they got rid of nap times in school? But 1st grade they were like NOPE, your ass best stay tired! I think there should be a mandatory 1 hr sleep period at work, right after lunch! That way you could throw down mass quantities of grub and then nap it off! I mean lets face it, I'm basically sleeping at 2 everyday lol, just fightin to stay awake, if I was to take a 30 min or so nap, I'd be all good! lol

I wish I could still travel around with a big wheel! It'd be awesome! Everyone could customize their big wheels! Paint em up nice!, Custom hand brake and shit, plus when you need a new one, it's only like $60!

I used to play street hockey from like 10am till dawn. Those were the days. How come if I walk 6 blocks now I'm fuckin dead? oh, I know...BEER. lol We would play all day, in sweltering fuckin heat and hardly need any water or anything. PLay all day, go home, chill, not sore, not tired, NOTHING. It's crazy how good of shape I used to be in.

No work, only school. It was, in hindsight SO DAMN EASY! In school, we had RECESS! Which is happy play time! lol I could use recess at work! Just go outside, swing for 35 mins, then come back strong! lol

No bills, no worries, summers off, all fun, no drama, no Bullshit, all happy! Those were the days! Yup, those were the days!

WTF Wednesday!

2010-01-20T09:00:00.002-05:00

Welcome to WTF Wednesday! An exciting chronicle of things that piss me off!!!!!

American Idol, WTF? I was all braced for a 2 hr super hype excitement of awesomeness, and what do I get? Chicago...I love the city of Chicago, but in like 20,000 people they got 13 people to Hollywood, 13...Chicago, YOU SUCK!

Recipes, why do all of you need like a 1/2 oz of milk...I don't drink milk, I'm not gonna buy a carton of milk to make my cheesy pasta...you suck Knorr (formerly Lipton) WTF?

When I moved in to my apt in August I bought a cheap set of silverware, granted I know it was a cheap set, but now its rusty as shit, I don't really enjoy tetanus w my meal...WTF????

In Country songs they always say we made love like it was the first time. The first time? The first time? So it was awkward, and finished quickly? WTF? lol

I hate how dry my apt is. It's seriously nuts. As soon as I step in I need to make a B-Line to the lotion or ill be an itching fool! WTF? A humidifier is in order for SURE!!!!

Im so tired of traffic lately! Its been crazy, and for NO REAL REASON! It doesn't make sense! Its really slow, then we just start going, no obstruction, no stalled car in the median, no cop pulling someone over, NOTHING. WTF?

Hate that song by Owl City, Fireflies...Every time I hear it I wanna hit something, its like torture for your soul...WTF?

Weekend Update....

2010-01-19T08:59:00.005-05:00

So this weekend was kind of like a fantasy world! It was a world of celebration, happiness, sadness, excitement, and all other kinds of emotions! The Bennigans closing shindigs were AMAZING!!!! We sent Bennigans out like a champ! I felt like I was 22 again lol, but the reality hit when 3 days of partying took its toll yesterday! I didn't work till 5 but I was in ROUGH shape!

Financially, the plan has been put into effect. I have 3 of the 4 steps started! I cooked on Saturday night, just spaghetti, but since I boiled water I count it lol. I did a mega grocery shop, including ingredients to make a few other meals! I'm excited about cooking stuff for myself, I'm a grown ass man, the time has come!!!! I'm still very intimidated though, see I can follow directions well, but some of that shit is so vague. WTF is a pinch? WTF does brown the mat mean? Is that not cooking it? stuff like that I need to figure out still, but I'm excited either way!

Friday I opened a savings account and set up my direct deposit. I'm excited about having emergency money stashed away because I have no nest egg right now. If something happens, I'M SCREWED.

Ive also started Netflix, which is exciting cause I love DEXTER! Season 3 is pretty good so far, but its no season 2!

The $20/wk for going out hasn't happened yet, its because of the Bennigans closing. I had to go out, but don't worry! I no longer carry my debit card around, so I HAVE to use cash. Which is gonna help me w the spending.

OK folks, happy Tuesday! Hope all my bloggy friends are doing well!!!!! LOVE YOU!!!!

Damn I'm Gonna Miss Bennigans...

2010-01-16T11:19:00.003-05:00

Ann Arbor Bennigans...Those very words invoke memories of people and events that will make me smile forever. On the surface it was just a shitty serving Job, in an old "Irish" decorated bar. Inside however, was one of the greatest groups of people I have, or ever will know. All my major life moments happened while I was at that store. First time getting drunk at a Jimmy Buffet Concert with Tiffy and Jenny. First time I got laid I worked there. We went on some of the best trips, like the time I went to Key West for bartenders weekend w/ Fritts and Tiffy! When we got tickets to see 3rd Eye Blind in a small club in Chicago FREE thanks to Becks Beer! Bennigans, the 8 yrs I worked there turned out such a quality crew! People I've met there were in my wedding, are some of my best friends that I will ever have. There are so many reasons I'll be sad to see that place go, first off I paid for maybe 1 of 4 beers. Free beer is always good, secondly the memories, oh the memories. God, the vast majority of the best years of my life were working at this job. Ill miss some friends who have moved out of state. Damn it, here come the tears. I was hoping I wouldn't cry. I feel like I'm losing a best friend, though in reality, the friends are still gonna be around! Many are changing restaurants, or moving on to other jobs in the area, but they will still be here! To the old school staff: I love so many of you folks! That place had the best eye of hiring great people. You guys helped make me who I am today! I used to be a shy kid, I know hard to believe, but the people at Bennigans embraced me into their crew and help me explode out of my shell! Ill never forget you people! To the current staff: I love you all! You folks have been some of my best friends Ive ever had! You folks have also, even though I haven't worked there in 2.5 yrs, made sure to get a hold of me for key Bennigans events. I came whenever I could, because you guys know how to fuckin party too!!!! I wanna call out a few specific people who have had a huge hand in my life. Tiffy, I love you girl! We had so many amazing times! I don't see you NEARLY enough anymore! Dave Fritts, I love you man, we also don't see each other as often as we should, but I miss you man! Gabe: You are always there for me when I need to bitch, you have let me know that shit isn't as bad as it seems and it can always be worse, so be thankful for what Ive got. Big shot out to my boy Josh Rice who is moving to Colorado, you've been there for me a lot man, we have discussed some seriously deep shit on FB chat, best of luck to you sir we will all miss you man, but now we got a legit reason to roll to Colorado, to come see you! Kristin Ellis, while we disconnected for a bit, we have reaffirmed our friendship. Thank you for being there for me on those nights where all my stuff gets to me, I love you and am so glad we have reconnected! There are so many notes I can write, everyone has touched me in some kind of way. The hearts on you people are truly the biggest Ive ever seen. God who knew back in 1999 when I filled out an application at a restaurant Id never ate at before, that it would literally change my life? I love all of you folks and best of luck to all of you in your new endeavors! You all deserve the best!

RIP Teddy Pendergrass

2010-01-14T10:02:00.003-05:00

Teddy P passed today at age 59 after a long battle w Colon Cancer. Lead singer of Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes, he went solo and had some of the sexiest jams ever!!! RIP Teddy P, you are the smoothest pimp in the history of music!

WTF Wednesday!!!!!

2010-01-13T09:20:00.003-05:00

Three blogs in a row? WTF BG? lol

So this morning I arise as I always do, and I go to the living room, get the mail, and I have bills as always. One in particular though caught my eye. a bill from Dr Norbert, a dentist, who pulled my wisdom teeth in MAY! I open it up, $550.27. FROM MAY! 8 months ago WTF?

Lane Kiffen, head football coach at Tennessee is leaving after 14 months! Way to go asshole! way to leave the kids you recruited, the team you inherited and the school who gave your bitch ass a shot! WTF?

Mark McGwire was on steroids? REALLY? Who didnt know this? The earth knew this, now he confessed and its news? WTF?

Did anyone see American Idol last night? Victoria "Posh Spice" Adams looked like she was about 4 seconds away from death. She was so thin and tanned and bugged eyed. She looked like a fuckin alien, WTF?

My brokeassness has reached critical levels, it's gonna be a rough ride, like I needed more drama WTF?

I ordered a Wallet from ebay like 3 weeks ago, I don't think I'm gonna get it, WTF? Time to dispute the charge...

OK Bloggy land have a great Wed!!!

RTT:, and other stuff!!!!

2010-01-12T14:18:00.005-05:00

Its true, Ive been slacking like a mug. Between that, and the lack of commenting on other blogs, I understand where all my love went. Also the fact that many of my posts were kinda depressing doesn't help, people like the funny BG, I do too! He's back though, usually, ever so often sad hits, but I'm doing well! So now its time for the random Tuesday love that we have all came to love from my girl the Unmom. Enjoy!!!

The Tacobell Drive through Diet? Are you shitting me? I don't care if that chick says she lost 54 lbs eating Tacobell. I call BS, there had to be other stuff at work here. She didnt walk, so it cant be like Jared, all she did was drive her car in Tacobell Drive Thru, and order items that are exactly the same except minus cheese. Anyone else see any way this could work? Yeah..me neither.

Has anyone priced liquor lately? I went to get some for a friend and it seemed really expensive. I haven't bought liquor in like 4 yrs. Is it made w unicorn blood now? Cause thatd do it! lol

Ive Been Immersed in music as of late! I have Great headphones and song I used to fuck up lyrics in are so much clearer I can now figure them out! One of my favs Prince, Seven, it goes,

And we will see a plague and a river of blood

And every evil soul will surely die in spite of

But the way he says it, the inflection

And we will see a plague and a river of blood

And every evil soul will be a Giant Spi-der,

I swear lol

Anyone else totally addicted to Jersey Shore on MTV? I used to poo poo it, that is, until i started watching it! Its so trashy and awful you gotta watch!!! These tanned buff dudes, and trashy, (hot) chicks (especially JWoww lol) I cant get enough of the fights and attempted hook ups! lol Its so great!!!!

Facebook, GLORIOUS FACEBOOK, has a Jersey Shore name generator, I am B-Train, I love it, Ive embraced it, but its still no Bobby G though lol. My best nickname is built in!

So Ive been on the prowl for ladies lately, dating is a strange world, Ive been in a relationship (well 2) for the last 6 years, and now I'm dating again! This is CRAZY! The world has changed! I still am able to talk to Ladies, but do you know how long its been since I've had to wear condoms? They are expensive too! $6 for a 3 pack! WTF? Oh well cheaper than a baby! Or doctors visits...

Got myself an iPod touch! 32GB w a case. I splurged on it for sure, but I use all day at work, to help customers and show em stuff, so I justified it that way (and I wonder why I'm broke lol) But all that is ending, Its on me all day like my phone when i get WIFI I take it out and utilize, its also my iPod too obviously so I jam to it all day long at my non apple job. Good times there!!!

OK folks, i hope to see some of you back on my site, I plan on posting more regularly, because honestly, I miss it, and I have funny stuff to say again!!! LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

Back to Brokeassness!

2010-01-11T14:39:00.002-05:00

Im broke, I cant lie, after Lori passed I stopped caring about money, and bills, and was very haphazard with my money. Bought shit I couldn't really afford, ate out too much, drank too much, and in turn gained weight. Ive gotten probably $600 in bank fees since October, and I didn't care, until now! I'm tired of it! I need to save money. And I have a plan. Its 4 magical steps! Here they are:

1. Grocery shop more! I can get 2 weeks of groceries for $60 or I can eat 10 meals out. The math is easy here! Im also going to try to cook food! Tacos are easy, spaghetti is easy, these things can be done cheaply, and without to much work.

2. $20 a week for going out. There are tons of ways to make this $20 stretch in a college town! Several bars have $1 beers or cheap specials, restaurants do too!

3. SAVING! $40 a check goes into my savings account! You never know when this life will throw you a curve ball! Id like to get about $1000 saved to have as a fund.

4. And finally, Netflix! Watching TV is a good way to stay focused! Especially when you are engrossed in a great show like Dexter! $15 a month will save me hundreds!!!

So there ya have it folks, its my 4 part plan, I hope this works, Im so sick of being broke!!!!

Holi-Daze!

2010-01-05T09:53:00.004-05:00

What a whirl wind these holidays have been! An emotional mix of happiness, sadness, missing, loving, and over all excitement! They were easier than I expected w/ regards to Lori. Had a rough time Xmas eve and New years at midnight. Went outside, sat on the porch got a few tears out, and was good to go! I miss her so much, but I am doing SO GOOD in general. I have never dealt w a loss like this before. I never knew how much strength I had inside until now. The only real thing that I embrace about all of this, is the role I have taken w friends and family when they dealt with loss. I have become a great ear for many people! I enjoy helping folks whenever possible. The holidays are a tough time when you've encountered a loss. Its a typical happy time for most, but the emotions you feel after a loss are quite strange I must say. While everyone else is having a great time w/ the food and presents etc, I was a bit numb. I recall how great the holidays were last year w/ her by my side and it makes me a little bit sad, both because I miss her, and also that I wont have that again with her. I know for sure, that I will find someone again! I will have many memories with her too!!!!

I am stoked for 2010! In my mind its a clean slate!!!! I can now focus on the future!!!! I can focus on my friends and family! I am very excited for the unknowns in 2010, I just hope the unknowns are good, and not bad, another 2008/2009 this year, its going to be a lot to handle...but, I'm so strong right now, I can take anything!!!

PS: Sorry for the semi depressing post, it helps me to get my thoughts out on "paper" thanks everyone!

F You 2009!

2009-12-29T08:40:00.002-05:00

2009 was the worst year of my life. No doubt. 2008 also sucked, but due to the intense loss I have dealt with this year, it beats it out. The year started out great, with tons of hope and excitement. The anticipation of a great year w/ my new GF Lori was amazing! I was so excited w/ starting our life together! have a new GF rules! You find out all the little stuff about them that you love, and all the ways to make them smile. You also found out what they don't like and what you should never do again lol. Things went fairly smoothly until about July. I sold the house (THANK GOD) and got 2 new jobs to replace the Ann Arbor News closing. But after the house was gone I got all the bills the ex never paid, and that caused a rift in our relationship. We eventually broke up, but on GREAT TERMS! Our friendship was blossoming! it was actually amazing! It was so seamless. Everything was going great until October 25, when she took her own life. I was numb. I was a shell of myself. I didn't know what to do or how to handle it. I overreacted, and was very overbearing to the family and Lori friends. I certainly regret my actions, but I was not in a proper state of mind to be held accountable for my actions. My bday on November 1 was a bright spot. I was so sad and some friends MADE me get out of the house and out of my Pajamas lol, and I went out and had a great night on the town! When I got back however reality hit again. I started therapy in early November. Its been VERY helpful in getting through this tough time. I feel like ME again! I feel like I am feeling SO much better, but at the same time the memories never go away and sometimes a bout of sad hits. Its going to be like that for a while I bet. The year hasn't been ALL bad however. This traumatic event has taught me so much about being strong. Its made me realize I can handle anything, and its helped me be a great support system for friends going through traumatic events as well, because now I have been there. I love my jobs, I've got a great apt that I love and of course so much support from all my friends and family. So...here's to a great 2010. We all deserve it!

BGs Happy Land!!!

2009-12-15T15:36:00.004-05:00

Just like Happy Gilmore, I'm going to take you to my happy place! I've been in an amazing mood the last few days! I can sleep again, and I have been, immensely lol. Thanks to the lovely & talented Optimistic Pessimist, here is what makes me happy!

Beer, I just love beer, all kinds, but you can keep your nasty ass Corona and Heineken.

My Harley, the ultimate stress reliever.

Women, DUH

Tacos, so damn delicious

A cool breeze, ahhhhhh

Fountains

Creeks

Rivers

Lakes (Notice a pattern)

Waterfalls (but I wont go chasing them TLC)

Smiling children

A lovely ass (Im still a guy for god sakes)

Old Motorcycles

Funny Movies

Fruity Candy

Doritos

Long Walks

Motorcycle Rides

Bicycle Rides

Aubree's Bar's Feta Bread

Drunk Tacobell

Breakfast Foods!

Big Hugs

Sweet Kisses

Cuddling!

And Just Like Happy Gilmore:

Happy Tuesday ALL!!!!!

Insomnia...Tiger Woods

2009-12-08T08:51:00.004-05:00

I can't sleep worth a shit. It's pissing me off! I toss and turn all night, mind races about all things and nothing at the same time! The worst thing is that it's been giving me migraines left and right! In the 2 previous years ive had 3 migraines, in the 1.5 months since Lori passed, i've had 4! Hmmmmmm, something is a mess! Its frustrating as all hell, and its affecting me at work, which isn't good. Im fucking terrified of sleeping pills though. They react w/ some many other drugs, and they can be habit forming and dangerous. I also am hating no sleep though. Maybe Ill try some of that Herbal shit. My roomie has Melatonin, I should give that a shot. Its natural, and occurs in the body. it just seems weird to me taking anything to sleep. I hope this isn't a pattern, I hope its just part of the grief.

Tigers Woods. WTF? You have an amazing Swedish Model wife. Who has a twin, and you are banging porn stars and cocktail waitresses. FAIL. Dude, Tiger, lets chat sir. You allegedly OD on Vicotin and Ambien, Crash your ride, and in a jealous rage, your wife busts the back window of your ride. Now sir. You are fucked. Forever. You will never be looked at the same way again. You were an ICON! A golf superstar, and perhaps the most recognizable athlete in all of sports. You have turned yourself into a joke. NO ONE likes a cheater. But 10 fuckin whores? DUDE! I feel so sorry for you. You seemingly had it ALL! A beautiful wife, 2 gorgeous kids, and amazing career, a shit ton of money, why do you need to bang a 23 yr old cocktail waitress? What the fuck will that get you? Oh, I know. I DEEP SHIT! I hope it was worth it sir. Because the most squeaky clean athlete reputation you had is DONE! You are a cheater. A piss poor peace of shit cheater. I hope you like your new legacy, and I hope you enjoy losing sponsors, and money. your gigantic galleries may be gone, you may be booed instead of cheered, your game will be affected. You are no longer the greatest athlete of a generation, you are the greatest asshole. Enjoy your new title.

Ba-Humbug....

2009-12-01T09:07:00.002-05:00

Its that time of year again! The time of year for snot nosed crying children, Piss poor parking arrangements, and general misery! The time of formerly homeless santas and midgets finding good seasonal work. Yup its XMAS! I've never liked Christmas as a holiday, but again Im a selfish fuck so I love getting presents! lol. Christmas has become so commercialized, and is starting so early! No shit Macy's had xmas stuff on display in September. SEPTEMBER! A local radio station had halloween music since NOVEMBER 1! WOW! Pretty soon, its gonna be August! lol. Xmas music cracks e up because there are like 20 songs by 1000 artists lol. I hate that I don't have anyone this Christmas. The Holidays BLOW when you are single! Plus the added bonus of sad isnt gonna make it better. My Sis in Law is like Xmas personified! SHE LOVES IT! Shes tryin to get me to love it too this year! Im open to it but its gonna be tough lol. I want to get into the spirit, but this yr maybe thrown by the wayside. hey there's always next year! HO HO HO!

So Many Thanks...

2009-11-27T08:50:00.002-05:00

Yup, my year has been awful, terrible, the worst of my life. Things just keep piling on. Shit just seems to be getting worse, but even though I have not had a ton of luck the last 18 months or so. I have a TON to be thankful for. A TON! Im thankful to have an amazing family, that is always by my side no matter how bad it gets, or how much I fuck up! I am thankful to have my health. I am thankful to have 2 jobs that I love, many people don't even have one. I am thankful to have the most amazing group of friends a guy could ask for. They have been my collective rock through all this BS. Offering support, advice, or even a drink to help get my mind off shit and focus on fun! I am thankful to have so much in my life! I am very fortunate on that front. I don't have a ton of money, I have bills coming out of my eyes, I have a lot of negatives, but the overwhelming number of positives in my life are far outnumbering them. And last but not least, I'm thankful for all of you bloggy friends! So many great comments, and condolences, I haven't met many of you, but I know you ALL are my friends!!! Love you guys!!!!! Happy holidays to all!

Working my Ass Off!!!

2009-11-22T20:09:00.003-05:00

72 hrs last week between 2 job, not thats not a mis print, 72 HRS!!!!! I was SO damn dead last week. Just a tremendous strain, but good paychecks so thatll be nice!!!!

One year ago Sunday I met Lori. I was not however sad at all which was nice, and honestly unexpected. I thought it'd be a hard day, but it turns out, that it made me realize that she is in a better place w/ no depression. It was a HUGE breakthrough I feel, and therapy has helped a lot already!!!!

Really fun weekend! Friday had the annual Thanksgiving dinner after i got off work, which usually includes a ton of beer! lol I had only 5! I was so dead! 72 hr week, and I just couldnt hang all night. I slept like a baby!

Saturday, watched suck ass Michigan lose AGAIN! To OSU, which makes it worse, but there's always next year (I hope!)

That night me and my roomie went out, got some drinks and had a good ass time!!!! Worked at 11:30 yesterday, and got home watched TV an finished laundry. Overall it was a very fun weekend!!!!! Im on my way back to being me folks, it feels glorious!!

GREAT WEEKEND...Finally!

2009-11-17T08:52:00.002-05:00

I'd like to apologize for my recent sad posts. Going through some tough shit, and it helps to talk about it here. This is the post where I get back to being Bobby G again! One of my main problems is lately I haven't felt like me. I hate being sad all the time, I haven't experienced a situation like this in my life before. It's new, and awful. However, this weekend I felt like me!

Friday, I went to see Bruce Springsteen with my dad! The show was amazing! I'm still not sure how a 60 yr old man can belt out his hits for 3 hrs (including a 45 min encore) and not be destroyed! lol. He messed up though and said hello OHIO! We booed lol! Then to make up for it he did a Michigan Medley, of songs by Seger, Mitch Ryder, and even a little Motown in the form of Jackie Wilson! It was so amazing, I'll be a Boss fan forever!!!

Saturday I wasn't hungover (for once) and I was able to enjoy an unseasonably warm day in MI in the form of a very therapeutic Harley ride! I rode about 70 miles and really needed it! It helped me get some of the things on my mind off, and it felt so good! That evening I went over to a friends house, had a few beers, and witnessed a boxing ass whoopin at the hands of Manny Pacquiao. He destroyed Miguel Cotto, TKO in Rd. 12.

Sunday worked 12 hrs at Apple (9hr shift, 3 hr meeting) and after that I went to have a few drinks with the crew! All in all it was an amazing weekend, that I really needed! I'm on my way back people! I couldn't be more excited to be me again!

The Rapist, err...Therapist,

2009-11-13T09:43:00.003-05:00

So I decided I should probably get treatment for this traumatic event that happened to me. I went to Eastern Michigan University's Psych Dept to get therapy by a PhD student there. I don't really care that he doesn't have his degree or license. I just wanted someone impartial to talk to. My friends and family are amazing, but I know them too well. Which sounds weird, but going through this shit I've been through has changed me. Plus its only $10 a session, so I'm excited about that! The 1st session went well, I talked about the event and held it together, it made me feel good, hopefully we have found something here! I hope thee change is temporary, and I will find out in therapy. I wanna be ME again! I hate this overwhelming sadness, thats not how I am! Its not how I roll! It has been almost 3 weeks, which isn't a lot of time at all! So I know that time will heal me, I just wonder how much time it'll take.

In GOOD NEWS! Going to see Bruce Springsteen at the Palace tonight w my dad! Got him tix for his bday! He's super excited and so am I! Love the Boss!!! Sorry for the short post, but I need to get back to work! Love you guys! Thanks for all your love and support, it means the world to me!

The Long and Winding Road..

2009-11-05T09:48:00.003-05:00

Recovering from this event is gonna be a long road. I am so grateful for my amazing friends and support during this time! I'm looking into therapy because I think it'll help me. I've heard nothing but good things from people on how it helped them cope. I'm doing pretty good. As good as can be expected. My day to day isn't too affected anymore, but the nights are rough. Also random shit reminds me of her, so getting through this initial stage is pretty tough. I loved her a lot, but also knew we couldn't be together. I feel if we WERE still together, it would've been so much harder. All the unanswered relationship questions. Her friendship was so important to me though. She was always my rock. During my divorce and the stuff around that time, she was always there. She gave amazing advice and she was so smart! She is surely missed.

I've decided to do credit relief. After my house sold, as a short sale, my credit went from 740 to 580. OUCH! Well since my credit was so fucked I didn't see a problem w doing debt relief now. My old problem with it was that it'd fuck my credit up. NOW I don't care, cause its already bad. What happens is instead of pay $480 a mo in CC minimums. I pay $269 not to the card co, but to me in a savings account in my name. What this does is it allows me to save some money to negotiate a settlement w said CC co. I owed a total of $16K, it'll be settled for around $8K. Ill have it paid in JUST about 3 years. WHICH IS AMAZING! I'm looking forward to debt free living!

In happy news! I got my free 16GB ipod nano from Apple a few weeks ago!

I've been jammin out to songs at work! I love Pandora, but it plays the same songs all day and it costs $.99 after 40 hrs. These are MY SONGS! I own them, I love them, it ROCKS! never knew how much I missed my ipod!

Ok folks! Thanks for all the wishes last night! Love you bloggies!!!!!!!!

The Hardest Blog I've Ever Had to Write...

2009-11-04T08:30:00.006-05:00

I've had the longest hiatus since I've started blogging. It's been a terrible time lately and I come to you folks today w a heavy heart. On Sunday October 25, My ex GF Lori (Broke up a month ago) died suddenly at the age of 32. By request from the family I won't say here how she passed, but it doesn't matter. Last week was a blur of phone calls, Funeral Home Visits, and burying the girl I loved. My grief was unexplainable, as I have never been through a loss like this. I've lost grandparents, and stuff to cancer, but this is so much different, so much worse. I wrote the obit for Lori's family. That's a situation that you don't wanna have to think about when you experience something like this. I was so grief stricken time just all ran together. I didn't know what day it was or when I did certain things. Due to my grief, I made some decisions I regret. I was overbearing to the family. I needed to let them be, but I was almost obsessed with making sure they were OK. I also called some of Lori's friends I didn't know so well and offered my sympathies. They apparently were uncomfortable with that. I regret those decisions, but I was trying to help. There were consequences. I was only allowed 1 hr at the viewing per family request. I was happy to oblige, and honestly, more than an hr may of been too hard for me anyway. I know the family is upset with me, but we all grieve in different ways. I hope one day, they can forgive me. They are great people, and I cant imagine what they are going through as a family right now. I have no ill will towards them at all. they did what they felt they had to, and I will respect their decisions. The funeral was beautiful. Huge Catholic Mass, which, was very nice despite my religious beliefs. The funeral gave me good closure, and allowed me to move on. Her dad said at the funeral that she is finally happy now, and those words stuck with me. I always wanted to do my best to make her happy, and I know she is now. That for me, is calming. I loved her so much. Even though we were broken up, we had a tremendous friendship brewing. We could always tell each other anything, without judgement, and someone like that is rare. She was a beautiful person in & out, and she will be deeply missed by not only her family and I, but countless friends. One thing I can say is that the support I received was AMAZING! Facebook messages, and chats, emails, calls, texts, I have a GREAT group of family and friends to rally around, and they made all the difference in the world. I'm also going to see a therapist. I'm sure I have unresolved issues from my divorce. Which makes sense, but this is the last straw. I'm a really strong person, but this event has hurt me in a way I never have been hurt before. It would do me good to talk about it.

This weekend was also Halloween and my bday. I know, happy fucking bday right? Actually it was QUITE great! Once again my friends and family really rallied around me to make my day special. Saturday, I hit a Halloween Party! I was dressed as magnum PI! Check me out!!!!

Hilarious huh? And yes ladies that moustache is all mine! I felt like a creepy child molester for the record lol! I had a great time! Sunday me and a bunch of friends rolled to a local bar Sidetrack. I got drunk. No other way to put it. 4 25 Oz beers and 5 Irish Car Bombs later, some female friends were like "BG, what do you wanna do now? You wanna see some titties?" I said "HELL YEAH!" I went to the strip club for the first time in 8 years! It was good times! lol. I had 0 expectations for this bday, infact I didn't want to do anything, but people rallied around me and got me to go out. I had so much fun, it was a pretty damn good bday after all!!! Love you guys!!! R.I.P. My Lori...

No RTT, I'm Back!!!! Update Time...

2009-10-20T08:44:00.005-04:00

Ugh...Remember me? The guy who used to write blogs here at the G-Spot? Yeah, well I'm back, well for today anyways. I've been so busy! Between work, and social life, I've barely had a second to breathe. Me and Lori are still dong well! The friendship is taking off which is nice! I am transitioning nicely! Our current relationship is going great!!!! This girl is a special one, and being her friend is absolutely great to me!!!! So thats all fine and well!

Jobs are kicking my ass! but for the 1st time in my life I can honestly say I love both of my jobs, which is a great thing! The hours are rough and leaves me little time to be social, but its all good! I am on a hiatus from the bars, spending too much money and am tired of hungover weekend mornings.

Thursday I am breaking my bar hiatus however because one of my good friends Kelly is back in town. I worked with her at the Ann Arbor News, and when it closed she took the opportunity to go to Florida! She is one of my BEST friends and I miss her so, so I'm excited to see her!!!

Went for a 65 mi Harley ride yesterday! The colors were AMAZING!!!!! It was chilly, but I had all my gear on so it was VERY comfortable! Its the best stress reliever on EARTH! I fear there aren't many days to ride left, I hope I'm wrong!

Woke up this morning and it was a LOVELY sunrise

Very nice! We are gonna have a really nice week in MI! its supposed to be 70 on Wed! So I'm excited about that, even though its a 14 hr day, and I wont get to enjoy it!

Ok folks, I'll try to post whenever possible! Miss you all!!!

Thanks for the Hope Tigers...

2009-10-08T10:45:00.006-04:00

I had to wait a day. I couldn't figure out what direction I wanted to go w/ this post. I was pissed, but mostly I was sad. Sad for this city.

Detroit is in shambles, as most of you know. The unemployment rate is a staggering 22 percent! Essentially 1 in 4 people don't have a job, in a city of a million. Unsolved murders are at 70% yes 3 out of 10 murders are solved. The graduation rate? 24%. That's not a typo, 1 in 4 graduate from high school. The lowest rate in the country. The Mayor of the city served time in jail for lying to a grand jury. The size of the city is shrinking everyday. In the 1950's it was nearly 2 million, now its 912,000, 11th largest. It was the 4th largest city in the US at 1 time. The murder rate is 6th highest in the country (as of 2008)

At any rate, the people of this city needed someone to rally behind. They needed a hero. The Detroit Tigers were that hero. Grandy, Maggs, Cabby, Polly, Guillen, Inge, Laird, and Rayburn were holding the weight of a city, NO a STATE on their backs. When the Tigers were winning, the city wasn't thinking about graduation rates, or murder rates. Even unemployment and the stress that comes with it could be miraculously pushed aside for 3 hrs on a Tuesday night. The Tigers couldn't handle it.

There was the collapse of a 7 game lead September 7, that was now down to a tie. The city rallied! I saw SO many Tigers hats, and flags, every damn FB status had something too do w/ the Tigers it seemed. The city was ready and waiting. It didn't happen. Minnesota and Detroit played their asses off in an amazing game, one of the best I have ever seen. Back and forth lead changes, 12 innings, lots of drama and excitement. But in the end, Detroit fell short. Blame who you wish, Rayburn for the ill advised slide, Leyland for keeping Rodney in for 3 innings, or whoever, the truth is, it didn't matter. We just wanted a win. We don't care we would've probably gotten killed by the Yankees, we just wanted a shot. So as I sit here, and finish up this post, I just want to say Minnesota, great job, great game, great season, you earned it. You deserved it, but the City of Detroit NEEDED It.

RTT! Story Time! A (non Bobby G) Drunken Night Gone Awry

2009-10-06T09:56:00.004-04:00

We've all been there. Get shit faced drunk, crash somewhere random, puke, get up all disoriented and leave. The difference between us and Dave (Last name not given) is that its usually not a strangers car, and we didn't leave our phone behind. Poor Tony Mollica comes out to his car on Monday to find vomit on the floorboards of his car ruining his ipod headphones, and a lot of questions. He made a craigslist ad to find said person complete w/ pics (Yes Sarah, of vomit too, you're welcome.) The Craigslist ad was seen by a Detroit Free Press reporter named Jim Schaeffer. He got a hold of Tony for a story (Vomit Free). All three guys were on a local morning show this morning discussing the incident. Dave got drunk at his bachelor party and told the cabbie the wrong street. He thought the unlocked car was his buddy's, and needed a nap he said. He puked in the car, woke up at 7am and left! His best man, was able to get a hold of Tony and get his bud's Blackberry back. He also paid for the detail clean to get the vomit out of the car, and the ipod headphones. The moral of the story folks is two-fold. 1. If you are gonna puke in someone else's car, don't leave your phone. and 2. LOCK YOUR DAMN CAR!!!!!

LollapaFLUza

2009-10-05T10:13:00.004-04:00

Got my ass kicked by the Flu this weekend! Havent had the Flu since...well a long fuckin time! Got off Apple Wed night feelin Fevery. Went home, temp 100ish. Next morning temp was low so I went to work. Fever came back, KO'd some Advil, and made it through. Friday woke up, and HATED THR EARTH! Called off both jobs, Fever hit 102+, cough, and general awfulness. I was in bed all day! Watchn Sopranos, in and out of consciousness. Sat, more of the same, cough worse, Sun I went to work, temp under control, didnt feel awful. Got home, temp got worse, back to 101, I was like"Shit, this isnt goin away!" This morning, woke up and it was like someone dumped a bucket of water on me and the bed. FEVER BROKE! Yay!

Got some great news on Fri! Won a free ipod nano 16gb silver from work! The whole store did!!!! A couple of people I work with submitted a video for a contest from Apple and won for our region! The prize was free silver ipod nano 16GBs for the store! Sweet huh?

Ok! back to rest! Happy Monday folks!!!!!!

Disney, FULL OF IT!!!!

2009-09-30T10:16:00.000-04:00

I was delving into my memory banks today, thinking about Disney because I am listening to Disney Music on Pandora (don't judge me) I love Disney cartoons. Especially Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Lion King and Mulan. But there is unfortunately a bunch of BS involved due to the fact that its a cartoon and it has to be happy.

So in Little Mermaid. There are 2 Ariels. Underwater Mermaid, with beautiful voice, or On land Ariel, w/ legs, and NO VOICE! Seriously, what guy wouldn't want that? A Beautiful red headed Goddess who cant talk? JK ladies =)

Here is a song by Great Big Sea that's about mermaids! The End RULES!!!

Good times huh? Dirty Nufies!

OK So in Beauty and the Beast Belle, was smoking hot. And she fell in love w/ a Beast, OK, that's cool. I'm w/ ya so far Disney. So they fall in love before the last rose petal falls, and he turns into.... A FUGLY PRINCE! If I was Belle Id be looking for Gaston, cause this dude is struggling.

Why we are on Beauty and the Beast, and on the subject of Gaston. Why would you chose Belle when you had 3 SMOKING HOT TRIPLETS that WANT you? Its not like Belle was game, and he'd be ditching here for these girls. Hmmmmm

In Mulan, Mulan she dresses as a soldier to fight the war to save her father from death in a war. So you telling me, in a war situation, they had NO IDEA Ping (Mulan) was a chick? she never had to piss? or Change? or anything? Plus LOOK AT HER

Really? They couldn't tell? Here's the JAM from Mulan

OK that's all I can think of now! Have a good Wednesday folks!!!!!

Skipping RTT to do a bit of preaching...

2009-09-29T09:17:00.007-04:00

The Wisconsin Based, Freedom from Religion Foundation has put several billboards, like the one above around the Detroit area. I for one agree with them. The people of Detroit have put WAY too much faith into religion to help with their day to day problems. Instead of being proactive and doing something, they sit back and wait for a greater being to "show them a sign" Church is a social scene for them. Its a place to go every Sunday and see your friends. My problem w/ churches in general is the use God to get money. These folks can barely afford day to day life, yet the collection plate goes around 3 times a service. The people of Detroit, and anywhere really, need to use their common sense. The billboards are creating a stir in the Detroit Area as you can imagine. I just hope the people in the "D" take a step back. Darrell Dawsey from Time Magazine has written an amazing piece on this issue. Despite your religious affiliation, I URGE you to take a look at the piece. It might just make ya think.... Sorry for the sermon folks, but it really struck me this morning, and I wanted my readers to see it.

One good thing...

2009-09-23T09:56:00.004-04:00

Tuesday I had a BUMMER post about all the shitty thing that happened with my year. The Last item was breaking up w/ my girlfriend. Its been a REAL tough week. BRUTAL. Tons of crying, not a lot of sleep. Constant nervousness and lots of nausea. The reason why I feel all of this? I love her. She has been the SINGLE greatest thing about this year. She is amazing. Beautiful, sexy, and really strong willed. She has probably the best heart I have ever encountered in a woman, or any human in general. She never puts her self first. EVER. The thing I will be the most grateful for is how much she helped me during this year. Of all the BS that happened, she was ALWAYS THERE. Either to bitch at to clear my head or a shoulder to cry on. Her smile brightened my day. Its the little things ill miss the most. Cuddling on the couch watching a movie, her sweet kisses, her gentle touch, her beautiful and soft lips, her hypnotizing eyes, and her amazingly caring nature. The breakup happened, and I wont get into personal relationship details on here, but it was my fault (Fuck no I didn't cheat). That's why this is so damn hard. It's bad enough that I lost her. To have it be because of something I did, makes it 10 times worse. No 100 times worse. I have ALWAYS treated her well, I told her Id always be there for her and that Id do whatever I can to make her happy. I let her down, which crushes me. We will always be friends. I know people ALWAYS say that. But I have no doubts in this case. She IS my best friend. She knows all my deepest darkest secrets. I can tell her anything. There will be a bit of an adjustment period of course, but in my heart I know we will be friends w/ her forever.

Outline of a shit year..and RTT at the end.

2009-09-22T09:02:00.003-04:00

This last 12 months have been by FAR the worst of my life. So I'm going to outline the shit year at hand!

Aug 22 2008- Ex wife says she has issues w/ marriage and needs me to work on things.

Sept 3 2008- Says shes done.

Sept 7 2008- My brothers wedding.

Sept 8 2008- Announce divorce to close family members.

Sept 11 2008- 5 year anniversary (dating) it sucked.

Sept 26 2008- house goes up for sale, I move to the parents.

Sept 29 2009- Would've been 1 yr marriage anniversary

Dec 11 2008- Divorce is final

Dec 13 2008- Ex best friend Ben says he has feelings for me ex wife. anger/sadness ensues.

Feb 25 2009- Get stomach flu, then give it to GF.

March 23 2009- Huge meeting at work. Outlining the fact that the Ann Arbor News (my job) is closing.

April 10th 2009- Crash the Bobby G Ride.

April 14 2009- Insurance says its totaled give me money for it

Summer 2009 DIDN'T HAPPEN! It never really felt like summer at all here in MI, which made me sad!

July 23 2009- Ann Arbor news closes after 174 years of service

Sept 7 2009- 1 yr anniversary of divorce

Sept 14 2009- Me and my GF Lori break up and decide we want to be friends. We are coping.

And there ya have it!!! Pretty shitty year huh?

Now for:

Holla at The Un Mom she has the button!

Being a vampire would rock, plus vampire chicks are fuckin sexy!

Being a zombie would also rock, but not the fast zombies, I'm talkin bout the slow night of the living dead zombies, they rock!

Ive been single for a total of 3 months in 6 years. Not sure how its done anymore lol

University of MI is 3-0! They won 3 games TOTAL last year! GO BLUE!

Ok folks! Happy Tuesday to all!!!! Love you!

Bobby G's Feet's Excellent Adventure

2009-09-17T09:41:00.007-04:00

MY FEET SUCK. They are flat as hell. Like these:

When I step out of the pool, you can see my WHOLE DAMN FOOT! No arch cut out at all. Its like I got fucking flippers on lol. What does it mean? It means pain. Lots of it. When you work all day on your feet (9+ hrs some days) and you have shitty shoes, that's a bad combo. I figured I had to do something, before I kicked my own feet's ass. Now I could go to a podiatrist, they'd tell me I had flat feet and Id of said, "Way to go Dr. Obvious" and of charged me a shit ton for it, or I can go to Foot Solutions what these guys do for ya is check your feet and determine what's wrong and the best options to fix them! I had an appt for 5 last Thurs. So I rolled over. The guys that work there aren't Drs. They are Podorthists. They are experts in orthotics basically, or shoes inserts for the dumb asses. So what I did was sit down, fill out a form and take my shoes off. The guy comes over and grabs my feet and puts it in the old school foot measures you would see at all shoe stores. I put my feet in it sitting down. And he measures a whole bunch of stuff. Then again standing. What did he determine? That MY WHOLE ADULT LIFE, I have been wearing the wrong size shoes. WOW! Been here five mins and already have a solution. He said my toes are fine in an 11, but the problem is that the widest part of my foot would fit best in a 12, and I found out that my foot is narrow, a B width, so none of my shoes have hugged me like they should. Then after that he turned on a computer and I had to walk on a pad on the floor that was connected to it. when I was done I looked at the screen and saw my whole damn foot, as i knew I would. And he ran all the numbers through it and determined that I have bad balance because my feet don't transfer weight like they should due to lack of arch. DEAD ON. I am more likely to trip over shit, or stumble than anyone I know. He had me do a balance test. I had to lock my hands together in front and he pushed on them and I stumbled. Then he Had me lock in the back and pushed down and I stumbled. So then he reached behind the desk and grabbed some inserts. I stood on them and did the same test. NOTHING, no movement at all. I was like WOW! So then he watched me walk. He determined that my shoes were shit for me because they offered no motion control. My shoes moved to much when i walked to that they would help w/ my issues due to the lack of stability. I'm already unstable damn it. So when i went there I was like NO WAY IN HELL I'M GETTING DR SHOES! Those things are FUGLY. So he was like let me show you some shoes, I was like here we go. 1st pair were all black sneakers. HIDEOUS! then he showed me some running shoes that I liked due to the color scheme. They are by Brooks, who is a respected name in running shoes, especially Motion control running shoes. I liked them, they didn't have my size but I tried something close w/ some inserts in them, and WOW! What a difference! It was night and day! So i purchased the arch supports from them. carbon fiber bottom, light and lots of support. He said I should prob get custom orthotics because of my extreme feet. Custom orthotics are like $400 though, so NO. lol. I ended up getting these shoes in 12B width and size.

They are SO COMFY because they fit me right! The best part of all this is its FREE! NO CHARGE for the tests and stuff. I paid $58 for the supports, but it was so worth it. What a great experience. If you have foot problems, click on the link i had above and see if there is one near you, its FREE!!!! Ta-ta for now bitches!

Wordless Wednesday Sopranos Style

2009-09-16T11:13:00.004-04:00

Ladies and gentlemen meet Bobby Giovanni.

Patrick Swayze & random TT

2009-09-15T11:41:00.006-04:00

its the Un Moms thing!!!!

RIP Patrick Swayze. Even though you were in the worst movie of all time (Dirty Dancing) You were in the best SNL skit of all time so redeemed.

Best (or worst depending how you look at it) FB status quote about Swayze

"No body puts baby in the coroner" (what to soon?)

Ladies, dont give guys fake phone numbers. if you HAVE to lie say you have a BF. It makes us think you are less of a bitch. LOL

Note to self. If you and a significant other have a house, and you get divorced and move out, make sure the utilities are in her name or you will get FUCKED to the tune of $600ish. FML

GO BLUE! U Michigan put on a hell of a show against Nortre Dame this weekend. What a game! '

Pandora you still fuckin rule!

Sometimes you gotta say fuck money and get what you want. Right now is not one of those times for me lol

So ive started re-watching the Sopranos, on my DVDs, love that show!!!!!!

Ok folks, miss u all, back to work..ugh....new story of my life...

WTF Wednesday!

2009-09-09T09:29:00.005-04:00

Lots of people do wordless Wednesday, but I like words. Lots of them. Sometimes I talk just to hear my voice. Get it? Good. So here is my VERY first installment of WTF Wednesday.

So I work on the 7th floor at work, which is the top floor. So when I get off at 5, inevitably, I will have to stop on the way down a few times to wait for people to get on the elevator etc. Well yesterday, this BITCH got on the 3rd floor, and got off on the 2nd floor. In my head I was like BITCH Waddle your fat ass down the stairs. WTF?

Friday It was POURING RAIN here in MI. POURING! There was a TON of standing water on the street and this big ass truck hit the water at a high rate of speed and I got SOAKED! I tried to avoid it but behind me was a wall, I could go nowhere...WTF?

I need an IPHONE! But I'm too broke! Id have to cancel my Verizon Contract. it'd be $100 to kill it, which isnt unreasonable, but then add an extra $200 for the phone, it wont happen too soon...WTF?

Im going to a foot doctor tomorrow. I have the worlds flattest feet. Its RIDONK! When I get out of the pool you see my WHOLE foot print. All of it! The doc is gonna measure me for foot insoles for my shoes. I hope he doesn't say I need Doctor shoes. That'd suck and make me more of a douche bag than I already am. But my feet wont hurt anymore...its lose lose. WTF?

I am a dork. Why you ask? Because I am STOKED about the Apple New product announcement at 1. I am gonna listen to it at work. Yeah, its that bad...WTF?

Every year I get excited about Detroit Lions football. This is the year I think, every year. Every year I am disappointed, WTF?

I found a downside to Pandora. You only get 40 free hrs a month, then its $.99 for the rest of the month. I know its 99 cents, but come on Pandora WTF?

So Obama's big socialist agenda? Don't post incriminating pics on Facebook, stay in school, act right. And people have a problem w/ this? WTF?

Lyric Fuck Ups anyone?

Warren G Regulate

Correct Lyric. I cant believe they're taking Warren's Wealth.

Wrong Lyric: I cant believe they're taking Lawrence Welk. WTF?

Prince 7 (Bobby G fuck Up)

Correct Lyric: And every evil soul will surely die in spite of

Wrong Lyric: An Every Evil soul will find a GIANT SPIDER. WTF BG?

Manfred Mann

Correct Lyric. Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce another rumor in the night

Wrong Lyric: Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche another rumor in the night. WTF?

Ok folks! WTF Wednesday is over! Wednesday, its a perfect day to bitch!

RTT, Where I have been!

2009-09-08T09:43:00.004-04:00

Ive been working my ass off!!!! Apple is going great, I am new but I'm selling tons of stuff and helping customers out w/ their problems! Its a cool job, fun people, and a great environment! the only problem? Its COLD AS ANTARCTICA in there!!! FREEZING!!!! I usually rock a long sleeve T under my Apple T. We have been so busy because Apple is running this great promotion. $100 off a comp, free ipod touch and printer after rebate. Its been a ZOO!!!! Couple that w the fact that the Apple store in Novi was closed, and it makes for a busy few months!!!!

Football is back!!! That makes me happier than words can describe. It seemed to of come quick this year. The reason? Because the Detroit Tigers are doing good! Gives me something to do in the summer while waiting lol.

My shows starts back up tonight at 10 on FX! What show you ask? SONS OF ANARCHY!!! Its essentially motorcycle Sopranos! It follows a bike gang in a fictional California town. MAD DRAMA! Check it out!

I'm so stoked about fall. LOVE FALL!!!! Halloween, my bday, Beautiful colors, hoodies, and snugglin w/ the one you love! CANT WAIT for cool weather tailgates before Michigan games, motorcycle rides w/ the leaves all red, yellow and orange, and bonfires! Love Bonfires! the only shitty thing about fall is that winter is near. Winter in MI blows.

Ok folks, kind of a lame post, but I post when i can! Love you all!!

Weekend...Epic Fail

2009-08-31T14:07:00.002-04:00

Well as you may recall, I set up a goal for this weekend. No bars and a bicycle ride. Bars were not a problem. Bike ride was. Why? The flu. I got a case of the kick my ass flu. Ive been livin on Nyquil. Fever, body aches, cough, stuffy/runny nose, the whole Gambit. I saw my GF Fri night. Sat it was full blown. I feel like ass....goin back to bed...Peace!

This upcoming weekend!

2009-08-27T09:44:00.003-04:00

So me and the GF have a problem. Its hangovers. We get WASTED on Fri and Sat we do nothing. NO I MEAN NOTHING! Not a damn thing. This is weekend 1 of no bars. Sat morning we are going on a Bicycle ride. A real life bicycle ride. We are getting up early and taking off. I'm excited and nervous. My fitness level is currently..well...um...low. I want to go strong for my GF, but I'm afraid im gonna cash out after a few miles. She is in AMAZING SHAPE! Works and or runs almost daily. Looks amazing! Though she states day in and day out how hot I am, (Love you baby) I'M not happy w/ myself right now. Exercise would do me good. I can only exercise when I'm tricked into it. A bicycle ride on a nice road by the water isn't exercise to me, its relaxing, (except hills, screw hills, they blow) Ill let ya guys know how it goes! Hopefully a full report w/ pics etc!

Ive had MUCH more time this week. Starting to get my schedule down. Apple is going GREAT! Shadowing right now, but I'm in Apple clothing, so I helped a bunch of people by myself yesterday. I didn't get any credit for my sales, but the experience is exceptional. Its a ZOO in there!!!! A huge mess of people. All of which have a different agenda. Some need computers fixed, some need a iPod, some need a computer, some just want a case or cable. It a very diverse mix of people, they are from all over. The best thing is that the people seem to (so far) really respect and wonder what you have to say. Its a great sense of accomplishment, which is nice to have in a job for once.

OK folks, may or may not post tomorrow, if I do it'll be JUST letters. We are busy on Fridays so we shall see. Have a good Thurs Folks!!!!

Im the Coolest Cat Ever....

2009-08-26T08:59:00.010-04:00

Sometime I wish I was a cat. Here are pros & cons

MAD advantages to being a cat are:

Licking your own junk, don't scoff, EVERY guy has tried it.

Laying around all fucking day.

A milk jug lid keeps you entertained FOR HOURS

Belly rubs!

What would suck?

Same food every fucking day no matter what.

Pissing on your shit & Vice Versa

Getting Fixed, thatd BLOW!

You can be trying to do something all day, and in 1 sec your owner fucks up your progress.

Pictured: My cat Harley AKA Kiddao (pronounced Kiddo) AKA Kiddao Pimp Juice Ridonk! That's right, ALL OF THAT is his nickname! lol Poor little guy has epilepsy, and I gotta give him a pill twice a day. He is 3 yrs old, and he is the best cat ever! he comes when you call him, he greets you like a dog when you come home, and he LOVES all guests. As long as said guest pet him lol. Have a great wednesday! Here is a song all about cats!!!

I must do something, before my ass takes over the earth.

2009-08-25T09:17:00.004-04:00

I'M getting fat. No it's OK! I've noticed it. You can just tell. When you sit on the couch and you stomach is getting jabbed by your belt buckle. When you piss and can barely see your cock. When your Jeans are holding on for dear life and hoping to no rip! I weighed by self at the GFs on Sat and GASP I was 204lbs. The second highest I have ever weighed (207) and then I got irregular heartbeat (NOT RELATED) and lost 35 lbs due to restrictions (NO BEER lol) Me and the GF were discussing needing a break from the bar and drinking in general. There are FEW precious weeks of summer left and we haven't done SHIT outside! No bicycle rides, 1 walk, we never took her dog to the dog park, ZIP! Why you ask? Because MOST Saturdays we are hung over. Like HATE THE EARTH hungover. We hit the bar on Friday and Sat we cant function ALL DAY. This Sat we were in bed till 2, due to our raging fucking headaches. I spend WAY too much money at the bar. Being drunk makes me eat stupid shit. And thus I get fat. And broke. I spent almost $40 at the bar on Fri. 2 carbombs, 4 big beers and food. What did I get? About 1000 calories and a BRUTAL fucking hangover. NOT WORTH IT! Its time to be lame. Its time to save loot. Its time to lose weight. Beer is a HUGE part of my empty calories both directly and indirectly. Directly cause some of those beers are 200+ calories a pop, and indirectly because they lead to stuff like Tacobell, and Giant Burritos and Coney island food. There are special occasions such as Birthdays and other things where ill go to the bar. But ill hold back. I'm 30 years old. I'm tired of hangovers. I'm tired of wasting away precious weekends. So back on weight watchers. That was a epic fail last time because I wasn't too upset about my weight. NOW I AM! 200lbs is too much for me. My amazing GF says I still look amazing. I know she means it too! But I'm JUST not happy w/ myself. That's whats up right now.

Ive also starting eating breakfast. In the past I wasn't a huge fan of day to day breakfast. I didn't make time for it. Well now I'm getting up 30 mins earlier than normal to eat breakfast and watch a bit of TV before work. I ate this DELICOUS Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl.

Turkey Sausage, egg whites, low fat cheese and potatoes! It was a HUGE portion and only 5 points for the whole bowl! Not too bad at all!!!! I get 32 points so 5 for breakfast isn't too bad! I need to stick with it. I'm weak. I love burritos (17 pts) I love chips and snacks, its tough! But not as tough as it is to be my pants lol. And when I drink forget abut it! So here's to a newer, sober-er, skinnier BG....I hope...

Guess Who's Back Bitches?!?!?!?!?! So & So-ing it up!

2009-08-21T13:46:00.005-04:00

Hey! Remember me? I'm Bobby G, I used to be here all the damn time, but then I got two new jobs that suck all my time! I always blogged at work, because it made me feel like I got paid for it. Which was dope, but new job is too damn busy! It rocks because the days fly by, but it blows because I am the worst blog friend ever! I hardly ever get on! But I'm here now bitches, I have a time frame to knock out a post and what better way to get my peeps smiling than:

My homegirl Kat, over at the Bungalow!

She rocks the HOUSE!!!!!!

Dear Bobby G Ride

You are holding up well despite being a piece of shit, that was totaled and repaired-ish. That's why I decided to get you some new shoes. Those shits cost $300 (My insurance Co says the whole fucking car now worth $280 after the accident) So you're welcome!

Also asshole, thanks for getting 23 MPG. Thus not letting me get loot for you from cash for clunkers. You are a mother fucking clunker, but I still love you!

Bitterly yours,

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Dear Pandora Radio

You are the shit, and thanks to my DIVERSE musical tastes, at work I can jam out to you and hear Snoop one song and Dixie Chicks the next (Just happened now)

Entertainment-ly yours

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Dear life,

Give me a fucking break, I'm bustin my ass here!

Love,

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Dear Ass,

Thanks for blowing out my jeans. That's a dick move. I had to get 5 new pairs of jeans, so now I'm fly, but damn dude! Stop growing.

Ass-toundingly yours

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Dear rest of me,

Up north kicked my ass, I feel like a giant blimp (and I read Ice Cubes a pimp) I don't have a scale in my apt, but damn near 200lbs seems close. Should I get a scale? I think not!!!!

Fat ass-ly yours

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Dear Harley,

Sorry Ive been to busy to ride you much lately, Monday is gonna be nice, Ill take ya on a nice long ride, you deserve it!!!

Love w/ all my heart

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Dear BlackBerry

Sigh., I'm gonna have to cut ya loose. I'm gonna miss you, but I need an iphone because I've been drinking all the Apple Koolaid , and right now $130/mo bill is killin me. I'm getting an old Envy 1 from my brother and I will use it until i can get a AT & T contract. Its not personal BB we had some amazing times, you recall up north? and the pic below?

For the Record I am passed out w my BlackBerry in one hand, and my Beer in the other, VIVA EL NORTE! The BB is like Crack!

Much love, and maybe Ill see ya around one day

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Dear Bloggy friends

As soon as I get a time frame/schedule down I will be back more regularly, I love your loyalty as I have NOT lost and followers, I miss all of you and I miss seeing things about your lives. Ill be back in this bitch better than ever, but until then, don't forget about me!

Love all of you!

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LOVE LOVE LOVE everyone! Miss you all!!!! Talk to you all soon! Much love and kisses!

BG!

What I did on my Bloggy Vacation...

2009-08-12T08:52:00.006-04:00

Bobby G is back bitches, at least for today anyways. I'm pissed I missed dear So & SO its one of my fav things of the week. Oh well ill catch ya Friday for sure!

So you may be asking... "BG WTF did you do on your bloggy vacation?"

Well the answer is A LOT!

Friday, while I wasn't doing SO & SO Letters, I was selling my fucking house! Its gone, its done, its over! It feels GREAT! It was such a long tough task. But now I can rest easy. Oh and as an added bonus from Obama (Thanks sir!) We got $750, to split because we did a short sale & NOT a foreclosure. So that was nice!

After work Friday, I rolled up north w/ my buddies for a MUCH needed break. Some time away after all the shit went down. We STOCKED up on booze and food and rolled, here is our fridge from day 1.

That was night one. We killed all that and THEN SOME! We had a couple coolers full too. So after this debaucerous night, we cashed out. About 4 am I am awoken by my partied out friend Nate as he tries to get on my air mattress w/ me. I'm like "DUDE! WTF are you doing" He says "Going to bed" I'm like "DUDE ITS OVER THERE" he looks me in the eye and says "I'm too drunk" and passes out against the couch. LOL. Our other partied out friend Eric kicked my buddy Big Tim's Dog out of the doggy bed and slept in it lol. The dog was all confused like WHAT DO I DO? LOL We get up the next morning and decide to MASH on some pancakes, well I didn't because I hate them, but everyone else was killing them, and I looked at the box

Anyone else game for some KRUSTY ASS PANCAKES?! lol

We head to town the next day for more supplies and see this little gem!

It was Michigan made out of coke & diet coke 12packs. Its pretty bad ass. The smiley face was where we were at.

Saturday was ROUGH for most. But we all rallied except Eric who puked his GUTS OUT! we told him he sucks at Up North.

Saturday we played more drinkin games. Had a delicious Taco Dinner, and played X box and chilled. Came back Sun Afternoon, it was a BLAST! Just the getaway I needed.

So Apple is tryin its best to FUCK ME.

Was supposed to have training in Ann Arbor Fri & Sat 9-6. Which would've sucked, but it got MUCH WORSE when it was decided that it would be Sat & Sun in Troy. Troy is an hr away, all x way and traffic-y as shit. It blows.

Pretty much moved into the apt. Ill do a video tour/blog this week sometime! Nice spot! HUGE fountain right out my window, I like to sit on the patio and drink a beer and listen to the fountain than Piss PROFUSELY due to the water noise lol.

Ok blog land. Chillin for now! Enjoy your Wed! See you hopefully tomorrow, but FOR SURE FRI!

My Appologies.

2009-08-11T08:57:00.002-04:00

Internet, I have sucked lately. Been going through a shit ton of stuff. 2 new jobs, new place and a weekend trip up north have made my brain mush lol. I need more time before I can figure out a schedule that works.

sorry for the BS post. Need to get back to work...fucking shocking, I know...

Time MAchine Tuesday! Old Post! RTT:, Moving addition!

2009-08-04T08:48:00.005-04:00

TIME MACHINE TUESDAY

OLD POST!!!

Canton Ohio, 2002

Now as many of you folks know, I along with my friends the DNE (Deez Nuts Experience) are quite amazing at the bar game name this tune. For you not familiar with the game, a DJ will lay a 10-30 second segment of a song & you get points for title & artist. Well in 2002, we were a FORCE at this game, it was the same people every Tuesday like clock work. We were the #1 qualifiers BY FAR (though some of that had to do w/ Goodies Never ending wallet & shot purchases lol)

SO we are invited to Canton Ohio for the championships, Now we all have cars, but for the DNE (the Crew consisted of, Me, Tommy, OE, Dave & Gary Fritts, & I believe that was it) We had to roll Big Time, Enter Dave & Gary Fritts' Parents, We rolled down there fat in a WINNEBAGO! It was dope, fully stocked fridge, & poor Gary Fritts driving, we all drank & rehearsed our skit (more on this later) and we got to Canton in no time, well since we were in a rolling hotel lodging fees were minimal, OK they were nothing! Well we all chipped in for gas..

There were several teams (16 I think) And the 1st round was 100 songs, title & artist 2 points for each, & spelling counted (or something stupid like that) So outta 16 teams we were 13th, we knew that there was NO WAY we were gonna win this event, so we started drinking, and drinking, and drinking, We Drank so damn much we drank the bars outta Coors Light tall boys. It was spectacular, we were in full party mode. The top four teams got to do a skit, lip synching & they got points towards the finals. We rehearsed our skit (Back Street Boys Get Down) and even though we weren't in the top 4 they lt us do it anyway because we were drunken Rock stars lol Now We rehearsed our skit on the way & we were shit canned, we were lipsynching AWFULLY! We looked like dogs w/ peanut butter on our lips. The funniest part was every one loved us, mainly because we were so awful, but it turned out that everyone elses skits were AMAZING! They had props & backgrounds & matching outfit & shit, we were way out of our league! It was crazy!

Well there was a chick that one of our buddies was hangin out with all night & he was kinda playing her off, she wanted to hang out & she said what can i do? He said bye all my boys beers all night & SHE DID! We drank fro free from like 10pm-2am, We were WASTED! I was so drunk i drank Gary's Tobacco Spitter, it was gross but I was so drunk I didnt care, it was terrible, but I didnt puke & now its funny. Well unfortunately I had an admirer as well. She was what could be categorized as a grenade, she was the ugly friend. She looked like a Fat Darlene from Roseanne, I kept fending her off all night & finally the time of the night came & we decided to retire.

I got to the Winnebago & am about to cash out. Well this Ugly girl comes into the Winnebago & jumps in the bed. She said I have all this energy, how can You help me with that? Now I should preface this by saying that what I said to her has become stuff of legend. It wasnt my intention at the time, but heres what happened. I said to her "You can give me some head" She said to me :"I dont do that" I told her "I thought everything Blew in Ohio!" Now before I said this I knew 1 of 2 things would happen. 1. Shed leave which is cool, 2. Id get head also cool. Well she left but my boys were going APESHIT! It was Glorious! Well the next day it was time to go home. We are driving home & We are invited to Name This Tune at The Distillery in toledo OH. We all call off work the next day & decide to go. We are met up with by a few friends. Kara & Brandon Sands. We had a blast. I dont recall so much of that night except we DRANK, ALOT & won the game. All in all it was one of the greatest times of my whole life.

WHOS NUTS?
DEEZ NUTS!

RTT: Moving addition!

Check out the Un-mom, She runs this shit!

Why do apartment complex screens on the screen doors ALWAYS BLOW! Has anyone ever successfully opened one of these things?

Why are apt doors and hallways so small? I mean if I was building a place id make it move in friendly with high and wide doors! People move every year!

Why do apt showers always suck? It feels like water is barely coming out! I dont feel clean! I got Irish Spring Residue all over me!

Apt parking? WTF? I LOVE parking a 1/4 mi away from my car.

Love dumpsters! Thats MAD TRASH! no worries about if they'll pick it up or what it weighs. Mine is a decent walk though, which come winter will be awful...

My cat doesnt know WTF is goin on. He's exploring his new world, which apparently means meowing at 5:30 am. Its NICE to have him not confined to essentially one room. he needs new toys ASAP!

OK FOLKS! Moving story soon! I didnt take pics OF the move but I will photograph my new apt for all my bloggy friends to see!!!!!

Peace!

Zombies & NOTES! Thats how I do Fridays!

2009-07-31T16:04:00.005-04:00

ZOMBIZZLE!

Thats How I roll today!

No sleep, karaoke and beers, OH MY!

Dear McDonald's

Thanks for mcskillet burritos. Those awesome shits keep me goin in the morning!!!

Mcskillety yours,

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Dear A2 News,

Thanks for $3000. That was the LEAST you could do!

Love BG

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Dear Beard

I love your manliness but hate your beard zits! Stop it!

My ziznits are the shiznit-ly yours

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Dear Charcarron, thanks for the funniest video EVER!!!

LMAO-ly yours

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Dear new apt! Cant wait to move into you! But I REALLY HATE MOVING!

GRRRRRRRR,

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Dear Detroit Tigers,

Great trade for Washburn today! Keep it up!

Who's Your tiger-ly yours

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Dear Mother nature,

I got a pool now, please give me a few hot days so i can use it!

Pool-ly yours

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Dear Kids,

65 degrees is too cold to swim, and dont splash so much & scream so much fuckers,

Does BG have to choke a kid-ly yours

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Moving this weekend!!!! Cant wait! Tell you all about it w/ pics and shit next week!

MOVIN OUT!!!!!

2009-07-29T09:50:00.002-04:00

So my move in date was supposed to be Sept 1, but the good ladies at my apt complex (one of which is my new neighbor!) hooked BG up and I can sign my lease tomorrow, and NOT PAY RENT AT ALL FOR AUGUST! So why the fuck not right? I get out of the rents house, get severance to buy furniture, AND did I mention GET OUT OF MY PARENTS HOUSE! I love my parents to DEATH, and WILL NEVER forget how great they were when I needed them the MOST during my divorce. But its time to get the fuck out! It wears on you sometimes, by Mom means well, but sometimes she annoys me to the core. Love her to death though! So here is a BG list of top 5 reasons moving out of your parents house RULES!

5. Dont worry about waking them when you come home drunk at 4 am.

4. No Mom stories

3. FULL FREEZER space for groceries!

2. MY OWN FURNITURE! Thats not 1000 yrs old

1. my GF can come to my place for once! We need a change of venue!

Top 5 reasons why it blows?

5. gotta pay for food, no more "whats yours is mine"

4. Hate grocery shopping.

3. utilities suck

2. KGs infinite tool set!

1. RENT SUCKS!

But overall its gonna be SO WORTH IT! get severance and a $1000 check tomorrow to get stuff for the place and get provisions I E BEER! My new roommate is a friend I have KNOWN FOREVER! But we have never lived together! Should be fun times and a good experience! Another great thing is that my cat has a place again. He no longer has to live upstairs by his self lonely, he has room to roam again, he will LOVE that! OK folks! Hopefully tomorrow! If not ZOMBIE FRIDAY! LOVES!

RTT, Running late addition! TMT ALF!

2009-07-28T09:09:00.003-04:00

TIME MACHINE TUESDAY!

ALF!

EVERY ONES FAVORITE ALIEN FROM MELMAC! He loves cats! He loves to say "WILLY" and hes a fuzzy fuck! Alf was good times!!!!! Remember that show?

OH SHIT! I OVERSLEPT! Which brings me to

Check out the UN MOM for her musings!

So why is it that when you are running late, the following shit ALWAYS HAPPENS!

1. You need gas- If you are like me, you wait until the LAST MOMENT to get gas, I HATE IT! But if I would've gotten it last night, I wouldn't of had to today! And it wouldn't of added to my lateness.

2. Every light is red. CANT CATCH A BREAK! Catch what seems like every damn red light.

3. Everyone drives 10 MPH under the speed limit. Step on it grandpa, Im fucking late!

4. Cant find a fucking parking spot- despite all the people who no longer park in that structure. There is NOTHING! Why am I parking on floor 5?

AND FINALLY!

5. Slow ass elevator. Why not take the stairs you ask? Cause I'm a lazy fuck that's why! its only 7 floor, WTF is the elevator doing for 3 minutes?

What shit happens when you are late?

PEACE!!!!

DOPE WEEKEND!!!!!!

2009-07-27T14:22:00.004-04:00

DOPE WEEKEND this weekend! typically my weekends are full of sleep, and hangovers, but TYPICALLY not real life events. This weekend was different.

Fri after my Zombie ass was off, I hit a local bar for a few brews w/ my new co-workers. Should I of taken a nap? YES! But alas self abuse is apparently much higher on my priority list these days....

After a couple of drinks, I go home and head to the ladies house. We were going to the casino. MGM Grand in beautiful downtown Detroit (sense the sarcasm).

I hate casinos. HATE THEM. But the lady wanted to roll so I figured what the hell, might as well roll. It had been years since I went to a non-Vegas casino, (shit have I ever?) and I lost my $20 in about 6 minutes. WOW, wonder why I hated casinos lol. We were there for a few hrs and left, got home 12:30 ish and cashed out.

Sat woke up and rolled w/ my boys tot the Toledo Mud Hens baseball double header. They play at 5/3 (fifth third, as in the bank) field, which of course I break the fraction down to 1 2/3s field. All we could eat burgers, dogs, and pasta salad. usually there are BOMB ASS cookies there. But alas, the issue was that our group got WATERMELON instead. WTF? So I took it upon my self to STEAL other buffets cookies, you know for the good of the land. I ended up getting close to 20 by the time it was done. My boys were grateful. Who knew I was such a good thief? lol

Sunday night we hit the Incubus concert at DTE! What a great show! I was pleasantly surprised because I had never been to a Incubus concert. THEY ROCK! HARD! And the lead singer has a hell of a voice! LIVE, SO THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW HE'S GOOD! I was DEAD tired and we didn't get home till like 1:30 and I was up at 7, so its actually a Zombie Monday today. Job 2 also beckons, but Monday isn't a part of the weekend, I wont let it cramp my style! PEACE!

ZOMBIE FRIDAY! Letters to SO & SO

2009-07-24T11:32:00.008-04:00

ZOMBIE FRIDAY!

What are the ingredients for Zombie Friday you ask? Take a 12+ hr workday, sprinkle in some karaoke, and mix w/ a shit ton of beer! Also the MAIN ingredient is a HARDCORE lack of sleep! 5 hrs to be exact, then and ONLY then will you get Bobby G, Zombied the fuck out!

Check out www.annarbor.com Its the proverbial FRUIT of my fuckin labor! Las night the site went live at about 8 p.m. it was NUTS! SO BUSY! A 12 hr+ workday! Super Stressful! But really fun, and very gratifying.

The Ann Arbor news closed yesterday. 174 years it was here! Now we move on to the new chapter of news in ANN ARBOR. I'm stoked to be a aprt of something so groundbreaking, and so cool!

Now its letter time!!!!

Check out KAT! at the Bungalow! The Or-ig-in-a-tor.

Dear Quiznos,

Thanks for making delicious subs, you helped my hangover immensely,

Recovering-ly yours

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Dear Body,

Sorry bout last night, getting you drunk after working 12+ hrs wasn't a great idea, HOWEVER, I cant promise it wont happen again.

begrudgingly yours,

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Dear ladies around the earth,

Thanks for wearing skirts!

Love as always ,

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Dear bums,

I will now be asking you for change,

Penny pinchingly yours

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Dear Craigslist Scammers,

I'm not taking a check or money order for SHIT!!!!

Love,

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Dear McDonald's employee this morning,

Sigh...I know you hate your job, but me asking for ketchup in the drive through COULDNT'VE Ruined your day as much as it seemed. Hashbrowns are more delicious w/ Ketchup,

Tomato-ly yours

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Dear loyal readers,

I HAVE BEN SLACKING!!!!!! I will get back to your blogs as SOON as work slows, it used to be i did all my blogging at work, now new job is TOO damn busy. we are trying to fuckin figure out how to start a company FROM SCRATCH! You know all those policies your work has? Ours are being made, which means CONSTANT CRAZINESS!!!! I know you all understand! Love you all so!

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OK folks, I wont be posting this weekend as usual, see you next week!

Time Machine Tuesday,TMNT! RTT!!!!!!!

2009-07-21T09:21:00.009-04:00

TIME MACHINE TUESDAY!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Loved these guys! In the early 90s TMNT were EVERYWHERE!!!!! I had tons of toys! I had a ghetto Halloween costume of Donatello (seriously it was bad, a green jacket and purple mask made of ribbon w/ shiesty eye holes cut out) And i used to beat the shit out of my tire swing w/ a broom handle, (HEY I couldn't afford a Bo Staff) Donatello was my fav, kind of a dork (like me) but he could womp ass. Here is the crew below!

There were also a couple of movies. The first was an origin flick, and the 2nd was ridiculous, complete w/ vanilla Ice!

Yes Its actually THAT BAD! TMNT were a fun part of my childhood! Donatello was the man! Turtle Power!

Now for:

Holla at The Un-Mom for the fun button! You WONT be sorry!

Boom Shock Locka Now here Comes the Chief Rocka!

Why do people talk to animals and babies like fuckin retards? They get all squeaky and ridonk! Its so funny to watch cause no one knows they do it...

The new job rocks! time goes so fast because we are SO busy. I also got that interview tomorrow!!!! YAY!!!!

Still stoked about the house OBVIOUSLY! The apartment move in is set for Sept 1! I cant wait! Also gettin a severance from the news! Should take home about $3000 or so! Payin off a CC and saving LOT OF IT!!! Its gonna be nice to have a "bank"

I need a haircut, I HATE HAIRCUTS! My neck gets all itchy and the stylist always tries to talk to you and shit...grrrrrrr

THANK GOD Art Fair is done, see ya next year asshole!!!!!

Jerry Seinfeld, "Grape nuts, no grapes, no nuts, whats the deal?":

Where the FUCK is summer? Don't get me wrong I LOVE not sweating my balls off, but I mean it needs to be warm SOME DAY (not this weekend please, going to see Incubus outside, thatd be great, thanks!)

I'm seriously considering getting a dog, I'm in LOVE with this one

She was born partially blind, and her owners left her in a garbage can to die. She was found when someone heard her crying. People are ASSHOLES! Seriously anyone who could ever hurt an animal on purpose needs a molten hot baseball bat shoved up their ass fuckin pieces of shit...DOGS are a HUGE responsibility, but this one likes cats (Cant let kiddao go) and has all shots and is up to date w/ vet checks. Also she is spayed already. She also already potty trained. $150 is the fee the rescue company charges. Here is a list of digs this company has avail If you are interested in adopting a pitbull check out the site! Help my buddy Noah out!

Ok folks, interview tomorrow, 2 jobs too, might not get a post in! Ill check you all later!!!!

Monday Monday...

2009-07-20T13:05:00.003-04:00

Its Monday, in case you didn't know. Here is my video homage to Mondays:

Manic Monday, The Bangles

Monday Monday Mamas & Poppas

Stormy Monday, Eric Clapton version

Great weekend for BG! Had some celebration due to the house seemingly being sold, Drinks Fri

& Sat. GFs sister was out of town so we had a vacation at her house! It was very nice! And

Sunday I was ON A BOAT!!!!

Love that song! THE JAM!!!!

Last night I watched my shows, Trueblood & Entourage! Good times!

Interview 2 at Apple on Wed, that's EXCITING! Ill be sure to keep you all posted!!!

Till next time bitches!!!!

ZOMBIE FRIDAY! & letters to the Art fair!!!!

2009-07-17T14:07:00.005-04:00

ZOMBIE FRIDAY!

I am a bit tired, but so fuckin excited I don't even care! Why you ask? cause the bank accepted our fuckin short sale! What does this mean you ask? My house is 1 easy step away from being sold, I am 1 step away from moving out of the rents house, And I can finally BE DIVORCED!!!!! No more ex wife chats about the house! Or anything, which is good! I am so stoked I can believe it! I'M more excited than this:

Yeah pointer sisters!

You know what fuckin time it is?

ART FAIR EDITION!

Brought to you by my American friend kickin it across the pond, KAT!

Dear City of Ann Arbor,

Really? again? Man I hoped by now you'd learn! lol

Love
Bobby G
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Dear Bitches w/ Strollers,

Hit my ankle again? I fuckin dare you! If you do it I swear you will have a motherless child!

Swollen Ankle-y yours

Bobby G

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Dear Drivers

FUCK! '

Accident free-ly Yours

Bobby G
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Dear Old people,

Go back to Florida!

Bitterly yours
Bobby G
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Dear Sam's Clothing Store,
Thanks for hookin me up w/ 60% off my sandals! Wow there is a good thing about the art fair,

Foot-ly Joyed

Bobby G
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Dear Everyone,

It is NOT acceptable to wear socks w/ sandals EVER! Unless you are a German tourist & dont know any better! Thank you!

Fashionably yours
Bobby G
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Have a GREAT weekend people! This weekend is gonna be a celebration!

EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!

2009-07-16T09:04:00.010-04:00

There was a GIGANTIC tanker explosion on I75 in MI last night about 8:00. A tanker got ran into by a car going too fast, and he hit a semi, and the cab became detached from the tanker. The tanker exploded! It was carrying Diesel Fuel and Gasoline. The bridge it settled under melted down onto the wreckage below. The most incredible thing was there were NO INJURIES!!!!! No death, a few bruises but nothing major. That's incredible. They say a pic is worth a thousand words, so here ya go!

Pretty crazy huh? Here is what the bridge and street looked liked this morning!
I75 is a MAJOR hub w/ over 600,000 cars traveling daily and its now closed in both directions for an undetermined amount of time. Its gonna be a CLUSTER FUCK!!!!

I still find it amazing that no one was hurt! Enjoy your Thursday! Zombie Friday Tomorrow!!!

WOW missed RTT!...New job, Interview dentist addition!

2009-07-15T12:17:00.002-04:00

Missed RTT..BLAST! I dont do Wordless Wed because I like words, lots of shit has been happening! New JOB, Another Job interview (2 PT jobs make a whole!) at the Apple Store, which is perfect for me!!!!! The interview went great! The interviewer had Harley's like my self, and it all worked out great!!!!! 2nd interview soon!!!!

4 fillings this morning, that sucked! Also got the gangsta ass jaw needle that numbs the whole side of my face. That's Finally wearing off (4 hrs later) Got 2 more fuckin fillings to go!

Short post today, I am at new job, and don't wanna get caught! SHHHHHHHHH!!!!! In depth post soon! I prob wont be posting everyday now, but I will get to your posts eventuality!

Love you bitches!!!!! '

End of an Era...

2009-07-13T08:30:00.003-04:00

Usually I use the Monday blog to recap my weekend. But since today is my last day at the Ann Arbor News, i decided to look back on my almost 8 years here.

Here is a weekend recap, the short version, baseball. Drunk. Hungover. there, lol.

I started at the Ann Arbor News in the production dept on October 10, 2001. September 11 was just a month old and all industries were in turmoil. The ads were coming in a plenty and business was booming. It was typical to have over 45 pages of classifieds on a Sunday, now there are less than 10. Everything changed, the economy took a shit so ads weren't coming in, couple that w/ the crazy cost of newsprint paper (raised over 400% since 2003) it was a recipe for disaster.

Pre-press was a good time, but unfortunately it would never be full time so I switched to classifieds in Feb of 2006. I got FT, free parking and FREE medical & DENTAL for the duration of my time here. That was nice, never had to pay for insurance since I was FT. While I never really liked the job, it paid well and i got the opportunity to hone my customer service skills.

In March we attended a meeting that said We'd be closing, that means I've had to work at a job for four months that I knew wouldn't be there. It was pretty damn hard to stay motivated. I really have been just going through the motions. Doing enough to NOT get fired, but I have seriously had some lapses in focus and at times, even in judgement, but now its time to move on.

When I got to the news I was 22, cocky, and ready to take the world buy the horns, I worked 1-9, which was essentially a get drunk free card, as I could go to bed at 4 and STILL get 8 hrs of sleep before work, it was a good time, but kinda hard on the liver, lol. I grew up a lot here. Had a blast, and got some work done, I am very much looking forward to my jew job.

I've met SO many great people here. I have made friends that I will keep in touch with I think forever. Also many of my colleagues will be working with me at my new job! www.Annarbor.com is the new paper here! Its printing Thurs & Sun w/ online content updated daily. I'm very excited to be a part of something from the start. We are the first market to try this newspaper business model. the business itself is GREAT! 7th floor office w/ a balcony that overlooks the whole city. It's BREATHTAKING!!!! We can wear jeans, there is no "dress code" it's all very exciting, but kind of scary too. I'm looking forward to my new position, and new career, but at the same time, the News has been good to me. I certainly will miss it.

the Return of ZOMBIE FRIDAY!

2009-07-10T09:09:00.003-04:00

ZOMBIE FRIDAY!

Welcome to Zombie Friday! it's back! I am fuckin dead today! to bed at 4, up at 7! And hungover to boot! Karaoke was TOO much fun last night! today blows! I have training at 1 for the new job, lets hope to shit I make it through! Don't wanna cash out at the new job!!!

And now for one of my fav people on earth, KAT!!!! she game up w/ So & SO Fri, where I write letters to the people places & things that make me wanna do bad things to them!

Dear White Trash Pieces of shit,

Can you stop procreating at a rampant pace please. I appreciate the fact that you are broke, and have government assistance, BUT when I'm behind you at the grocery line w/ my 1 fuckin item and you are going WIC apeshit I tend to wanna ask your babies mama(s?) to put the dick down.

White Trashedly Yours
Bobby G
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Dear Minivan,

Could you please refrain from cutting me off on the motorcycle, I mean I value my life, i'm a good guy, also if you could refrain from cellphone use as you drift into my fuckin lane, that'd be appreciated to!

Clock you in you faced-ly yours
Bobby G
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Dear Everyone,

Its LibRary, not Libary.

Grammarly yours
Bobby G
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Dear Customer's

My work closes in 1 week, I no longer care

Laid Offly Yours
Bobby G
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Dear Body,

Sorry about the amount of alcohol/Lack of sleep last night.

Love,
Bobby G
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Dear Weekend,

I cant wait to see you,

Love
Bobby G
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Dear Wisdom Teeth Holes,

I really want nachos, so hurry the fuck up and heal!

No Nachoedly Yours
Bobby G
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Ok folks! have a great weekend! love you all!!!!

Bouts to Get My Transiti-on, RANDOM STYLE!!!

2009-07-09T09:11:00.006-04:00

Well I passed my piss test w/ flying colors! (Take that Opiates) and now I am officially hired at
AnnArbor.com. The Ann Arbor News is now a clusterfuck or weirdness. People leaving for .com, training for .com and the people that are staying are trying to prep for the end. Customers (and us) have no clue WTF is going on! They aren't really telling us shit, I'm not sure they even know yet. But in time it'll all get worked out! I hope....

You know who's the shit? The hot Dog guy at the bar at 2am. he rocks the cart at the bar to catch all the drunk hungries and at like $1.50 anyones broke ass can get At least one for the change in their pocket! He Should a Bud Light Real Man of Genius!

my Co-Worker and Friend Katie Halton is on the cover of a new paper here in Ann Arbor called the a2 journal. She is about to have a booth at the art fair. She makes kick ass paintings starting at $65! Here she is w/ paintings all around!

Ive lost 8 lbs on the amazing wisdom teeth diet! No nachos IS KILLING ME! I LOVE THEM! My holes are fucking cavernous. I can eat anything "crunchy or sharp" which also KOs Doritos! My all time fav Chip! Sammiches and string cheese and soup it is...but for how long?

I need a haircut. I HATE GETTING HAIRCUTS! I wish I could do it myself, but thatd be a nightmare...

Porn Fuckin Rules! Especially the kind w/ the story! Even though when I'm in a "Porn Mood" I'm fast forwarding the fucking story! That's how I roll!

I love Chips

I wish Beavis & Butthead was still on ever so often! I have the DVDs but they don't show videos which is gay (stupid copyright)

Ok folks I have randomed your mind, body and soul! Enjoy your Thurs! tomorrow, Zombie Fri!

Worst Friend Ever...

2009-07-08T09:23:00.002-04:00

My best friends sister E O is essentially my sister! I have known her since she was like 11 and we have become great friends in life. Well that is unless she hates me now. I forgot her Bday! I mean totally forgot it! There was dinner at Chilli's w/ all my friends and I forgot. There was an invite last week, but there wasn't a reminder. Which isn't an excuse. But I had so much going on yesterday it just slipped my mind...WOW I suck....

Time Machine Tuesday: We Are The World, also RTT

2009-07-07T09:34:00.008-04:00

In 1984 producer extraordinaire Quincey Jones decided to get every major singer of the 80s together to do We Are The World to raise money for Africa. All the major people were there singing it! Its an 80s who's who of singers. Here is a list in order of who sings

It's the jam! for all of you youngin's who weren't alive and may of never heard it, I'm sure you won't fully appreciate it! but its all good!

Now for

Check out Kelley the Un Mom, shes the ORIGINATOR. Also her name is Keeley, so she is probably hot, any confirmation on that?

In we Are The World, there are a million great artists, and fuckin Dan Akroyd from the Blues Bothers, and Ghost Busters Etc WTF? NO SHIT, check out the 4:21 min mark on the video above!!!

My desk is getting moved today, this blows....I had to pack up all my shit for NO reason, we close in 2 fucking weeks!!!

The Bobby G deep Dictionary word of the day: Gaffled
Verb, to steal
I cant believe they broke into my car and gaffled my CDs,

I used to confuse Bette Davis & Betty White, so that song Bette Davis Eyes mad NO sense to me...I was like her eyes are old! lol

My brother was at a wedding in DC and some douchebag blocked his car in, so they got a few Marines and my bro and some friends and MOVED THE FUCKIN CAR! it was Legendary!

Work is SO unmotivating, only open 2 weeks, people are leaving left & right, and i wanna be done.

I wanna get a tattoo. Nothing cliche like tribal arm bands & shit, but something, what Tats to you folks have?

Ok folks that's all for today! Blog it up bitches! Peace

The 4th of July, VIVA EL NORTE!

2009-07-06T09:04:00.003-04:00

What a great weekend! Fri, my work was closed, I had the day off so I hung out w/ my lady all day! I also packed up the Harley and got it ready for my trip, all set up and ready to go. Hit the bar on Fri, some friends had a bday party/going away party, yes it was 1 bday and 1 going away, in the same party which was sort of bittersweet. we got home at 3:00 am not in bed until 3:30, I was up at 7 (pauses while you do the math) then I got up and headed home, out the door at 8:30, and made it up north on the bike by 11:45. I made GREAT time. While up north I shot some guns w/ KG (dad), had a few brews and saw some fireworks. We rode the long way home yesterday, and I put on about 450 mi this weekend, which makes me happy! Yesterday I hit up dinner w/ the GF, and had some quesadillas (still cant eat nachos and it KILLS ME) and 2 Murphy's Stouts, one of my all time favorite beers! Its WAY better than Guiness, if you like Stout try it! After Dinner, watched the movie Righteous Kill w/ Dinero & Pacino, it was GREAT!!!!! Check it out. OK folks, tired, and not really feelin bloggy! Check you on the flip side

Stuff N Things

2009-07-02T09:05:00.004-04:00

SO yesterday the boss calls me into his office. This is never good. Especially cause I have been half-assing it the last 3 months, due to the closing. So I go in expecting the WORST! Well it turned out it wasn't performance related at all. Here is what went down:
Me "You wanted to see me sir"
Boss: "Bobby, Sit down."
Me "what can i do for you"
Boss "Next Wednesday they are taking your desk"
Me "huh?"
Boss "The new company, wants your desk to move over to their new building"
Me "But there are 5 empty desks that AREN'T mine"
Boss "I know.."
Me "OK, thanks"

I felt like Milton from office space,

So it would appear I am in good shape for a job w/ the new company. A former boss here is running essentially, my old dept down there. So she called me and told me to go take a piss test, I was like cool, the job would be PT but $14/hr and Id actually kind of be using my degree, which is DOPE! SO I'm gonna call her in a bit and find out more info.

Best Buy has 0% interest on TVs over $800 so my GF decided she was gonna replace her Shitty ass TV that's so fucked up the color is all blurry and I cant read the scores of my sports, and step into that sweet ass world of LCD TVs, Twice. That's right she was like I'm getting 2 TVS, a 32 in & a 42in Samsung.

Samsungs are good HD TVs. I pointed out to my GF that they are the official TV of the NFL, she said "Great because I watch SO MUCH FOOTBALL" lol. The TVs were on ridiculous sale at Best Buy.com and out the door, $1200 for BOTH! That's just NUTS! She is super stoked. So am I! See I destroyed all my Credit cards about a year and a half ago. So I have to live vicariously through others who purchase fantastic luxury items, because I no longer can. I'm excited as shit to go with her to hook them up and stuff! I'm damn near giddy! lol

Looking forward to this weekend. LOVE 4th of July! Tomorrow I have off, so I am hanging out w/ the lady tonight. Friday a buddy of mine is having a going away party, he's going to VA to be Jacob the Jeweler, Saturday me & lady are going our separate ways, her whole families Bday is this weekend, (OK mom and brother) and I am gonna go up north w/ the parents. But they don't know, I'm gonna just show up on sat morning! They'll be happy!

Thanks to the new wave of bloggy friends I have! I don't know where the hell you found me, but its about damn time!!!

OK folks have a happy n safe 4th of July weekend! I wont be posting the rest of the weekend, so Ill catch you on MON w/ a weekend recap (maybe even w/ photos!)

Epic Fail...

2009-07-01T08:55:00.002-04:00

So yesterday I was feeling better and my boss had a karaoke show like 3 blocks from where I live, so I decided to go check it out, get a beer and sing a song, and chill for a few hours. I order a big Miller Lite (on special) and get a seat next to my karaoke boss, and chat it up with him, took 1 sip of beer and my stomach went ape shit. I was like OK, so I take another and I'm like I can't drink this, Stoo said whats wrong? I said Must be the meds from wisdom teeth and stuff, so I got it taken off my tab. The next thing I decided to do was sing a song! I chose Plush by Stone Temple Pilots.

The first minute of so was good, but then every time I said ANY WORD w/ an "F" Unbearable PAIN! So I was trying to belt it out for the crowd but I couldn't, I get through the song (amazingly) and go to sit down and my mouth is THROBBING! I'm like FUCK, so I chill for about 35 mins more and have to leave. EPIC FAIL BG, EPIC FAIL

Time Machine Tuesday: Sony Discman, RTT!

2009-06-30T07:48:00.006-04:00

Sony Discman, was the baddest single revolution in music ever as far as I'm concerned! You can take DIGITAL CDs w/ you anywhere. I had the one of the 1st Discmen ever.

I skipped like a bitch and weighed like 9 lbs (Ok not really) but it was pretty damn heavy! Also the batteries lasted like 3 hrs, which really kinda killed the portability of it lol. It was so bad ass for trips though, as long as you didn't hit any bumps! lol

Now time for! Head over to Unmoms and get

Don't get your wisdom teeth out, SERIOUSLY, its been a nightmare, I got dry sockets then an infection, had a temperature & shit, NIGHTMARE!

Have an interview for annarbor.com in production, what I used to do before, and it pays $14 a hr which is nice, but its part time, which kinda blows...but hey its something...

Stoked about my new living arrangement, Sept 1 is the magical day! The house offer is SUPER SOLID and the realtor is VERY optimistic it ll get done! The place is great 986 SF, pond view, MAD storage, here is a floor plan

Supposed to go take a college tour today at a place called Specs Howard School of Broadcasting, can you guess what they do? But my mouth hurts like Mad, and its like 45 mins away, we shall see, I may just go home and rest...

I hadnt been to my Gfs house in two days due to the recovery and schedule conflicts etc, my mom asked me last night if we were still together, or if she kicked my ass out, I was like we are together and thx mom! lol

Why do drive up ATMs have Braille on them?

Were clear heels invented STRICTLY for strippers or did regular chicks used to wear em back in the day? Maybe they used to be elegant, and a stripper got a hold of them and messed it up for everyone!

OK folks BG OUT!!!! Back tomorrow

"Sham ON" Rip Michael Jackson & crazy Weekend...

2009-06-28T13:41:00.007-04:00

OK, let me preface this blog by saying I am flying high on Vicodin right now. So please ignore any awkwardly phrased sentences, and bad typing. The reason I am writing , while high is because Michael Jackson is dead. Lots of people don't give a shit, many people are like good riddance to a child molester (never convicted) and general freak show. I however choose to focus on his amazing catalogue of music. Michael Jackson was one of the greatest entertainers of all time! PERIOD. He had an amazing voice, was an amazing dancer, and fantastic showman. Hopefully now that he has passed, his passed transgressions will go by the wayside and his music will be remembered, not his alleged acts of child molestation, or buying the elephant mans bones etc.

I'm hurting, BAD. I'm at work now, but only till 8:30 when everyone else gets here, then I am OUT! i have been living on vicodin the last few days, every 4 hrs while my mouth is fucking killing me! So on Friday, still in a haze, we get an AMAZING offer on our house! the people want it so bad they do the math & offer us exactly what the bank needs! (A few hundred more even) they LOVE THE PLACE so much they don't even want an inspection! Which now has changed my living arrangement again! Back to the pines I go (apt complex) 2 bdrm, 1.5 bath, patio view of pond, mad storage 986 SF for $739! Split 2 ways w/ a buddy of mine! I AM STOKED!!!!! This was gonna be a huge post w/ pics and remembrance but my mouth hurts too bad, wheres the fuckin vicodin? Nap time!

ZOMBIE FRIDAY! Letters to SO & SO

2009-06-25T09:29:00.003-04:00

ZOMBIE FRIDAY

Got to sleep in a bit today due to the 9:20 Dentist Appt. So I'm not to bad today! A bit hungry though since I was unable due to dentist orders allowed to eat anything since like 3am.

Without Further A-Do

Dear AutoFlush Toilet

If you could avoid flushing while I'm on you that'd be great, I'm not a huge fan of a wet ass, thank you.

Soaked-ly Yours
Bobby G
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Dear Douche bag in a Nissan Truck,

If you could refrain from going 20 under the speed limit I'd appreciate it, Making a traffic jam at 3:30 pm on a Tuesday cant be fun.

Road Raged-ly yours
Bobby G
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Dear Facebook,

I really would appreciate it if you would stop sending me random notifications for various games, apps, etc? It's obnoxious, I think I got a status comment or something important, and instead you want me to play Yo-Ville,

Spammed-ly yours
Bobby G
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Dear Customers,

Could you please refrain from asking me if I am losing my job when the paper closes? I am, so I really don't want to talk to you about it unless you offer me a legit job, thank you

Soon to be Unemployed-ly Yours
Bobby G

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Dear 4th of July,

Thanks for being on Saturday this year! I get the 3rd off, which isn't any holiday at all! Ill be getting drunk next Thursday, you rock!

Drunked-ly Yours
Bobby G
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Dear Jackson Customers,

Garage Sales aren't the answer to unemployment, that is all.

Bobby G
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Dear Magglio Ordonez (Tiger's Right Fielder)
can't believe you cut the hair off! Super sad, super sad.

Follicle-ly Sad,
Bobby G
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Have a great weekend folks!!!!! I'll be drugged up and hurting so have a better weekend than me!!!!

Losing the Wisdom...

2009-06-25T09:02:00.005-04:00

Tomorrow is the day. The day I lose my wisdom teeth. Not all 4 just the bottom ones. I'm nervous, I hate taking pain meds, they fuck w/ me, but it seems inevitable. I'm gonna get knocked out because since my wisdom teeth are impacted the "surgery" will be covered by my medical insurance. which is dope, so I might as well go all out huh? Tonight it business as usual. I cant eat anything up to 6 hrs before, which isn't a big deal, I hate the ones where I cant drink. I drink water all day! Everyday! usually around 200 Oz or so, more when it's hot. If I don't drink water my mouth gets dry SUPER quick, and I panic. See when i was 16 i got heat exhaustion and almost passed out. It was VERY SCARY, so ever since then I have drank a ton of water. It's good for me anyway, flushes the system, keep me hydrated and makes me piss a lot lol. the pissing kinda sucks, but It's necessary.

I hate my job right now. My boss who is the shit, her last day is tomorrow. I wont be there due tot he wisdom teeth extraction. She was the reason why I took this job. Best boss I ever had. So the remaining 3 weeks are gonna be interesting. I don't know what to expect.

Yesterday I kinda had to go off on a guy. he kept blowing up my phone! I was on the other line and he left me 10 messages in 5 mins! 10! He called back and I answered because I was off the other line and he said I let 10 messages, I said WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU LEAVE 10 MESSAGES, he said it was urgent, I said that's why its a message! Obviously I wasn't available, you leave 1 message and I call you back! He was a shady immigration guy anyway, these people hire immigrants, but have to "post the job" No non immigrant has a chance to get this job, but they need a proof of running, so he was on my shit about sending him a paper. it was so annoying I was PISSED!

I want a Honda Fit. I know you either love em or hate em, but I LOVE THEM!

My VW still runs great, but its in rough shape, its 13 years old, still it only has 130K on it. I'm losing my job a the end of July, so OBVIOUSLY a purchase of that magnitude cant happen, but I do love them and maybe one day ill scoop one up!

OK FOLKS! Happy Thursday! Letters & zombies tomorrow!

Wednes-DAZE. Stupid Hot Summer Edition

2009-06-24T09:12:00.005-04:00

Ahhhh Michigan. Cold as shit in the winter, Hot as hell in the summer, and humid too!!! Damn. It's the first Really hot day today, highs around 95 and humid. I am miserable in this weather. Ill take cold ALL DAY, I can always add layers, I can only take off so much before I get arrested. In the heat I feel awful, Sweaty, and just uncomfortable. The thick humid air soaks my clothes and my hair wet w/ very minimal physical effort. But at least its Summer! Really looking forward to this Summer, have a great GF, who loves Summer activities. I love drinking on patios, walking, biking (Bicycle & HARLEY) some sports (if the weather isn't like above), but mainly I'm just looking forward to having fun. I am losing my job in July, what do I do? Take a trip? Have some BG time? Work my ass off at job 2? I have a house to pay for, but I am really about done with it. Our offers got rejected so it's back to square 1. It sucks. I firmly believe the bank rejected it because we are up to date on our payments. Why lose money when we pay every month? As it is I have NO CLUE how much I am gonna make, or what bills I can afford. The Harley may have to go (I HOPE NOT) everything is up in the air. Strangely, I'm not scared, I should be, but I am not. I decided I am probably going back to school. In MI we have a place called Specs Howards School of Broadcasting. I have ALWAYS wanted to go there but my work schedule wasn't very conducive to going back to school. This is a good thing in the long run I believe. I hated my job, and I have a good opportunity to do something new & potentially exciting. Here in MI there is a BOOMING film industry, and I maybe could be a part of that! We shall see!

Speaking of MI, there are these MI commercials on the radio, they are GREAT! here are a few of my favorites.

Here is one from Ann Arbor, my town!

Michigan is having a tough time. Unemployment around 14%, Jobs dropping daily, Auto Industry is crumbling underneath us, these commercials are nice. they let people know MI has a lot to offer!

Got UNBEARABLE HEARTBURN today. Its because I decided to eat hotwings at fuckin 10pm last night, I am retarded.

Enjoy Your Wed peoples! Here's some Wu-Tang for WU Wednesday!

Time Machine Tuesday: OLD POST Casey Kasem, Also RTT

2009-06-23T09:09:00.007-04:00

I wrote this post when I FIRST started my blog. No followers, no one saw it, and it was my Fav post ever! So without further a-do here it is!!!!

Casey Kasem, Long Distance Dedications

OK, so Casey Kasem is a LEGEND! I love his show & still catch whenever I can. Thanks to Satellite Radio you can now listen to old episodes from random weeks in the 70's, 80's & 90's. One such episode was on the other day. It was from a random week in June 1984. There were some great songs. Then came my Favorite part, the Long distance dedication. Now these are ALWAYS Ridiculous, its always like:

Dear Casey, I writing you to tell you about my husband, he recently died, can you please play I got the Power by Snap, because life can end in a Snap.

The one on this show was PRICELESS, I couldn't make this up. It went something like this:

Dear Casey,

Ive have recently been a part of something that I will regret for the rest of my life. A few months ago me & my friends went out joy riding in a friends car. I was driving, we had been drinking. We were going too fast, I lost control and hit a telephone pole. While no one died in the crash 2 of my friends suffered permanent injuries. I will never forgive myself for what happened that fateful day. Casey will you please play ITS HIP TO BE SQUARE By HUEY LEWIS & THE NEWS, thank you....

WTF? What the HELL Does that have to do w/ an accident, I thought it was gonna be something like Broken Wings by Mister Mister, or something at least relevant. I was laughing SO damn hard, tears in my eyes and everything. Until next time "Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars"

And now for

Its been INCREDIBLE here in Ann Arbor, MI this last few days! great Harley weather!...

I'm tired as shit today, tryin not to fall asleep and my mundane about to close job, help me stay awake people!!!...

On the bike today I got clocked in the face by a bug. it was HARD as shit and stung like no other, or it may of been a BB. Damn kids...

Caffeine free pop is lame, why do I drink pop? for the caffeine, Coffee is too harsh for me I get all shaky and awkward...

Hittin bike night tonight, one of my fav things about summer. Great people, beer & food, and OF COURSE kick ass bikes!!!

I am addicted to Cherry Coke Zero, it's made w/ real crack that's how you know its good!

Ok folks I'm out have a great Tuesday!!!!

Weekend Rewind!

2009-06-22T07:49:00.006-04:00

Friday all our plans were thwarted to to the tremendous rainstorm we got here in MI. it rained like 3 fucking inches! A torrential downpour all night! So instead of hitting top of the park, we stayed in and watched Weeds Season 4. GREAT SHOW!!!! Sat AM I got up and went home, got on the Harley and headed up to our dealer for the open house they had, free burgers & dogs, and 30% off any 1 item. Since I didn't need anything and am totally unselfish i got my GF her 1st HD item! A pink polka dot tank top. It looks amazing on her too!!!! here it is below:

After that I went home & vegged out a bit. was gonna do laundry but I said fuck it lol. headed back over to Lori's at about 6 or so. we went to dinner at BW3s and then hit the bar at about 10. we stayed till pretty much close, went home and got some sleep. Sun we wake up early because Lori has to go to her parents house for Father's Day. I went home, watched the Tiger's sweep the Brewers, finally did laundry and I washed the Harley. The Harley was REALLY DIRTY! I hadn't washed it for a month or so and it was in DIRE need of a bath! Looks great now though! took a pic after the wash:

So at about 5:30 Mom and Dad got home from their bike trip to Traverse City MI. I asked dad if he wanted to go to my other job (job 2) because on Sunday's now they have a bike night. he said he was tired (It was true because less than 5 mins later he was cashed out on the couch snoring it up) So I decided to roll over there have some dinner and a beer. Well I leave and am driving home and I pass my parents on the way back, so I turn around and we got BACK to job 2 and I buy dad some nachos and a beer. I also got him this Harley Wallet because he's obsessed with Harley's (wonder where I get it from? )
So he had a good father's Day it would seem. Kenny G is a great dad! Maybe one day if I ever have kids I will be as good a dad as him. He was firm & fair! He is a guy who told us to stick up for ourselves, but at the same time he cries when I set up my graduation pic collage lol. Love you dad! Happy Father's Day!

ZOMBIE FRIDAY!!!!!! Letters to the Earth...

2009-06-19T08:09:00.002-04:00

ZOMBIE FRIDAY

Back to a full fledged Zombie Friday this week. Coming off a SOLID 4 hrs of sleep (if that) I'm dragging ass & my punk ass old back is still throbbing.

I have to go to the "Put it in my ass Consultation" for the Root Canal today. I'm out of work at 2:30 which is DOPE, but since I have to go to the dentist it's not so good.

So Kat over at 3 bdrm Bungalow started a new Friday thing its called

Which is letter to people that piss you off, so here goes!

Dear Mother Nature...
WTF? Can you ease up on the downpour for God sakes?

Soaking Wet yours
Bobby G
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Dear People
Come to Karaoke for God sakes, the show consisted of ME last night, a grand total of two songs were sung, both from me!

Boringly Yours
Bobby G
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Dear Subway Customers,
When I need one sub and you are ordering subs for the whole fucking earth, will ya let me go ahead? That'd be GREAT!

Hungrily Yours
Bobby G
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Dear Tums,
thank you for making my upset stomach & heartburn go away, you really pulled through last night.

Comfortably Yours
Bobby G
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Dear Pandora
Thanks for passing the time at work this morning, I enjoy rocking out to your hand chosen for BG jams!

Rockingly Yours
Bobby G
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Dear Blog Readers
Thanks for being dope, following me & leaving comments. I wouldn't enjoy this without you bitches!
Happily Yours
Bobby G

That's all for Zombie Friday. Thanks Kat for the letter IDEA!!!!!

5 Questions from the Optimistic Pessimist

2009-06-18T15:29:00.003-04:00

Second Blog Post today, I know, PAY ATTENTION TO ME is what I'm saying w/ 2 posts, but suck it up people, these were sent to me from the Optimistic Pessimist

1.) Always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again? Why?

Always speak all that's on my mind. That's how I do it now anyways! I cant STAND hiding shit from people, even if it makes them mad or sad, I figure as your friend you should know the un sugar-coated truth, hope you can handle it!

2.) Have a pie-eating contest or a wheelbarrow race? Why?

WTF? lol This is random everyone else got crazy questions that mattered lol. I'm sure the OP is probably running out of questions, so Id say Wheelbarrow Race, way less prep, and WAY less mess. Plus fat people don't have an advantage in the race...

3.) What's your worst pet peeve?

Oh man SO MANY! But if I had to pick one it'd be stupid people, I know that's vague as fuck, but I'm talking about the people at the gas station who smoke, the people who think I'm gonna stop when they cross the street, people who are on their cell, painting their toes & reading a book in their cars (WTF?) ya know, these folks...

4.) Last thing you bought?
AC refills for the VW, my AC was struggling and I HAD to recharge before the summer annoying heat hit me hard...

5.) You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

You cant use Anyone's first name or you have to drink..(Yeah the Asshole Drinking game) No seriously, I'd make Marijuana Legal, tax the shit out of it and be RICH! Never have to worry again!

Back & Netflix History....

2009-06-18T09:06:00.005-04:00

Well as your read yesterday I hurt my back. Its bad people. Usually it lasts for a few hrs, this has been a full day and its going strong! I'm afraid to take meds cause I have important shit to do, karaoke tonight, and i cant be all duped up on meds.

I'm on day 5 or no drinking, and I feel GREAT!!!! Ive also saved a ton of loot! This weekend me and the lady are gonna keep it low key, and sober! Friday hitting top of the Park (weather permitting) and sat we are gonna hangout, we are forcing ourselves to be lame for a bit because our livers hate us lol. Whats top of the park you ask? its a summer festival on the top of a parking structure. They show outdoor movies, have bands and vendors, its good times, and its free!

so once I decided to but debt on its ass I cancelled Netflix. I loved it, while I was on Netflix I saw the 3 of the 4 best series I have ever seen (Sopranos is the other) and it was so worth it. here they are in order of Viewing.

The Wire:

The realest cop show ever according to real cops. This HBO series touches on corruption in all aspects of Baltimore. The 1st season is the drug trade, the 2nd is the Port Authority, the 3rd is the Government, the 4th is the Schools and the 5th is the News Media.

It centers around the Baltimore PD. Also a drug dealer named Omar, he is gay and hes the most hardcore guy i have ever seen, he's one of the best characters on any show ever! Its rugged, raw & real, its the best show I have ever seen, and its not close!

Weeds:

Suburban Mom Nancy Botwin has a secret. Shes a HUGE pot dealer. Follow her and her misadventures. GREAT show, watching season 4 RIGHT NOW! it just came out

Dexter:

This show is GREAT my 2nd fav after the wire. Dexter is a serial killer, but he ONLY kills other serial killers and bad men. He works for Miami forensics, ad a blood platter expert, his secret is safe and NO ONE knows his other life. The best part of this show is watching him almost get caught and the steps he takes to make it out!

OK Folks Happy Thursday! Zombie Fri tomorrow!!!!!

Rainy Day...

2009-06-17T09:16:00.004-04:00

I hate rain, well I hate rain when its by itself, throw in some wind, thunder, lightening and a bit of hail (for good measure) and then you have a storm! I LOVE STORMS! I like to sit on the covered porch w/ a tasty beverage & watch them go down. I love the black sky, the rhythm the rain makes on the roof of the porch and I love the way the rain looks coming down when it hits the street. My least favorite thing about the rain? UMBRELLAS, that's right, I hate umbrellas. Rihanna would be pissed I bet. Today it was pouring out, I broke down and opened my umbrella for the 1st time this year, I feel like my vagina is showing, I felt like people were making fun of me, I just think it has to be a VERY dire situation for a man to use an umbrella. Now I have this soaking wet, piece of shit in my cubicle, making my area moist, its obnoxious. it better rain all damn day, cause I hate carrying an umbrella when there is no rain even more, it looks ridonk...

Also when it rains I cant ride the bike, OK let me re-phrase, I CAN, but the work it takes to make it clean again is extensive! if I'm on a trip and it happens, then OH WELL, but I typically wont go riding in the rain for the hell of it.

Trimmed the beard last night, KG (Dad) showed me the ropes as he has had a beard for like 20 years, and this is my 1st go-round, it turned out well. Even my un precise ass can make it happen because its pretty damn fool proof. Which is good because my Un-Diagnosed ADD doesn't allow me to be patient lol. I wanted to trim it cool, but Ill fuck it up for sure... so until I get some confidence in my skills, ill keep it easy.

I hurt my back today in the shower, I didn't even do shit either, just turned to get the soap. WTF? My GF asked if I aged 20 yrs in a week, I'm like I guess.

OK folks, off to find some muscle relaxers! have a great WED!!!!!

Time Machine Tuesday/Random Tues Thoughts!

2009-06-16T07:50:00.006-04:00

TIME MACHINE TUESDAY!
Skip It!

Have a lot of lady readers, I'm sure some of you remember Skip its. Though my cock prevented me from having them, tons of neighborhood girls did I thought they were SO LAME! However the commercial was DOPE! "A do run do jump, do hop hop" LOL

Now For

Holla at the Un Mom!

Work SUCKED yesterday, I actually almost went off on a table, knowing FULLY I'd get fired. These assholes were there for 4 hrs and left me $6 on $100. I'M LIKE WTF?! If you cant afford a tip, you cant afford to eat out...

Work is getting more and more awful, as the end grows near, I care less & less, just don't get fired BG!

I'm on a drunk break. No drinking for a while, after this weekend the VERY THOUGHT of alcohol makes me want to puke.

Still sore as fuck from mowing the lawn, day 2 is always the worst

my old prostate seems to be much better, just finished the meds yesterday, shit seems pretty good.

Addicted to Cherry Coke Zero...it's made w/ real crack, so you know its good!

Why do cars not see motorcycles? I don't get it! I got all these lights, loud pipes and I'm still cut off all the time! I'm like WTF? It gets me SO mad too. I mean in a car its an annoyance, on a bike its fucking dangerous...

Fuck is my favorite word (can't tell?)

Ramen Noodles are DOPE! I got this picante chicken kind, they are DELICIOUS!!!!!

OK folks, random Tues done! Enjoy your Tuesday because it isn't fucking Monday!!!!!

Oldest Weekend Ever...

2009-06-15T08:54:00.003-04:00

I fail to believe I'm not 22 anymore. I fail to believe it. Every time I get drunk I'm like "MAN I really need to take it easy when I drink, I'm not 22 anymore" Case in point: Friday me and the GF go to her friends house in Livonia, MI. they have this great fucking house w/ a basement w/ all the baddest shit! A Wurlitzer Juke Box, a Golden Tee Video Game, fucking 60" LCD Flat screen,fully stocked bar, like this place is PIMP! it was also stocked w/ 7 layer dip, meatballs, salami, cheese crackers and all kinds of deliciousness! We went to watch the Redwings game, which ended up sucking ass (they lost 2-1, and thus aren't champions of the world) So basically after that it was time to drink, and drink we did! I GOT SHITFACED! prob about 15 beers (including the 4 games of ill-advised beer pong I played at 1 or so in the morning) and of course my not 22 yr old ass puked my guts out that night. I woke up at about 6 am, in a strange bsmt (theirs) and my GF was no where to be found (eventually found her on the upstairs couch, passed the fuck out) We both HATED the earth on Sat. HATED IT! I had to go to my cousin's grad party at 3, I got there at 5 lol. To make matters worse it was the GFs friends bday party. She HAD to drink again, I made my ass DD lol. That way I had an EXCUSE not to drink. 4 beers the whole night from 8pm-2am. The THOUGHT of alcohol made me nauseous, the poor GF however sucked it up and was a trooper, but at the end of the night it ended in vomit for her too. The bitch of the weekend? I was STILL hungover Sun. Ah the rare 2 day hangover. When I was 23 I had alcohol poisoning (I assume, a fifth in 2 hrs) and had a 2 day hangover, but that was a TON of liquor, haven't drank liquor since. At 30 it takes 15 beers over a 9 or so hr time frame. WOW! So I went home from the Gfs house at about 6 pm. Got home and had to mow the parents lawn. The lawn is HUGE! it takes about an hr or so to do it, and in my current hating the earth state, I wasn't at all excited. Guess who is sore as shit today? THIS GUY! Sore from moving the lawn? It is a push mower put its self propelled, so its not like I had to push it around for and hr, I kinda just followed it. MAN...the oldness continues!

In good new the new season of Trueblood started, what a GREAT 1st episode! This shows rocks the house! can't wait for the rest of the season. OK folks, that's all for today! PEACE!!!!

Zombie Friday!

2009-06-12T09:38:00.002-04:00

Actually, I didn't sleep long but I slept well! Not really a Zombie today, but I'm sure ill hit that wall later!

Dental Good (Bad) News
Well, I went for my consultation for my wisdom teeth removal yesterday. The DR was really nice, he broke down the options, be put out, not put out, blah blah blah, what was gonna be cheaper, cause my ass ha s a shit ton of stuff to do, well that'd be not put out, so it'd be $300 out of pocket to NOT Be put out, like $800 to be put out, so I was leaning towards not. But that means I get to feel all the shit they are doing to me, also I would need the $300 UPFRONT. The day of surgery. I was like Hmmmmm, I'm gonna be numb and duped up on pain killers, and you want me to drop $300. GREAT! plus where the fuck is my broke ass gonna get $300? I better look online and see about selling Kidney's lol. So i go back to work, nervous about what I'm gonna do. I call my medical insurance to see if its covered under medical cause its a surgery, they were like only if they are impacted, guess what? THEY ARE! Its like a miracle! I was so excited, but I swear i came back to earth hard, because I now know I gotta get IMPACTED WISDOM TEETH OUT! But at least its gonna be free!

GO RED WINGS! Game 7 is tonight, and we are gonna be the champions of the earth! Typically, this would also be the end of my playoff beard, but my GF loves it so it will live on! But I will buy a trimmer, cause its getting ridonk! Happy weekend folks!

OH JOY...

2009-06-11T07:28:00.003-04:00

Well the BG dentist chronicles begin today. Basically I got a Wisdom teeth consultation, which is a way to squeeze a few more dollars out of my broke ass. Then I have the Wisdom teeth pullage on the 26th. Also have a root canal consultation too! I'm kinda leaning to just pulling the tooth and getting a fake one. Not so much cause of the pain, but cause of the cost involved. It's gonna be FAT loot, and honestly for my teeth, for some reason, I don't care to pay for that lol. For my health, sure, but for my teeth I'm like eh, those shits are all gonna fall out eventually. Which I'm SURE is a fucked up way to look at it, but in these tight times, I gotta cut corners when I can.

Also in the what the fuck am I gonna do dept, the last day of work is nearing. Its kinda surreal. People are cleaning out their shit, people are leaving, its a very weird situation. At the same time I'm kinda happy because I never REALLY liked the job, I worked here because of the security (Yeah, Epic Fail) and the free benefits, yeah FREE! Even when I was married they were free for both of us. Id go look for other jobs, and benefits weren't free, so I was like well...now I am forced to take a job, I'm not sure what I'm gonna do, or what I want to do, but I'm excited of the possibilities that are coming. It's not a scary time, but a very exciting time. Though I prob should be scared as shit lol.

Yesterday at work there was trivia, they do it every Wednesday, and its good times, good music, answer question etc, I talked to the guy after and I think I want to host trivia. I have a good voice, I play dope music, and its $60 for 2 hrs of work! cant beat that! Plus I can drink during! its like 7:30 to 10ish, so still out early enough to not hate the earth! I think I'm gonna apply today! why the hell not!

Last Night on TLC there was this show about this CRAZY strong kid. He had some kind of condition that i cant pronounce, but its actually a benefit, not bad for him. it gave him CRAZY ass muscles, like a mini body builder, this kid didnt have an OZ of fat on him. He was walking at 5 months, climbing up & down stairs at 7 months, and at 18 months he would push his moms furniture all around. It was INCREDIBLE! Video of this little monster below!

Good Thursday folks, Zombie Friday tomorrow!

Birthday Extravaganza!

2009-06-10T09:38:00.004-04:00

Today is my Gfs birthday (Happy bday BABY!) But since I'm the worst BF ever, I had to work today. A good compromise was to celebrate yesterday. That's what we did. Got to her house 6:30 ish. I gave her her gifts, I brought them all in a big pink bag w/ pink & white floral tissue paper (an ex Gf of mind taught me about gift bags and coordinating them, I only break it out for special occasions, since its a skill most boys DON'T HAVE, I don't wanna look any gayer than my walk already does) Anyway, where was I? Oh GIFTS! I got her a card (duh) it was funny, it said
"Someone loves you today" on the front then inside it said "its the same person who loves you everyday, but today you get a card" I thought it was pretty damn funny. so did she. Then she opened my 1st gift it was one of those angels w/ wire wings & no faces its the "you are loved" one:

After that I gave her gift 2, tickets to see Incubus, her favorite band. She was super excited. Then I gave her gift 3. She LOVES cherries, Has a cherry purse, wallet, car air freshener, and sterling silver cherry earrings, so I got her a matching necklace, white gold w/ ruby cherries & emerald leaf. its this one below, but my buddy who works at the jewelry store had it turned to white gold for me at no extra charge

After gifts, she got ready and we went to Mongolian BBQ! for those out of state or the poor souls in MI not familiar w/ Mongo, its a place where you grab a bowl, pick a meat, add veggies, sauces & seasoning, and take it to a big ass grill that's 600 degrees and make your own stir fry, its fucking GREAT! it was DELICIOUS!

After that we rolled to my brothers house to watch the Redwings game, they lost, so now its ON for game 7. The tigers also won, a 10th inn HR by Miguel Cabrera sealed the victory for us! After that we went home. It was a GREAT night Happy bday baby! Love you!

Time Machine/Random Tuesday Thoughts! Commodore Pet

2009-06-09T09:36:00.011-04:00

TIME MACHINE TUESDAY

Lets kick it old school computer shall we? Before the interwebnets, before flash drives & ipods and laptops, before it all was the Commodore pet. This FUGLY computer made elementary school a bit more fun.

It had these GIANT floppy disks (yes they were actually fucking floppy) and this shit green color with giant pixels, it was supposed to be fun, but if I recall correctly, the shit never worked. thanks elementary school computer love! Now For

Got this from the Un-Mom! Shes good times!

So I got my GF this delicious smelling perfume from Victoria's Secret called Ooh LA LA for Xmas. It smells SO DAMN GOOD! But what happened was the bottle started leaking so now all my shit that I put on her dresser (keys, wallet, phone chap stick change etc) All smell like the perfume. My Hand smells like this perfume all day long, and when I don't go to her house I still smell it, I cant find the source and its driving me nuts!

My beard is growing a bit harsh. Need to get a trimmer. But right now its all good because the Red Wings are still playing GO WINGS!!!!! I'm cheesing like Velveeta in this pic PS.

Birds have been getting brave lately. I don't know what the fuck got into birds but they have no regard for their own safety. I was in my car a few days ago and this fucking bird damn near hit my car. I mean it was INCHES away. Sunday I'm driving in my neighborhood and there are all these birds in the street. As I approach the majority of the birds fly away, except for this one brave soul, who flew away a split second before getting trounced by the BG ride. You escaped this time sir, but next time you may not be so lucky!

Anyone else have ridonk nicknames for their Gfs spouses etc? Well mine is Lovey, we both call each other lovey all the time but at least its not this:

The Flash was absolutely useless, his power wasn't very good he could run fast, nice, fuck, Superman could run AS FAST as him! I'm sure of it! Also what good is running fast if you gotta rock that gay ass costume...the ladies wont be impressed.

Randomness powers are weakening...OK bitches! TMT/RTT is over BG OUT!

Garage Sale and other stuff!

2009-06-08T07:46:00.006-04:00

So as you ALL KNOW, Sat I had a garage sale. Got my ass up at 5:30 so I could be out the door by 7 and headed to the parents house to set up. Takes about an hr to set up, get all my shit out, and then the waiting game begins. We had modest traffic, but when it was all said & done, I made about $165. Mostly from the sale of my CDs at $2 a pop. I'd say it was a success. After the sale we put all the leftover shit away, and I took the GF out for dinner because she helped me out. We got home from dinner about 6:30, and decided to take a nap. well the nap lasted 3 hrs, I missed the whole first period of the Redwings game, and I was groggy as shit! The wings won 5-0, so I didn't miss much! Saw all 4 2nd period goals, so I was happy there.

I'm addicted to the show ICE ROAD TRUCKERS on History. For those that don't know, its about these truckers in Alaska, who have to drive on this ice road hauling shit. Its all fucking treacherous, and dramatic. Crashes & slip sliding all around and stuff! Its BAD ASS! Check it out!

So I got some dentist shit this week " a consultation" which is dentist talk for a way to rape me out of more money.

Tomorrow I am celebrating my GFs Bday w/ her. Full report tomorrow on the gifts (she reads this ya know!) lol

Why when you are a new patient do you have to fill out like a thousand pieces of paper. All your medical history is quite obnoxious! I'm getting a tooth fixed, why do you need to know about my heart surgery in 2004? lol

So tired of the work situation, its mad depressing, people seem to be dropping out of here everyday w/ buyouts and stuff. many of my good work friends have already left, it sucks...

For some reason I'm not that worried about what I'm gonna do, I should be, but I'm not, I'm actually excited.

Ok folks! that's all for Monday! Have a good one!

25 Things, BG

2009-06-07T18:37:00.004-04:00

1. Ann Arbor MI born & raised, doing nothing is how I spent most of my days.

2. I have a gay walk, its kinda like if Shaggy from Scooby Doo loved the cock. Its rough times.

3. I have a DEEP inner fucking fear of chemicals. I hate them and I'M STOKED that there are chemical free chemicals out there now, but bummed I might actually have to clean bathrooms.

4. I like getting shots. I watch them go in every time. Nurses think it's weird.

5. Been riding motorcycles since age 4. Had at least one bike my whole life since then.

6. I hate Pearl Jam, I'm like the only person on earth that don't think they are rock Gods, I think they blow.

7. I drink TONS of water everyday, like 150 + oz a day.

8. Don't understand the Robert Pattinson obsession, I think he looks dead all the time, and he has poofy hair. LAME

9. I'm an Atheist, Don't believe in God, or heaven and hell, but I'll never preach to you so don't worry, just give me the same courtesy,

10. Think Bicyclist should use the sidewalk I also think they should get tickets for running stop signs & red lights, it never happens tho, ever.

11. I used to be an all star roller hockey goalie, its the best I ever was at any sport, and I'M BUMMED that it died so quickly, now I had to sell my shit, I'm bummed about that too...

12. I love ALL MUSIC. Rock, rap, pop, country, classical, reggae, and anything else you can think of.

13. I have a GREAT GF, and we have been together 6 months, she keeps me grounded, and smiling always!

14. Love Seinfeld, best network show ever, best show ever goes to The Wire however.

15. Appetite for Destruction is my favorite CD ever, GNR rocks

16. Stand by Me is my all time favorite movie, it reminds me of my childhood friends who I don't talk to as much as I should.

17. Hate getting gas and getting haircuts, I often let my hair grow far too long because of this. I also drive with my gas light on for like 3 days.

18. I am losing my job in July, its very surreal, but I'm actually excited, new life kinda, stoked to see what happens, but a bit nervous.

19. Wish I was rich, so do most people I assume lol

20. This is WAY harder than I thought It'd be.

21. For 11 months, when I was married I was related to Alicia Keys, she was my ex wife's 1st cousin, spent a week in VA w the family and partied up w/ her, she was DOPE! Super nice and really fun.

22. Have a DOPE cat named Harley, he is essentially like a dog, comes to my door when I get home, hes a sweet guy.

23. Have acid reflux. That blows, on prescription Tagament for it, I take it everyday

24. Have IBS, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, it basically means I poop... a lot.

25. I am SO GLAD this is over! Now you now a bit more about BG! Happy SUNDAY

Let the Freak Show Begin!

2009-06-04T09:31:00.003-04:00

So I'm breaking down and having a garage sale. I have too! got too much shit from my house and since I'm downsizing to essentially a room, some of it needs to go. Plus gotta love the extra cash! My problem is that i hate garage sales. Well not so much the sales, but the crazy freak show garage sale people! The fucking lurkers who HAVE to get there early to get the best shit. I told them in my ad no early birds, I wanted to say early birds will be shot on sight, but my boss wouldn't let me! I am selling some Harley clothes, & parts, CDs at $2 a piece (all kinds of shit!) And tons of other things! If you live in SE lower MI come on down! 3103 Oakwood St, Ann Arbor 48104! So this is my last post for the week because I gotta get ready for this shit, so I have tomorrow off, which means No Zombie Friday again! Ill be well rested, ill have a full report prob on Sunday if not then Monday! Peace bitches!

Living Option, Signed, Sealed, Delivered!

2009-06-03T07:49:00.003-04:00

Well WAY back in February I secured an Apartment for fall, Well I got that Apartment BEFORE I was losing my job, and as MUCH as I'd like a 1 bdrm to myself, at this stage, $600 wont work. That's about what I pay for my half of mortgage, and without a steady check id be leery and I'd always be stressing out because of money (even more so than now) So I had to do something. First thing I did was call my apt complex and see what was up there, they said I was already approved, so I can take as much time as needed, and they could find me the place I wanted at the price I wanted, so I was happy there, they have done SO MUCH in helping me with this transition, I'm even gonna go in there and see if I can get a job! They told me to check it out! Anyways what to do now? I can STAY with my parents, which is essentially not even an option due to my dislike of living there, no problems with the parents, just I left and never wanted to come back, I HAD TO! I talked to mom yesterday and MADE SURE she knew it wasn't an issue of them, she understood! So my buddy has this amazing house. It's on 10 acres, 5 bdrm, huge wrap around deck, 2 pole barns, a garage, a giant fire pit, OH and did I mention a WET BAR! WITH DRAFT BEER! ALWAYS! Yeah, got to learn to NOT be an alcoholic w/ free draft beer in the house at all times! lol Luckily its in the basement and my laziness will prevent me sometimes! lol I'd take one of said bedrooms and I'd pay $400 incl UTILS! That's like a $300-$500 savings a MONTH! Cant really fight that! AT ALL!!!!! Plus the 4 roomies I have I know 3 of them, and the 4th is allegedly cool! lol, So hopefully July 1, I can move in there! We got the house offer and are STILL waiting for the bank! So here we go, can't wait to move out of the rents place!

Time Machine Tuesday...Zack Morris & Crew, Sports Makes BG Cry...

2009-06-02T07:34:00.006-04:00

TIME MACHINE TUESDAY!
SAVED BY THE BELL!

It was the 1990s, it was Saturday AM, and it was time to party w/ Zack, Screech, Lisa, Jesse, Kelly & AC Slater. Now I don't count the Miss Bliss years, no AC , no Lisa, no Kelly, no Jesse, I'm talking bout good ol' Bayside High! Guess what? That show is the WORST EVER! Have you watched it NOW? I saw it and was like WOW this was the SHIT when i was young, now its AWFUL! My favorite episodes are the one where Jesse gets hooked on sleeping pills "I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so SCAARRREEEEDDDDDDDD" LMAO and that acting GEM! Also the one w/ Casey Kasem, as the behind the music-esque announcer of the rise & fall of "the Zack Attack" Here is a montage video for their "HIT SONG" Friends forever.

I'm not gonna lie, I cried like a little bitch on the last episode, I cry during shows MUCH more than movies, w/ shows I've had YEARS to get to the know the characters, w/ movies a few hours doesn't do it for me. Actually what gets me most is Sports Center, If a handicapped kid scores a touchdown, ITS ALL OVER for me! Jake Porter, a mentally challenged HS senior, and team MGR/Backup Backup backup RB, is playing FB in a 45-0 game. With a few seconds left the coach goes to the other coach and says, "Hey I got a mentally challenged kid who is a SR, and has never taken a snap, can you tell her boys to lay off of him as he takes a knee" the opposite team coach says,"We will let him get a TD" Tell me this doesn't make you shed a tear

Also there is a Jason McElwain, a functioning Autistic boy who was team mgr for the Varsity Team, he rocks a tie to the games, his coach let him play the final home game, and he got to play the last 4 mins w/ his team up 20! He airballed his first shot, then he went APE SHIT!

Nice work J-Mac! These kind of stories get all the emotion goin for BG!

Also there was Sara Tucholsky of Oregon, she hit her first ever HR over the fence but hurt herself on the way to first, The OTHER TEAM helped her around the bases, The video breaks it down for you! Sportsmanship isn't dead!

That's it for TMT, have a great day!

Weekend Update!

2009-06-01T09:05:00.002-04:00

Fun-filled weekend this weekend! Friday after work, hit happy hr w/ the work crew, the GF came along, to get yet another glimpse of my crazy ass work friends! We had a few cocktails at local sports bar called the Arena, then rolled over to sticks in Ypsi, and sat on the "tiki bar" patio area, then after that rolled to a bar by my GFs house called Baileys, and finished the night w/ Quesadillas, and soft pretzels, WORD!

Sat morning my GF hated the earth, I was feeling OK however so I went and got my Harley, and attended this bike event by her house. There was a bike show, but I didn't know there was one, so my bike was NOT show ready, so I had to pass, SAD TIMES! the other bikes there were basically stock, so I prob would've won! Sat PM we hit a wedding reception, I drank 3 pints in an hr and was like I best slow my roll! I did, after that we hit a party at my friends house. It was a BLAST! Played baggo, (also called cornhole, or tailgate toss) had plenty of beers! Chilled with my friends GIANT dog Torque, he is the same kinda dog that was in the sand lot, and English Mastiff. GIANT!!!!!! But he thinks hes a lap dog, so that's cute! Crashed out and woke up at the CRACK of noon.

Sun I was in rough shape, 2 days in a row takes its toll on a grown ass man! I was able to scrape together some lunch and managed to chill until we went to my GFs parents house for some BBQ! It was a blast, but I was in the sun to much and forgot about the antibiotics I am on, so my skin got BURNED! lol The Redwings took a 2-0 series leads over Pittsburgh! That's HUGE!!!! its gonna be like last year and the Wings will bring home the cup! Slept like ass last night, my GF did too, we were up talking all night, and I feel closer to her than ever! Awwwwwwww =) OK folks Time Machine Tuesday tomorrow! PEACE!!!!

Joy & Pain...

2009-05-29T08:55:00.005-04:00

ZOMBIE FRIDAY!!!!

OK, it's not really Zombie Friday because I slept like a rock again! Levaquin is GREAT! They kicked us out of karaoke at like 12, so i was in bed at 12:30! Slept STRAIGHT through til 7:30! AHHHHH!

Yesterday was a day of TREMENDOUS JOY! And a bit of pain! First:

THE PAIN!!!

Well went to the Dentist to see if I needed a root Canal, what happened there was beyond my wildest imagination, and the Dentists too! They numb me up, and I start to chat w/ Laura, an attractive mother of 3 who commutes to Adrian everyday for work (we had 20 minutes, I now can write a full biopic pic about Laura, the chick who played Andrea in 90210 can play her)

I digress, but anyways I'm numb as fuck, but its JUST my right side so I can still talk, and am not drooling, but it does feel like someone crushed the shit outta my face and it's all swollen, its not, but Novocaine is a weird feeling! The make me open wide as shit and they start to check the tooth that had a potential Root canal, they ask me if it has been hurting and I'm like NOPE so they are optimistic. She starts drilling for like a few mins, and says to Laura, We got a problem here, I'm thinking WHAT THE FUCK is the problem? They get kinda frantic for a second, and start doing shit to my tooth, this and that (can't recall the dental jargon) finally the Dentist goes, I've sen this like 5 times in 30 years! NOT WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR , I'M LIKE WTF is up? it's called Internal Resorption what is is is the living tissue cells, instead of form in UNDER the tooth, go INTO the tooth, and start decaying from the inside out. The space is taken over by a tissue, a lot like the gums in your mouth, so when they drilled into it, the pressure from the tissue hitting the tooth was released, and it starting shooting blood! they were like "teeth aren't supposed to bleed" I'm like "No shit" so they seal it w/ some cement that tasted like cloves, and I need to go talk to a oral surgeon, which means I will 100% get a root canal, and a crown, so that blows, I also still need ALL MY filling because they couldn't do shit as far as fillings go yesterday but they thanked me for making their day exciting, I wanted to be like FUCK YOU! But they were SUPER nice, and surprisingly gentle. So I said "NO PROBLEM!" So now im gonn abe buried up to my fuckin eyeballs in Dental debt, thank god I still have insurance! Now for

THE JOY!

After 9 months, many fights and fueds, and lots of frustration, we GOT 2 OFFERS ON THE HOUSE!!! We have been trying since September, its making my divorce NOT seem final, though it has been since December. Both people are pre approved, so it appears we are finally gonna be rid of it!!!! The bank decides, we sign, we move our shit! easy as 1-2-3. In honor of my Joy & Pain post, here is the vido for "Joy & Pain" By Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock

Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock - Joy And Pain (Official Music Video)

See ya next week!!!!!!

Thursday...Shaping up to be Shitty!

2009-05-28T08:40:00.002-04:00

Woke up this morning with a migraine-esque headache. The pain is the same, but no nausea & blurry visions.

The medication I'm on (Levaquin) is giving me some VIVID Dreams! But they are all really fun, not scary or sad so its not a big deal.

People are digging the beard! DIGGIN IT! At work there is a poll going. Its 8 to 2 for the beard, and the 2 don't mind the beard, they just like my "baby face" better. Do I have a baby face? Maybe a fat babies face lol.

Been jammin out to Flight of The Conchords Lately. For those not familiar they are a folk duo from New Zealand, here is my fav song by them, also the most backhanded compliment song ever!

I'm not excited for karaoke tonight, it seems since my buddy CB stopped going everyone else has stopped too, that's lame. The shows are small and i feel like they might pull the plug

As we were speaking, my co-workers gave me my new nickname is "Beardy G" I like it!

Made $15 at job 2, WASTE OF TIME! We didn't even get any real Redwings Traffic (GO WINGS)

OK headache is over powering, no more computer! Love you guys! Zombie Friday returns tomorrow!

Random Rainy Stuff!

2009-05-27T08:44:00.003-04:00

Its raining today so I slept like a Fucking rock! Always sleep better when it rains...

On a new medication, for my 50 yr old prostate, I was reading online and all these people were talking about all these outlandish side effects, it was comical! I Highly Doubt Levaquin causes BRAIN DAMAGE (No shit), I wasn't even scared, I was just like this is NUTS...

The more I think about it, the more I feel the Crocodile Hunter went out like a bitch. He was always sticking his head in alligators mouths and shit, getting bit by cobras, and he dies from a stingray? like 2 people a year die from a stingray! Makes me sad...

Vanna White still is hot as hell! She has the world's easiest job, I'm jealous. You think Pat Sajak ever hit that...

I hate umbrellas, it has to be pouring rain and I'll need to be walking for like 10 miles before I bust out an umbrella, though I don't have ladies hair, which apparently makes all the difference in the world. I just hate having this wet thing in my area taking up space...

It pisses me off when people beat animals. They are fucking cowards. They need to be in a federal pound them in the ass prison for fucking life!

Kenny G fixed the Bobby G ride so its at least presentable! It went from this

to this!

Hes not a body shop guy, but it turned out MUCH better than it was...

Weird people are at the grocery store at 8:00 a.m. I hit Krogers to get work shit, and it looked like the place was ran by, and shopped at by ZOMBIES...

Why do drive up ATMs have Braille on the keypad? Oh also don't say ATM machine is is it a Automatic Teller Machine Machine? If so, you go to the school of redundancy school

Here is your Dose of Wednesday Wu Tang!

You're Welcome!

OK folks! Be back tomorrow! Enjoy your day!

IM BACK BITCHES! Time Machine Tues: LEGOS!

2009-05-26T09:01:00.007-04:00

OK lots to talk about, I missed Zombie Friday because I had the day off, so NO ZOMBIE for me, I slept like a fucking rock! It was fantastic, though I was PAINFULLY Sore from picking up 800 lb police motorcycles all day! It kicked my ass!

Which brings me to my time Machine Tuesday Post! LEGOS! the greatest toy ever! I loved Legos as a kid! All day id play with those shits, making DOPE ass spaceships and stuff! Id get the kits and build the stuff up! The biggest kit I ever built was a pirate ship!

It was like 900 pieces! it took 8 hours, but when you're ten you have 8 hrs to build bad ass Lego ships! Anyone here play with Legos?

Random Thoughts:

If you wear a "Worlds Greatest Dad" shirt in public, you probably aren't!

There is a new show on A & E after Intervention on Mondays called Obsessed! ITS GREAT! its about OCD and curing it in people, very riveting

Ive been growing a beard because of the red Wings playoff run, its getting legit! Check out my bad ass look on my face too!

Word!

So I'm officially an old man, at age 30 I got prostatitis! Yes Its an inflamed prostate, actually its common, but COME ON! I'm 30! And pissing like a 50 year old!

John & Kate plus 8 was JUICY AS SHIT! Kate is a bitch! True, John may of did something wrong, but I don't think he cheated. He put himself in a bad situation, TRUE, but the episode was NUTS! The way they are talking its like they are divorced! sad times for those kids.

Had a great Harley ride with the girlfriend! we went 103 miles, and it was great times!

I feel like I'm getting a cold, I'M PISSED!

Today is Tues, it feels like Mon. That's surreal.

JUSTIN VERLANDER (Tigers Pitcher) IS A MONSTER! Man crush confirmed!

OK folks! That's all for today! Enjoy your Tuesday!

Sunday....(sigh)

2009-05-24T16:22:00.003-04:00

Sunday's blow! This one not as bad as others, because I don't have to work tomorrow, but its worse because I am hungover as shit! We went to a bar in Plymouth, they have $2 PBRs which apparently gives me a green light to drink 11! Yes that's right, 11 PBRs at the bar! I am apparently retarded. This morning I feel retarded. Like why the fuck do I occasionally find it necessary to try to be 21. At age 30, it doesn't work out well! AT ALL! I don't recall the last time I had 11 beers at a bar. Its been a hot minute. Well yesterday was not the time to relive my youth. Its a gorgeous day, and I don't have the energy to do shit! No drinks tonight, gonna chill w the lady. Harley ride tomorrow, ill check you guys on Tuesday! Time to drink water and recover! PEACE!

Police (Crash) Riding School..

2009-05-21T17:14:00.004-04:00

So Ive been riding Motorcycles since I was 15. I have skills, It has been acknowledged that I have skills. But Today I got hit w/ a Huge monster dose of humbleness. All I've known was wrong. Everything I learned had to be unlearned, in 3 hrs. I didn't work out. I had shit ton of bad habits that needed to be dealt with. They kinda got dealt with but not without some issues, make that SHIT TONS OF ISSUES. First off, I didn't use my own bike, so I wasn't used to the ride, which sounds like an excuse. It is, these bikes are heavier, and larger, and I wasn't used to them, but a good rider just rides, here is the bike I rode .

Nice huh? Well That was until I got a hold of it, I crashed...ALOT, no injuries due to the slow speeds of the exercises, but I was on the ground a TON! I had no idea it'd be this tough. SERIOUSLY! BRUTAL That's a 800lb bike. I had to pick it up each time. I learned a technique to make it easier, but when you do it so much it kicks your ass. I learned SO MUCH. A TON, and it will make me a better rider. But, I can't say I wasn't embarrassed as shit. Though everyone fell at least once, it still made me feel shitty. But its part of learning. A BIG PART! I'm excited as shit to use my new skills both o the road, and on the range! May go up north tomorrow on the bike, hit Mackinac, and other hot spots, May not also, you never know w/ BG! But I will utilize this weekend! Its gonna be great!

American Idol, Worst Season Ever

2009-05-20T07:25:00.004-04:00

THANK GOD ITS ALMOST OVER! This season has been a nightmare. Now Adam Lambert is a good singer, but a total freakshow, he will do well regardless. Kris Allen is a broke ass Jack Johnson, without the guitar skills. And so now its come down to this. I feel like Adam has to win, hes TONS better than Kris, but Kris has the ladies vote (Adam has the gay men's vote lol) But overall based on talent its a runaway. I wouldn't be surprised if this is the biggest ass whoopin in AI history. Now whats with the 2 hr finale? everyone ON EARTH is gonna be there singing, plugging their shit and we all just wanna see who wins. Last night they had 3 songs. Their best performance of the season (read repeat) A song chose by the creator Simon Fuller, and a song Written by Kara Dioguardi. Also known as the WORST SONG EVER!!!!! Don't believe me? Here it is below!

TOLD YOU! and what was up w/ Paula last night? she was practically orange, with a lime green shirt, and probably drunk! Why do the producers at AI even let her talk. She should just hold up a sign and say Yay or Nay! She's a mess. While we are on fashion patrol, Randy Jacksons Suit, REALLY? it was RIDONK! It was like blue plaid, did he hit the thrift store before hand? This is the AI finale! Not some auditon or even Hollywood week! I hope to GOD that Kara is gone next season. She is TERRIBLE! Plus with that song she wrote, WOW! DONE! OK short, lame post today, but there are many exciting things on the horizon! Talk to you all soon!